>>73950214

you can get a dui for riding splash mountain?

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IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME

JUST

I FOUND A WAY
I FOUND A WAAAAAY

I'm glad to see that child stars still fail at life like the ones from the 80's. Gives me warm nostalgic feels.

It's okay, surely his good friend Miranda or Josh will bail him out?

...

>get a fucking speedrunning start in life
>fubar it up beyond all recognition as soon as you hit 18
The American dream everybody

Remember the episode where he tried to parlay his child acting part into becoming a music star, the way Drake did, but ended up in jail for drinking while driving instead? That was a wacky episode.

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE PULLED OVER BUT

THEY FOUND A WAY, THEY FOUND A WAY

>get a fucking speedrunning start in life
Not really.

If he had a speedrunning start, his parents would be more successful than he is and would be able to provide guidance.

Child stars are just talking products.

Miranda is rich. Why doesn't she just help him?

GODDAMN IT, NOW THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE WILL HAVE TO BE DELAYED.

MEGAN

>2nd DUI
>jail
Commiefornia is truly a dystopian hellscape.

This is what happens when Miley Cyrus is your role model

IM LOCKED AWAY
IM LOCKED AWWWWWWAAY

This t b h

Google "California compliant AR-15"

Lulz will be had

>4 days in jail
brutal

holy shit

>getting 1 DUI

Look at this fucking degenerate

>drunk person worth $0
>risking the life of others

Tell an alcoholic you smoke weed and he will say you are a drug addict.

Alcoholics are fucking the scum of the earth and should be eradicated as they are the lowest form of parasitic scum I have been able to trace. Just as low as the heroin addict or white trash racist that posts on this website

wtf they look like guns with birth defects

You are a drug addict if you smoke weed though.

hurr muh weed is gud but other drugs are bad

there's nothing wrong with alcohol or heroin you degenerate weed smoker

driving under the influence of anything is fucking scary and I'm not ever doing that shit again

drove home drunk once not realizing how much i had consumed, and drove home high once thinking enough time had passed to come down

both experiences were harrowing. I hate driving at the best of times, though

>worth -$600.000*

The New York ones are pretty funny, too.
I know people that have like 13, stay mad Seth Rogen.

> dui

I don't quite agree with Hicks, on a lot of things, but I'm reminded of this sketch about how harsh dui laws are now.

youtube.com/watch?v=IJcxvuuDgW4

I had a college roommate who would either come home drunk or stoned. I liked him much better when he was stoned. Same for most of the drunks and stoners around campus. I don't like the smell of weed, and drink a fair amount myself, but I prefer the stoners to the drunks.

Weed is a pussy's drug. It's the safest thing you can do and the annoying part is that all of those moron's think they're accomplishing something. Fuck stoners.

remember that episode of drake and josh where drake makes josh late for his exam and they fall out and then everything starts going well for josh and drake starts getting JUSTed?
life mimicking art

Looks like he needs to find a way to get out of jail.

God she was cute before she became a anorexic mexican

IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME
TO PAY THE FINE

TO GET OUT HERE

She was adorable when she was 16 or 17 on this show. Dan's a great entertainer.

Drake & Josh Gritty Action Movie when?

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE

What will be Drake's last resort?

Will he get raped?

i JUST found a way i found a way

...

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TIL this nigga was in an episode of Seinfeld

DUDE WEED LMAO

You know what would be good?
A tv show about a former child star who's in debt and is slowly losing it because of drugs abuse. It would be inspired by Drake Bell and other former Disney/Nickelodeon "stars". Written by David Chase.
The theme song would be a chopped and screwed version of Drake Bell's "I found a way".

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IF YOU OPEN UP MY CELL

SEE WHAT'S INSIDE

No he wasnt

She look older on the show than she does now..
Forgot she actually had some weight at one point & didn't look like a twig

JUST

At least now he'll have a place to sleep.

RIP

Another DUI

Has Drake completely lost control of his life?

And meals every day!

Posted in a thread a few days back

Don't they both hate him?

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BEATING ME DOWN

BEATING ME BEATING ME DOWN

DOWN

INTO THE GROUND

t. Drunken Irish

>Blackfoot Confederacy

>dude you can't get addicted to weed!

fucking degenerates.

tbqhwyftbhrtbh I prefer stoners to drinkers.

Have you ever heard of an abusive stonerdad?

I WANT CANDY

>you are making more money that Aaron Carter

Holy fuck.

only ballers DUI

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--justthingsplebswillneverunderstand

OVER YOUR SHOULDER
YOU KNOW
THAT I'LL ALWAYS BE PICKING UP THE SOAP
WHEN ITS DOWN
SO JUST TURN AROUND

There are grocery store employees making more than that. How does this happen?

>he is "addicted" to weed

do you have any willpower at all? lmao just stop smoking

I remember being a 13 year old faggot searching Dailymotion and vimeo for months to find that clip

did you find it?

>You will never be able to watch Drake & Josh: College Edition
>You will never get to watch Josh become an enormous Chad and get laid all the time with his new college buds
>You will never see Josh run to the bathroom merely to watch him sniff coke
>You will never see Megan in her Senior year of high school
>You will never see her blowing her male teachers for straight A's
>You will never see Drake and Josh's dad being cuckolded by his wife with some nigger's cock in her used goods
>You will never watch Drake gain a bunch of weight and reveal himself to be a virgin in college
>You will never watch Drake become a recluse and browse /r9k/ and fap while Josh is banging bitches in the top bunk
>You will never see the series finale where Drake finally snaps and storms the school with a bushmaster assault rifle

>$5 loss per month
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Drake would not be welcome on r9k
t. blackbot9k1

I would watch a character study where we watch Drake being pathetic and doing a series of painfully cringeworthy things.

>be me
>be 19 years old
>take a xanax and have some beers
>decide to go get some burger king
>I'm extremely fucked up but not even existing inside my mind at this point
>cop pulls me over
>somehow talk him out of arresting me despite being extremely impaired
>cannot remember what I said or if these events even happened
>wake up next morning back home safe somehow

I had a bag of pot in the car too and a gun I hadn't registered with the state yet. I also had gotten a DUI a year before.

Very harrowing experience that made me rethink my life.

TO PAY MY FINE

He could just play a Hannibal Lecter type character manipulating the Just League from the inside.

That episode was so heavy handed. I was watching Drake and Josh the other day, tuned in for some laughs but the episode instead focused on some bullshit drama that Drake needs Josh to live

But now I look at reality. What is happening?

Only 96 hours? So is that like 4 days?

JOSH HELP ME

>all these people defending drunk driving
Lmao what a bunch of fucking losers

really makes you think

>not booze cruising with a forty in your lap and a blunt in your mouth
I bet you got shoved into lockers in high school

And they cut Josh Keaton out of voicing Spider-man for him?

>Bieber won

my lips are moving but there's no sound
someday somebody's gonna get run down

Better than being shoved between metal plates and scraped out by a fireman

Nah nice projection though. Loser

I'd rather live a short life and be awesome than live a long one as some kind of fucking nerd.

You will be forgotten

You'll never have been noticed in the first place.

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How do you go from beating Shaq to being 2 million in debt?

underrated

Frivolous spending with credit cards

Then you should probably kill yourself. You're already some kind of fucking nerd

Is he gonna kill himself Sup Forums?

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BEST FUCKING EPISODE HANDS DOWN
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