>lelelelelel lyke bros we know the problem is there we just lyke totes dunno how big >so lyke what I be proposin is we sit here shittin our pantsu until he either wins or loses >oh don't furrget to loooose moral
Just an tl;dr to what your entire "argument" has been thus far. I'm off for the night.
Joseph Miller
She's not that pretty desu. But she has heart and can stand her ground.
Easton Baker
I just have so much respect for Ted Cruz. You guys missed out on a golden opportunity to take your country back. Trump is a snake.
Brayden Moore
So lets get this straight, Trump basically:
>Invented Shitposting >Invented Samefagging >Invented Namefagging >Invented Baitposting >Mastered Falseflagging >Embraced Frogposting >Became Metal Gear Solid memes incarnated >Literally turned this election into a season of Code Geass
Is there anything THE ABOLUTE MADMAN can't do? How do you even deny him the presidency, on principle, at this point?
>lelelelelel lyke bros we know the problem is there we just lyke totes dunno how big >so lyke what I be proposin is we sit here shittin our pantsu until he either wins or loses >oh don't furrget to loooose moral
How do you lose morale when you know you are up against a united Jew army of journalists? That just makes me want to fight harder. It doesn't make me give up.
Brandon James
INCREASINGLY
Jackson Butler
right behind you guac brother, trump is playing games and running a country is serious business
Nolan Hernandez
Who /RUMP4TRUMP/ here?
Colton Myers
>christina Reynolds >deputy Communications Director
Carter Brown
Reminder that your candidate is an insane bigot and you shouldn't vote for him.
Jaxson Adams
k keep me turtled.
Josiah Collins
Everyone=Hillary
Jace Torres
Holy shit those are some big ass sandwiches
Jaxon Cruz
He has a proven record of consistent reform minded conservatism.
Macbook Pro baby.
Cameron Anderson
Then shut the fuck up and either find a forum that gives a shit or join the meme train and put Trump into the White House like the rest of us
Ethan Williams
>all this shit No. Stop trying to force dumb shit. The difference between Trump's campaign and what you're doing is that his message is resonating without being forced. Kill yourself, Milhouse.
Nathaniel Thompson
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Joshua Butler
GIB SHEKELS. t. Shillary.
James Martinez
...
Charles Ortiz
Just wait and see famalamapai
Kayden Thomas
Just got off work anything new today?
Dylan Green
Donald, it's 1:26AM and I just got off the phone with you- no, MY delegates.
Tick tock, Donald...
Zachary Hill
Considering that Bush endorsed Cruz, I assume you're all on the #CruzCrew?
Xavier Davis
You need to know who you are fighting and have a realistic view of who you are up against.
Brody Perez
Trump meme'd the media into oblivion.
Ryan Scott
Anime Babes for Trump
Brody Lopez
I can't wait for the debates
Carter Anderson
I have massive fluctuations throughout every week as to if I think Trump can win, a few days ago I was on the downside again. But reading about a lot more GOP(e) support and seeing some good polls has brought me back to believing again. I really think we-he can do it.
Goodnight bros, MAGA
Sebastian Lee
God damn, his body is as disgusting as his face.
Ian Sanders
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Jayden Jones
We out here
Aiden Jones
I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do after this election is over. It's the greatest thing that has ever happened.
Brandon Baker
Then you need concrete proof that the big bad Jew is out to get the rest of the world that can enter the normieverse or nothing will really come of it.
Jackson Scott
I think Trump paid to get Katrina's skin lightened and hair done properly. HE used to own miss universe so he must know the best hair and skin faggots in the business no?
Lucas Edwards
Why does George W. Bush so rarely make any public appearances? He never talks about the election.
BTW, who do you think the former presidents apart from Bill Clinton will vote for? Jimmy Carter hasn't endorsed Hillary despite being a Democrat, do you reckon he's a closet Trump supporter? What about the two Bushes?
Luis Gutierrez
why arnt these John miller generals yet
Benjamin Bell
You suck, rato.
Lincoln Cruz
i prefer 3D but i respect your taste
Jace Adams
Tell me more about the John Miller thing I've been mourning the loss of Overwatch and haven't been caught up with the news.
Andrew Walker
Oh God, do you have some catching up to do.....
Watch Trump's AM phone-in interviews....
Then watch The Kelly File
Jason Ortiz
He has PTSD.
Jackson Nelson
Reminder that it's not actually Donald Trump in the phone call. The voices are not the same. That's just the WaPo's overt bias talking. Trump was just being 100% honest.
John Miller is also a super common name, as well.
It's to Trump's benefit that everyone is confused, however. Nobody knows or can ever know the full facts to this story. It's a total mystery that relies on total speculation and "well OBViously it's him" and "well OBVIOUSLY" etc etc, no real facts.
Nolan Hill
Sorry I haven’t been doing reports lately, been moving IN THE LAST 24 HOURS Morning >Trump used to troll reporters as a fake publicist 25 years ago >Trump would use the name “John Miller” or “John Barron” >Audio released of one conversation allegedly involving Trump posing as John Miller >Washington Post thinks this is Oppo Research >was given by a source “on the condition of anonymity” >Media frenzy ensues >Trump stokes the fire in subsequent interviews >Trump to Stephanopoulos: Hillary is a good friend of yours and you worked for her but you don’t reveal >Trump says tax returns will be released after audit >Says his tax rate is “None of [the press’s] business”
Afternoon >Cruz: Those responsible for Trump’s rise bear the responsibility going forward >Bill Clinton flew on pedo’s jet w/o secret service >Trump campaign pushing The Don to blacklist Never Trump people at convention >Blacklist would include consultants and “operatives who worked for Never Trump groups and some who worked for Trump’s GOP presidential rivals or their supportive super PACs” >Hillary tweets “’You’re gonna make the same if you do as good a job’ – Donald Trump on women and equal pay” >Rewind: Girl who asks Trump about equal pay was a Jeb! plant >Trump told her You’re gonna make the same if you do as good a job Tonight >Megyn Kelly has reporter who spoke to Trump when Trump used fake name >Reporter says she didn’t release audio >suggested that Trump released audio >Media in full panic mode as they have fallen into another Trump trap
I think you might need to see a doctor. We have another 6 months of this shit.
Dylan Cruz
>What about the two Bushes? They'll write in ¡Yeb!
Aaron Cooper
Carter thinks the Clintons are corrupt scum. Wouldn't be surprised if he stays home.
Bushes might vote Hillary because their family is almost as corrupt as hers.
Jackson Jackson
She's average looking imo, but what you said is exactly why she gives me a chub. She's damn loyal, knows how to give intelligent responses and I think her voice is sexy
Matthew Nelson
Why did Bernie accidentally call him "President Donald Trump"?
Kevin Jenkins
dat whooty
Carter Ortiz
This. There are days that I don't know if I can handle any more bantz. The idea of 8 years of god-tier presidential shitposting almost gives me a heart attack. It's going to be so great.
Joshua Walker
Also watch Hurricane Katrina BTFO Wolf Blitzer
Brandon Diaz
You could have gone along with the plan Donald. You could have let them have Jeb vs. Hillary. But you had to go and be Big Don
Cooper Butler
Jimmy Carter hates the Clintons and said that Trump is better than Cruz so he is a Trump Supporter Bill clearly hates his wife and will do anything to get out of the limelight so he is for anyone against her Bushes are in cohoots with the Clintons and will vote for Shillary
Joseph Gutierrez
Thanks for the daily wrap up famalam
Jordan Thomas
Does Callum Borchers sound like a Jew name?
Dominic King
Talking hypothetical-- imagine you had a genuine sex tape with Melanie or Ivanka trump fro 10-15 years ago.
What do you think it would be worth, and would you sell it even though it might ruin trump? I think you could, right now, get at least 50 million for it
Benjamin Thompson
I'd happily dump a billion of my seed inside Tiffany. Looking just as she is.
>Trump would use the name “John Miller” or “John Barron”
Just sounds like he made those up this week by looking around the room and seeing his advisor Stephen Miller and Barron
Leo Sanchez
>Reminder Trump's senior policy advisor, Stephen Miller, is the son of John Miller.
Jack Murphy
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Evan Brooks
>Why does George W. Bush so rarely make any public appearances? He never talks about the election.
He came out to campaign for Jeb in South Carolina. Did you see the next GOP debate? Trump basically saw it as a green light to publicly accuse Bush of lying about Iraq and 9-11. Everyone was shocked that he would accuse, but the voters basically agreed.
The Bushes have never recovered from the butthurt since this. They're refusing to endorse any candidate for president, but we all know they secretly want Hillary to win.
That's why you don't see him.
Charles Martinez
While I don't believe it's actually him, it helps Trump if the media still believes it's him. That they can get manipulated so easily.
Michael Powell
I'd sell it. If you have something that can elevate your position, you need to exploit it.
I'd also use an alias for the transaction and pay a million each to my proxies.
Remember kids, if you're ever going to do something shady, use as many proxies as you can afford.
Sebastian Sanchez
hypothetically going forward
learn to English language
I know it's hard, they don't teach it in high school or college anymore
Logan White
>asking for money instead of votes >again
Jose Thomas
Love these
Leo Flores
It's just weird we've seen more from Romney than we have from GWB.