TRUMP GENERAL - DINOSAURS EDITION

>Delegates Trump: 1,134
SGOPET: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17 state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CA, SD- 5/23 registertovote.ca.gov/ cafortrump.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac

INTERVIEWS
>Katrina on Situation Room 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=vcOFaxyjkuE
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=G_aOC5_seA8
>Trump on ABC & NBC 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=pgEpB527hEU
>Eric Trump on Lou Dobbs 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=IVmv6HBYYOI
>Trump on Hannity (+Reince Priebus) 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=r0iiBIlELcg
>Carson, Priebus on the Kelly File 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=RDLKcTESJl0
>Eric Trump on Kelly File 5/11/16
youtube.com/watch?v=U0ctyYprDVk
>Manafort on Hardball 5/10/16
youtube.com/watch?v=t_gQ2iib14s
>Lewandowski on Hannity 5/10/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Jng5bcAedII
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/10/16
youtube.com/watch?v=VOKDOEdijkI

ENTERTAINMENT
>Shapiro Throws Twitter Tantrum
youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ
>Hillary’s America – First Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ
>Trump Explains in 3 Mins why Clinton Can’t be President
youtube.com/watch?v=RR6BXrURB0Y
>Diamond & Silk Have a Message For Mitt Romney!
youtube.com/watch?v=q72bQEux6K8
>Best of Trump – Waterbury
youtube.com/watch?v=vlbEjG-M-v4

JOHN MILLER INTERVIEW
youtube.com/watch?v=toruN-61dEU

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams

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twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/731291507928371200
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=477&v=ClNCZdnbFuY
youtube.com/watch?v=UxD5Z0ClLd8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT

MAGA
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Katrina gets me rock hard when she talks.

awoo

Eric go to bed, its late. Stop posting photos from the family album.


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LAST AWOOOVEMENT BEFORE BED

Is it just me or does she give off a porn star vibe?

guys it's not funny anymore

we need to back a true and tested conservative candidate.

I am now a Jeb Head

First for newish art.

>hon-haka.org/archives/1044

Kayleigh gets me hard desu

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ALL RISE FOR HURRICANE KATRINA'S ASS

YOU MAY NOW BE SEATED

THIS THREAD IS NOW IN SESSION

What did Hillary's campaign mean by this?

>I WAS IN WASHINGTON, IOWA

Jeb!hed

You want me to repost it here?

>lelelelelel lyke bros we know the problem is there we just lyke totes dunno how big
>so lyke what I be proposin is we sit here shittin our pantsu until he either wins or loses
>oh don't furrget to loooose moral

Just an tl;dr to what your entire "argument" has been thus far.
I'm off for the night.

She's not that pretty desu. But she has heart and can stand her ground.

I just have so much respect for Ted Cruz. You guys missed out on a golden opportunity to take your country back. Trump is a snake.

So lets get this straight, Trump basically:

>Invented Shitposting
>Invented Samefagging
>Invented Namefagging
>Invented Baitposting
>Mastered Falseflagging
>Embraced Frogposting
>Became Metal Gear Solid memes incarnated
>Literally turned this election into a season of Code Geass

Is there anything THE ABOLUTE MADMAN can't do? How do you even deny him the presidency, on principle, at this point?

We need more Metal Gear Trump memes

twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/731268597662646274

Rats fleeing a sinking ship

>lelelelelel lyke bros we know the problem is there we just lyke totes dunno how big
>so lyke what I be proposin is we sit here shittin our pantsu until he either wins or loses
>oh don't furrget to loooose moral

How do you lose morale when you know you are up against a united Jew army of journalists? That just makes me want to fight harder. It doesn't make me give up.

INCREASINGLY

right behind you guac brother, trump is playing games and running a country is serious business

Who /RUMP4TRUMP/ here?

>christina Reynolds
>deputy Communications Director

Reminder that your candidate is an insane bigot and you shouldn't vote for him.

k keep me turtled.

Everyone=Hillary

Holy shit those are some big ass sandwiches

He has a proven record of consistent reform minded conservatism.

Macbook Pro baby.

Then shut the fuck up and either find a forum that gives a shit or join the meme train and put Trump into the White House like the rest of us

>all this shit
No. Stop trying to force dumb shit. The difference between Trump's campaign and what you're doing is that his message is resonating without being forced. Kill yourself, Milhouse.

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GIB SHEKELS.
t. Shillary.

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Just wait and see famalamapai

Just got off work anything new today?

Donald, it's 1:26AM and I just got off the phone with you- no, MY delegates.

Tick tock, Donald...

Considering that Bush endorsed Cruz, I assume you're all on the #CruzCrew?

You need to know who you are fighting and have a realistic view of who you are up against.

Trump meme'd the media into oblivion.

Anime Babes for Trump

I can't wait for the debates

I have massive fluctuations throughout every week as to if I think Trump can win, a few days ago I was on the downside again. But reading about a lot more GOP(e) support and seeing some good polls has brought me back to believing again. I really think we-he can do it.

Goodnight bros, MAGA

God damn, his body is as disgusting as his face.

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We out here

I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do after this election is over. It's the greatest thing that has ever happened.

Then you need concrete proof that the big bad Jew is out to get the rest of the world that can enter the normieverse or nothing will really come of it.

I think Trump paid to get Katrina's skin lightened and hair done properly.
HE used to own miss universe so he must know the best hair and skin faggots in the business no?

Why does George W. Bush so rarely make any public appearances? He never talks about the election.

BTW, who do you think the former presidents apart from Bill Clinton will vote for? Jimmy Carter hasn't endorsed Hillary despite being a Democrat, do you reckon he's a closet Trump supporter? What about the two Bushes?

why arnt these John miller generals yet

You suck, rato.

i prefer 3D but i respect your taste

Tell me more about the John Miller thing
I've been mourning the loss of Overwatch and haven't been caught up with the news.

Oh God, do you have some catching up to do.....

Watch Trump's AM phone-in interviews....

Then watch The Kelly File

He has PTSD.

Reminder that it's not actually Donald Trump in the phone call. The voices are not the same. That's just the WaPo's overt bias talking. Trump was just being 100% honest.

John Miller is also a super common name, as well.

It's to Trump's benefit that everyone is confused, however. Nobody knows or can ever know the full facts to this story. It's a total mystery that relies on total speculation and "well OBViously it's him" and "well OBVIOUSLY" etc etc, no real facts.

Sorry I haven’t been doing reports lately, been moving
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Trump used to troll reporters as a fake publicist 25 years ago
>Trump would use the name “John Miller” or “John Barron”
>Audio released of one conversation allegedly involving Trump posing as John Miller
>Washington Post thinks this is Oppo Research
>was given by a source “on the condition of anonymity”
>Media frenzy ensues
>Trump stokes the fire in subsequent interviews
>Trump to Stephanopoulos: Hillary is a good friend of yours and you worked for her but you don’t reveal
>Trump says tax returns will be released after audit
>Says his tax rate is “None of [the press’s] business”

Afternoon
>Cruz: Those responsible for Trump’s rise bear the responsibility going forward
>Bill Clinton flew on pedo’s jet w/o secret service
>Trump campaign pushing The Don to blacklist Never Trump people at convention
>Blacklist would include consultants and “operatives who worked for Never Trump groups and some who worked for Trump’s GOP presidential rivals or their supportive super PACs”
>Hillary tweets “’You’re gonna make the same if you do as good a job’ – Donald Trump on women and equal pay”
>Rewind: Girl who asks Trump about equal pay was a Jeb! plant
>Trump told her You’re gonna make the same if you do as good a job
Tonight
>Megyn Kelly has reporter who spoke to Trump when Trump used fake name
>Reporter says she didn’t release audio
>suggested that Trump released audio
>Media in full panic mode as they have fallen into another Trump trap

>Today we learn that Trump once had the most effective PR spokesman of all time and paid nothing for the service. #Trump
twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/731291507928371200

WEW

>rato

Oh, you're so clever, aren't you?

>I have massive fluctuations

I think you might need to see a doctor. We have another 6 months of this shit.

>What about the two Bushes?
They'll write in ¡Yeb!

Carter thinks the Clintons are corrupt scum. Wouldn't be surprised if he stays home.

Bushes might vote Hillary because their family is almost as corrupt as hers.

She's average looking imo, but what you said is exactly why she gives me a chub. She's damn loyal, knows how to give intelligent responses and I think her voice is sexy

Why did Bernie accidentally call him "President Donald Trump"?

dat whooty

This. There are days that I don't know if I can handle any more bantz. The idea of 8 years of god-tier presidential shitposting almost gives me a heart attack. It's going to be so great.

Also watch Hurricane Katrina BTFO Wolf Blitzer

You could have gone along with the plan Donald. You could have let them have Jeb vs. Hillary.
But you had to go and be Big Don

Jimmy Carter hates the Clintons and said that Trump is better than Cruz so he is a Trump Supporter
Bill clearly hates his wife and will do anything to get out of the limelight so he is for anyone against her
Bushes are in cohoots with the Clintons and will vote for Shillary

Thanks for the daily wrap up famalam

Does Callum Borchers sound like a Jew name?

Talking hypothetical-- imagine you had a genuine sex tape with Melanie or Ivanka trump fro 10-15 years ago.

What do you think it would be worth, and would you sell it even though it might ruin trump? I think you could, right now, get at least 50 million for it

I'd happily dump a billion of my seed inside Tiffany. Looking just as she is.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=477&v=ClNCZdnbFuY

Reminder Trump's senior policy advisor, Stephen Miller, is the son of John Miller.

Because he knows like all of us Hillary won't stand a chance against him, checkd

It wasn't accidental at all

>Donald Trump

More like
John Miller

he's already conceded

MAGA

Thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=UxD5Z0ClLd8

Wow. An entire Continent made of prisoners.

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>Trump would use the name “John Miller” or “John Barron”

Just sounds like he made those up this week by looking around the room and seeing his advisor Stephen Miller and Barron

>Reminder Trump's senior policy advisor, Stephen Miller, is the son of John Miller.

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>Why does George W. Bush so rarely make any public appearances? He never talks about the election.

He came out to campaign for Jeb in South Carolina. Did you see the next GOP debate? Trump basically saw it as a green light to publicly accuse Bush of lying about Iraq and 9-11. Everyone was shocked that he would accuse, but the voters basically agreed.

The Bushes have never recovered from the butthurt since this. They're refusing to endorse any candidate for president, but we all know they secretly want Hillary to win.

That's why you don't see him.

While I don't believe it's actually him, it helps Trump if the media still believes it's him. That they can get manipulated so easily.

I'd sell it. If you have something that can elevate your position, you need to exploit it.

I'd also use an alias for the transaction and pay a million each to my proxies.

Remember kids, if you're ever going to do something shady, use as many proxies as you can afford.

hypothetically going forward

learn to English language

I know it's hard, they don't teach it in high school or college anymore

>asking for money instead of votes
>again

Love these

It's just weird we've seen more from Romney than we have from GWB.

What

Seems kinda like a freudian slip

kekek he kayser soze'd them

mother of God...