Redpill me on Rammstein

Redpill me on Rammstein.

I have distant relatives there

>muh teutonic mock metal festival fodder

They're a great metal band, you just have to not be a metalsperg to appreciate them. Same with Ghost, Nightwish, and Dimmu Borgir.

The Red Pill?

Die Krupps are better.

Flake looks like Yorke in this, wtf?

they're pretty great, but you do need to digest them. Even the early fans, those who only know Du Hast, and whistle Engel's intro all the time, can't digest most of Rosenrot and Die Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da.

amazing band that gets a lot of flack because of how wide their appeal is
I'm a metalsperg and they're one of my favorite bands.
All the others you mentioned are garbage.
there's no redeeming quality to die krupps

Why do you enjoy Rammstein if you can't enjoy the other metalsperg repellant bands I listed?

that makes no sense
and I don't see them as a metal band anyway

>grouping Rammstein in with ghost and dimmu borgir

It's a loose collection of bands I like but metalspergs hate. What do you want from me?

I seriously hope this is not in defense of ghost and dimmu borgir
ghost are a washed out pop band making completely meaningless music based on a marketing gimmick
dimmu are possibly just the biggest insult to black metal ever

Not at all, I hate both ghost and dimmu borgir with a passion.

It's not like black metal doesn't deserve to be insulted but whatevs.

TIEFE BRUNNEN MUSS MAN GRABEN
WENN MAN KLARES WASSER WILL

when I said I'm a metalsperg I meant black metal purist so suck my dick

I'll be sure to do so before you cut it off in a sacrifice to Satan or whatever dumb shit you kvlt bastards do.

if I cut it off in sacrifice how will I masturbate in praise of black satan™?

I'll crucify you.

Bretty gud band. Though I will say I do get triggered when people refer to them as industrial metal, since they aren't industrial at all and can barley qualify as metal.

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