Ask an Icelander anything

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how's the chin going

insult swedish people in danish

the hair is thin and the chin is chin

so which number locaiton are you in the map

Is living in snow comfy?

Is your country comfy?
Are you very big and strong?
Are you good at chess?

6

Do you fug your cousins?

yes

I want to fuck you but your too far away?

have you and the other icelandic met up and fought yet? if not, when?

>Is your country comfy?
yes
>Are you very big and strong?
not really (shamfur dispray)
>Are you good at chess?
not at all

He can come to my town
waiting on him

not yet

bit of a problem

Are icelandic people religious?

Nope, not at all.
unlike Faroe

pls meet with him.. and pls get with stutter guy

..one day he said he wasnt interested

What types of animals are there?

what? why? who?

Reindeer
Foxes (I shoot a lot of those fuckers)
Mink
Seals
Birds of all types

fight fight fight fight fight

Are the roads everywhere on the island so you can drive to every part of it?

is it warm enough to go to the beach in the summer? is your summer the same as the american summer? do you have nice beaches there?

yeah
we have a road that goes around the country

uhh no
think there is some beach in reykjavík
>is your summer the same as the american summer?
but user I dont know how the american summer is

>tfw not living in 7

>Foxes (I shoot a lot of those fuckers)
So they have a large-ish population?

Is LazyTown popular in Iceland?

Yeah
depends what part of the country though
I know a guy that hunts them with dogs

Why did my parents leave it ._.

june to august

yeah that is our summer too
the first day of summer of was last 420 though

join us

Does Iceland have good gyms? I would guess so since you have so many strongmans

I remember you

Yeah
But like jón the big said "all these muscle guys aren't just eating skyr they're on steroids like 75% of them"

damn why do i always confuse iceland and greenland in my mind?? they are both kinda abstract northern cunts to me so i was thinking of greenland when reading this thread then realized it is actually iceland.

>danish
what's that?

Because you are american?
no

how do i get an icelandic qt 3.14

step 1: be icelandic

I didn't know people actually live in Greenland. I thought it was uninhabitated desu

>german education

So uh what do Icelandic girls think of foreigners?

*cough* What do they think of Australians *cough*

If australian girls like you they will like you

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Cool cool

So uh do the Icelandic people see Greenlanders as bros or are they hated like how we hate the New Zealanders?

one of our largest mistakes was not molding a stronger relationship with our closest neighbors

So I guess they hate you huh?

your alphabet is really cool

I lived in Greenland for a year and a half. It's true, there's literally fucking nothing out there

what where you doing there?

not really
when a greenlandic sailor killed an icelandic girl they lit candles infront of the icelandic embassy

Well I thought so too at some point since I literally knew nothing about them. But there are occasional threads on Greenland and there is one or two anons posting from there. That's what threw me off.

góður þráður félagi

let me answer this too
>Is your country comfy?
Yes, depends on your personality though I guess.
>Are you very big and strong?
lol nope
wake me up inside.webm
>Are you good at chess?
Alright I guess

i bet it is not just americans who know very little about iceland and especially greenland

Satellite control for the military.
It was cool, I worked with a lot of Danes

who's iceland's biggest rival?

Would you like to add any names to the approved list that you all have to take your names from?

How does that naming convention shit work in the first place?

denmark

probably Denmark, but just in a friendly banter kind of way.

Sounds nice, wouldn't mind spending a summer or so working over there.

no
>i want to name my kid shitfuck mcelvis
>no

Britain.

4th Cod War when?

Is there porn from Iceland?

I wouldn't mind another one
nothing unites a country like a dispute with another country

I have seen like 1 vid

some nudes on here:
chansluts.com/general/iceland/

Are there any traditions that involve nudity? Like how the Finnish have nude sauna, the Germans have nude beaches, the Japanese have nude hot springs, etc.

getting naked and showering before going into a public pool

haha those haircuts
freedom and rock'n'roll baby
probably britboos deep inside

Are there any nude beaches in Iceland?

lmao had forgotten about that think I checked it daily when I was in 9-10th grade

also didnt know that girl that was fucked in a public bathroom was aron can's syster

btw if you dont know who aron can is
youtube.com/watch?v=2H8HthXMWQg

Do you find it inconvenient for the island to be far from the continent?
generally speaking, is Iceland boring for the young?

we dont have beaches hahahhah
replying to a bunch of threads on there

>Do you find it inconvenient for the island to be far from the continent?
yeah, very
>generally speaking, is Iceland boring for the young?
As a "young" aka just turned 18
No there is always something to do

Ekki gleyma Nauthólfsvík, aðalströnd evrópu :^)
og goodshit, ekki mikið af góðu stöffi þarna eins og er

Is your country thinking about opening the doors for 3rd world workers?

I really admire your cunt, please say no.

Also, what's the relation you guys have with foreigners?

>Nauthólfsvík
fer fólk þangað bara ándjóks

Can I get a less common question?

Eh not as far as I know. These cunts have nothing to offer to us. And well there's a bunch of Poles here, the ones I've met have been alright guys.

Ef það kemur smávegis sól getur þú verið viss um að fullt af fíflum komi þangað
Býrðu á höfuðborgarsvæðinu?

How come you people make so much good music, considering your size?

Also, what does the economy of Iceland consist of? Fish, oil, IT?

What do you think of foreigners coming over (atleast the European ones) and living there?

>Býrðu á höfuðborgarsvæðinu?
Nei drengur ak city/sveit þegar ég fullur

Alright.

Gradschool, I'm thinking about doing it around the globe. Is there any possibility for a scholarship? Are there many international students in your unis?

Do your schools use blackboards or whiteboards?

How is global warming affecting your country? ...politically, ....environmental, ....economically, etc.

>How come you people make so much good music, considering your size?
uhh
that's a good question
have some kef LAVÍK
soundcloud.com/kef-lavik
>Also, what does the economy of Iceland consist of? Fish, oil, IT?
fish and aluminium
>What do you think of foreigners coming over (atleast the European ones) and living there?
ehh the poles are bit weird. No I don't want to have beer on Wednesday night I have school and work tomorrow

whiteboard, do schools in any modern countries still use blackboard?

what is the best eve ship

goodshit. Norðurlandið er besti partur þessa lands. Ég sjálfur er ættaður úr skagafyrði = besti fjörðurinn
our domestic polarbears are dying. But that's mostly because we shoot them whenever they come here lol

Do you have AC in your cars and houses? Do you watch American sports? Are you prisons comfy or meh? Do you have colleges or do you usually leave to study in Denmark? What kind of vegetables do you grow in your backyard?

*skagafirði
fokk.

I'm going to spend a night in your country next week. What are the chances of me seeing the Northern Lights there?

i doubt it, ivent seen a blackboard since like 3rd grade
by a beer you mean getting wasted? having like 3 beers in wednesdays is GOAT

My Chevy van doesn't have AC. it's fucking shit

Whiteboards what do you think we are poor or something?
mhmhmhmmhmhmhm
guess some of our glaciers are shrinking and our leftist parties dont like that

do you ever feel like you need it?

He is talking about sharing a 24 pack of small beers
enough for to me get absolutely pissed