MY DOG RAPED AND KNOTTED ME

MY DOG RAPED AND KNOTTED ME

I used to have a Labrador retriever named Apollo. Apollo was huge, with a head about the size of my torso, and I kept him unneutered so as to breed him in the future. (I wanted puppies duh!)He seemed an altogether happy dog, and followed most commands. Well, except when he got into his sexual frenzies.

One day he started furiously jumping a pillow. After a few minutes, Apollo finally jizzed all over the pillow, and a good portion of the floor. I was horrified, seeing as how this was my first look at real, live sperm, and I had to clean it up.

Months later, my friend and I were in the bathroom talking. I was taking a shower and my friend was brushing her hair. (We felt comfortable naked around each other) The door was unlocked and slightly open, and Apollo walked in, and he had this glint in his eyes.

A glint that said, clearly, ā€œIā€™m going to fuck the shit out of you.ā€

Sure enough, he came up behind me, knocked me to the ground, aggressively shoved his giant cock into my asshole, and began thrusting like his life depended on it. I screamed for help, but my friend just LAUGGGHHHED Despite the fact that there was a dog LITERALLY trying to IMPREGNATE ME.
I tried pushing the massive dog off of me, but he weighed more than me, and so I just had to take it. I closed my eyes and continued trying to wriggle away. It then flipped me over and slipped it's penis into my FUCKING VAGINA. I tried moving more to free myself. In retrospect, all that movement was probably taken by Apollo as encouragement. Because whenever I tried to he'd thrust harder and the sudden bursts of pleasure would make me fall back onto the ground again.

Saliva from his gaping maw dripped onto my face, and soon jizz squirted into my vagina and I screamed but my friend just kept on laughing. IT FUCKING OVERFLOWED WITH JIZZ POURING OUT OF MY VAGINA ALL OVER THE FLOOR. The dog howled with pleasure and at that moment I realized, all I could do was accept it. Is this hot?

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boner

What do you look like?

No, the rake can't come soon enough

pics

seconded

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it might be if it was at all true

How many puppies were in your litter?

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so much clickbait

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oh look its this thread again...

u typed it like it is hot

this thread is disgusting post non-porn to balance it out

funniest part is you're all laughing about this while I bought the same dog recently hoping he'd do this but we got a neutered one and he's useless and won't even lick me.

I'm sorry :(

Rip the dream

>but we got a neutered one

you purchased a dog... and you didn't check to see if it was fixed or not... really?

>he's useless and won't even lick me.

he's still a dog and thus a good friend and companion. idk it's unfortunate but it sounds like a win/win deal to me.

this made my penis twich for some reason.

I wasn't there to pick out the dog and I couldn't accidently explain why I wanted it not fixed.

Too bad he didn't rape you :'(

>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


So OP, how long now until mummies favorite middle aged son finally moves out and does something other than sitting in his dark room all day, making it stink of damp and jizz.

Who's your friend? We can all rape her while you watch and laugh.

SHES MY BEST FRIEND NEVER

Congrats on your 6 month Sup Forums probation period!

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why did you let someone else pick out the dog you paid for?

i'm guessing that you didn't BUY this dog, you adopted it?

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I guess you could say he had a boner.

>It then flipped me over
although i'm not sure how that'd work

Tits or GTFO

After he was done. He took out the trash, than did some yard work.

kek
maybe even smoked a cig

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Just so you know, humans and dolphins are the only animals to derive physical pleasure from ejaculation.
Your story doesn't check out.

How the fuck do you know?

>It then flipped me over and slipped it's penis into my FUCKING VAGINA

"Her" dog was part dolphin, dumbfuck.

He fucks dolphins for a living.

STOP DISILLUSIONING ME

Was it a traumatic event?

They fired me 12 years ago for creating the type of faggot that would become OP and spamming moots personal address with gay porn with his face ms painted over. . . . I am only glad they would allow me to come back

>Just so you know, humans and dolphins are the only animals to derive physical pleasure from ejaculation.

livescience.com/9631-animals-enjoy-sex.html

Ewww

wow you're cool

Pro tip: watch the movie teeth for protection ideas

My dad also says I'm pretty good at sports.

Want to see my fidget pog collection?

Just get one for yourself when you move out...

Imagine Gilbert Gottfried reading this out loud.

fantastic

>>It then flipped me over and slipped it's penis into my FUCKING VAGINA.

I'll take "Things that never happened" for $20 please.