english citizens should be allowed to bear arms edition
/brit/
hello?
it's just a quick link for bookmarking
thailad.zz.mu
wait, i'm going to put it all into an array so I can get my head around it.
i'll put you in an array you nonce twat
THAILAAAAAD
...
do a stream
oki dokes
hi Mr. Burger
DO NOT put me into an array.
but I'm doing a busy rn
that's ok i'll wait
doing a fucking poo
name a worse people than food snobs
Korean memes....
I wouldn't if I were you
can't melt kim jong un's dreams.
Ozzies
I think I might have got you there aha
just fuckin with ya lad, ozzies are fine
i don't like aussies either
bunch of normie cunts
rozzers did a number on my bollocks in the nick
>english citizens should be allowed to bear arms edition
You were up until the 1960s. If you didn't have arms, you'd be fined.
The Games Act 1541 (33 Hen 8 c 9) was an Act of the Parliament of England, designed to prohibit "Several new devised Games" that caused "the Decay of Archery. "
It was repealed in 1960.
The law states:
>"All Men under the Age of sixty Years shall have Bows and Arrows for shooting Men-Children between Seven Years and Seventeen shall have a Bow and 2 Shaftsz Men about Seventeen Years of Age shall keep a Bow and 4 Arrows."
The penalty for nonobservance was set at 6s.8d. The Act forbade all sport on Christmas Day with the exception of archery.
Footballers who played on Christmas Day before 1960 had technically broken the law.
>redditspaced shit
fuck off
My brother keeps inhaling my second-hand smoke. If he keeps it up, I'll make him pay to sit in my room and suck up the residual smoke from my cigarettes. Cigarettes aren't cheap. That's my smoke, you leech.
>2011+6
>taking up smoking
dumbASS
You have autism
fuck off
fuck off
Autism. Seek help
>*you walk into my room to say that*
>*you inhale my 2nd hand smoke in the process*
You owe me ¢10!
fuck off
18+
>tfw smoker
>tfw look cool but constant anxiety about having lung cancer every time I get a cough
wouldn't know desu, only aussie I've ever known was a cool lad
would like to go and study there but it seems expensive as fuck...
are they very normal or just a bit?
Happy Saint georges Day
no one wants you here fuck off
When I get drunk I hug my dogs and cry
HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED "T-B-H" WAS CHANGED TO DESU
my life... I can feel it has changed forever
Learn to control you're autism please
>you're
i actually don't know im just memeing
haven't interacted with someone my age for a long time
Baka to be desu
Too easy. I knew only someone with autism would respond to that
>i was only pretending to be retarded, trust me
Hehe..you fell for the oldest trick in the book. Admit it.
good morning lads
salut
(same guy?)
why don't you just go outside and so something user like a bike ride or a nice walk in the sun, listening to your latest jam
ohayo
How many of you guys mums never worked when you were growing up and just looked after their kids because their father had a good job? I almost never meet people who grew up like I did. My mum took a job as a library assistant at my school just so she could be near me and my brother at all times
cheeky zoot?
>whom'st'd've
gutan morgan il meo amico
nah just woke up and got shit to do today
nah only child with a single mum here the only reason I even made it to 18 was because she's a superwoman
single mummy here
buenos dias
FUCK OFF
You know who you are.
My dad worked overseas most of my childhood, and I never really spoke to him much or knew much about him. My mother worked as well and was very foreign, so I never really connected with her either. Both my siblings dislike and aren't like me.
Single mum, worked full-time and me and my brother didn't have childcare past the age of 8. Cooked meals for ourselves, put ourselves to bed, got up for school, every day.
No wonder I'm so fucked up.
sad
Loathe taigs lads
I grew up in a house worth at least 700000 pounds in a rich suburb and my mum never worked but I rarely saw my dad because he was a successful business man but also an alcoholic who was either at work or passed out drunk surrounded by cigarette butts
i can't ride a bike
i don't like walking
i don't like sunshine
im not that into music
Being a lower-middle-class ghost child is worse than growing up in a struggling single-parent household. In the latter, you still retain some importance, worth, whether it be to a younger sibling or someone who assumes responsibility in the home.
learn to ride a bike mate its fun
>never spoke to his dad
> spergs out on a Canadian photoshop website
It all makes sense
*blocks your path*
parents are divorced but my mum still never worked
i remember reading something about how most VC awardee were the elder sibling who took chief responsibility of their younger brothers/sisters from a young age and how that played into their ability to perform heroic actions on the battlefield
reckon youre just a failure in general
you won't have to walk if you ride a bike
*smokes pipe and studies your rorschach test*
ah yes... I knew it all went back to /brit/'s childhood... the national association of psychotherapists will find these results very interesting...
you forgot
>is most likely a foreign shitskin
Entirely white
it doesn't appeal anyway that's why i never learned
If Russia declared war on the UK would the Aussies and Canucks still back us up?
how about SWIMMING or FLYING
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IF YOU PUT YOUR HEART TO IT user
I'm learning to drive at 20 m8 nobody gives a shit if you can't ride a bike but people treat me like an indolent subhuman
en.wikipedia.org
Canada doesn't care about your wellbeing but we will always be there m8
>it doesn't appeal
It-it's just so... blasé!
That one's about Singapore though, I think there's Five Eyes for the intelligence community but no concrete military alliance between Commonwealth countries. A British ANZUS treaty would make a lot of sense though
>blasé!
>mfw Thailad uses French
>Pope Francis has urged governments to get migrants and refugees out of holding centres, saying many have become "concentration camps".
hm yes "catholics"
>The American Jewish Committee (AJC) later urged the Pope "to reconsider his regrettable choice of words" for using the term concentration camp.
ahhh yess
>nonce apologist
fuck off cohn bendit
We use it in English as a borrowed word, albeit not very often.
once again islam proves itself to be the only decent and upstanding religion
don't like swimming
don't understand what point you're making desu
or you
It surprises me to see people speak to their family as if they were friends or acquaintances. Those people aren't meant for that.
had a dream that I was working in subway
bit of a sad cunt to be honest mate
are you one of those americans who calls their dad sir?
why do yanks do this
they do it with strangers as well
mental
I speak to my bro like that, we have some weed together every now and then
it's fun
go away user, I was just happy for a second there, you ruined it
had no idea it was ever so slightly popular in anglo cunts
i don't disagree but why this time?
I called my parents mommy and daddy to a very late age actually. I suppose I never surpassed the infantile adoring-but-fearful attitude towards parents.
Went to the US in 2015 and the employees at their fast food restaurants call you sir or mam, it's completely insane desu
>American adults had sex about nine fewer times per year in the early 2010s compared to the late 1990s in data from the nationally representative General Social Survey
> Contrary to popular media conceptions of a “hookup generation” more likely to engage in frequent casual sex, a higher percentage of Americans in recent cohorts, particularly Millennials and iGen’ers born in the 1990s, had no sexual partners after age 18.
>Millennials are the most prudish generation in a century
Lads, literally everyone is secretly incel haha
Is this the real thread?
I think it's more of a middle class British thing rather than Anglo countries as a whole. Can't imagine a yank using it.
literally a nation of cucks
their culture trains them to be naturally submissive
this is caused by capitalism
probably because women get their way more often nowadays and that invariably means fewer shags
alri' mate