You have 10 seconds to act as Australian as possible or this bird will stab you

you have 10 seconds to act as Australian as possible or this bird will stab you

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*Blows didgeridoo*

Easter?

*destroys Sup Forums*

YABBY INNIT

STRAYA CUNT!

*exists*

OI CUNT M8 HAHA

Noice
>*pops into a bunch of snakes sniffing meth*

*sucks emus' cocks*

what you gonna do? stab me

*Makes a post*

>blows a kangeroo canadian-style

that's Canada not Australia

>puts frosting on bread
>puts sprinkles on it

fuck ya cunt stingray can't do shit against me OOOOOOH FUCK E GOT MAH

*shitposts*

OI LOOK AT ME, I AM A DUMB CUNT!

this thread is cooked cunt
i'm gonna go to the servo, get a sausage roll, and let this shit play out

Oi Damo gimmie yah facken loitah

*gets raped by the emu overlord*

Ching chong

oi cunt lets sink some milton mangoes by the brown snake and dont forget your speakers so we can pump some powderfinger

STREWTH, CUNT

Oih ye righto cunt, yeah nah she's rooted cunt, chuck her in me Hilux, she'll be right, Coba, strewth'

Butter, not frosting you fucking fatty

But getting cucked by a bird *IS* as Australian as you can get.

Check.

Mate.

?

Hutchison's Builders are a fucking pox

...

*bites a tim tam on two corners and uses it as a straw to drink chocolate milk*

*pays $120 for a video game*
*waits 2 weeks for it to download*

>gets chinked
yeah no, fuck off cunt.

fucking seppo cunts

Get lost cunt

*dies in a sauna*

側経意責家方家閉討店暖育田庁載社転線宇

O-OI M8 CUNT CAN'T CONTAIN MY SPIDERS PLS OUT WITH THOSE EMUS

Guys help how do I get rid of spider vacuum cleaner is not an option.

Need him dead not alive

*rejects high speed internet*

You fucking cunt

AYE CRICKEY MATE, PUT SOME SHRIMPS ON THA BARBIE

FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL

i am feeding the magpies outside my house every day, and i can get them to land on my outstretched hand like a falcon or something. fuckin sweet.

also they stopped swooping me because they know im the sickest fuckin cunt ever.

magpies are the sickest fuckin birds too, theyre pretty smart and shit

>*writes dicktation on school desk*

>typical australian family drawing

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OI CUNT I'M NOT BRITISH, I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

*shitposts internallly*