*RECORD SCRATCH*

*RECORD SCRATCH*
*FREEZE FRAME*

Yup that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

I actually am

Pats fan here, not great, doesn't really fit desu.

ahahahahahahahahahahahah boooty blasted Shecuck fan.

It is actually funny, I read it in tht voice and reminded me of that movies Snatch, Two Smoking Barrels, and Rock and Roller.

I don't like trash talking, but admit it la this is funny.

he had a massive injury last year and had to retire

Massive is an understatement. If the trainers had moved him the wrong way he would have died.

He had a broken ego

Literally who

10/10 made me kek desu senpai good job

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Is Heath /ourguy/?

What a fuckin pussy, seriously. Are all Xecucks fans this pathetic? I could fucking walk after that hit laid on Lockette if I could.

Heath barely touched him, faggot

This, I could walk it off easily

Heath barely touched him cuck.

jej

haha love this le record scratch meme xd!!!!!!!!!

Us 4channers huh :) better than le shitty plebbit

You are so assblasted right now

xehawk tears are the most hypertonic

This was a clean hit. He clearly takes 2 steps facing heath's direction so he wasnt defenseless. Hit him with the shoulder pad, not on the helmet so it wasn't even close to being helmet to helmet.

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/r/ing Lockette as Yamcha

is this now a sports BTFO thread?

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Well you see, it was the end of the super bowl. My team was losing by 4 points and we needed a touchdown to win. My good friend, Russ, threw me the ball and I was going to be the big hero. But somebody got in my way and my world got flipped turned upside-down.

geez