> feeling beta as fuck.
These are my three uni housemates. They go out about 4 times a week and usually bring back guys to have loud sex with. None of them are interested in me. They've also started doing yoga in the living room together. I got fucking blue balls.
What do Sup Forums?
DEVELOP A "FUCK IT" MORALITY YOU FGT
what do you mean?
i'll tell you what i'd do.
>wait till they're all out
>go in their rooms
>i'd pick the one on the left
>steal knickers/panties
>steal socks
>fap
>enjoy
>fap to them having sex if you're into that
but seriously user it's okay if they're not interested in you. you can still have fun (as i described above)
more pics of the one on the left please? insta?
bumping thread for OP
TIMESTAMP WITH THE RED COUCH IMMEDIATELY OR GTFO!
PLOX
Install hidden cameras
Jesus fucking christ are people this pathetic?
Maybe if go out yourself, talk to people, work out, and take some care in your appearence maybe people will like you?
And another thing, if every single fuckin interaction you have with a girl leads to you wanting to bang her then you're gonna have a bad time. Just be a intresting person and make freinds.
Yeah I've stolen panties in the past.
It's the yoga though. That shit is torture.
The middle girl Rachel is super into black guys. feel fucking beta as fuck.
Her insta is @alicegilbert
get outta here with your sound advice and actually being helpful. you cuck
Know any good sites? I'd be scared of getting caught if it was just my phone
I'll give you some real advice, bro.
Depending on how long you've been living with them, you're probably too late to fuck any of them.
BUT...
You can still fuck some of their hot friends. No matter how beta you are, even if they see you as a complete beta themselves, if you are genuinely friends with them, they will work their asses off to get you laid. They probably have a shitload of slutty friends who will fuck you if you really wanted. Shit, there may be even some so slutty all they have to do is ask them, and they'll fuck you for the hell of it. Trust me, dude. Let them know you wanna get laid, and they will provide. If you try earnestly, and present yourself well, you may even get to bang one of them in the process.
You're sitting on a God damn gold mine and you don't even realize it. Take my advise, please.
Bang their friends. Be clear and bold about it. Fucking easy.
tell more about the panties stealing?
Oh my god, Alice is stunning. Absolutely amazing. thank you OP. Did you steal any of her panties? You are blessed. I'm in uni myself with some attractive ladies but not on this fucking level, wow.
Start wearing spandex. Often.
Right. And these tards are on about stealing panties. It's like they don't really want to get laid.
Delete Facebook hit the gym lawyer up
Yeah, not a bad shout.
I'm a little scared I'll be laughed at... but they are good friends so hopefully not
Rape and decapitate them.
And if they laugh at you so what? Laugh along and move on. You won't see them after college anyway.
Alice is actually the one I'm closest to but also the one that gives the biggest blue balls. She often walks around in just underwear and a white t shirt (no bra)
Stole panties from Rachel (middle girl). Pink thong. She's the sluttiest of the three. She's given head in our garden (which is right outside my window)
This. I'll give you a perfect example, you tentative, overthinking faggot.
>Can we have a party at the house user?
Fuck it, why not
>Do you want to smoke weed with us user Anon?
Fuck it, why not
>Wanna fuck one of us while the other two do yoga in the same room?
Fuck it.
Why not.
How long have you been living with them?
Would you consider them "friends"?
If so, they won't laugh at you. They'll help you.
I used to have a couple virgin friends in our social circle back in high school. We had a few chicks in our group as well, and they knew they were virgins. We would conspire constantly to try to get them laid, and trust me, those chicks would fight tooth and nail to get a real friend laid, ESPECIALLY if you're a virgin (not sure if you are).
They make the best wingwomen, AND, if they're true "party animals" they have many slutty friends with no morals who WILL fuck you just because they asked them to.
Again, this is only if they are actually your friends, and aren't already disgusted by you. But if they're doing yoga in the middle of the living room with you home, that means they're pretty comfortable around you. So IDK, you tell me. How is your relationship with them?
A chick wingman is a powerful thing. A fucking squadron is epic.
Ask them to help you with your style or somesuch. Let 'em take you shopping. Explain you want some help landing a girl. They'll do the rest.
To be honest, I would try to think of it differently. Don't think of it as her blue balling you. Think of it as a treat. It'd make some excellent fap material. Steal her panties or her socks or something, man. I would kill for just a picture of her dirty socks. Fuck. In fact, any foot pics? Or a link to her fb? Sorry OP but I'm crazed.
>I desperately need girls to care about me as much as the random dicks they bring home and forget about later, boo-hoo.
They're 7-8s at best and just look annoying af, that's why those guys fuck them and don't deal with them for longer than they have to.
Clearly you have not dealt with enough shit to realize what a waste of time and money it is to convince women to do anything with you.
Fap to the sluts getting railed and put your career first. They will have STDs, saggy vaginas, kids, psych issues, and faded looks in ten years while you can still have it with girls their age.
>was friends with her when she was very religious and abstinent
>now she's sexually adventurous and doesn't need to be married to have sex
>now she casually fucks friends and is out of my life
>can't get her back into my life and I'll never get her pussy
Torturing myself watching videos of her and listening to a song she recorded
Since September (though I was in halls with Alice in first year).
And yeah, I'm a virgin.
With Alice good, but very friend zoned (she always asks me for guy advice). Rachel kind of intimidates me. She's very confident and has sort of taken the piss out of me in the past when I tried hitting on her. Jenny (right) is kinda chill. She's quite quiet. We get on. She's the least pretty but has a GREAT body.
Rachel seems like a bit of a dick. Alice feet pics?
ok this is no joke.
go out. if they ask where you're going, say you're going to get something to eat.
get a hot fucking hooker that's your age so you can play it off. like a solid 9. your roommates are 7s at best and a 9 will be threatening.
take the hooker back to your place. tell her you live with three roommates and they're chicks and you want to impress them or make them jealous. trust me, the hooker will go for it.
go back to your place (while your roomies are there) and fuck the hooker. make sure she's loud but not overwhelmingly so. make sure your bed makes noises.
leave your room, walk out holding the hooker's hand, go back an hour or two later.
then, guess what, your roomies will be curious as fuck as to what you have/did to pull a chick they KNOW is hotter than you. they'll be intrigued and will start vying for your attention.
play hard to get but making out and feel them up until they're practically begging you to fuck them.
congrats. you're on your way to becoming a stud.
Alice feet pic
Jenny body pic, user
Jenny
thanks man, i'm doing a bit of hunting myself. please keep em coming. got kik?
>then, guess what, your roomies will be curious as fuck as to what you have/did to pull a chick they KNOW is hotter than you.
hotter than them. sorry user. wasn't trying to be a dick.
>With Alice good, but very friend zoned (she always asks me for guy advice)
You have no idea how actually perfect this is. Does she know you're a virgin? If she asks you for advice, you can do the same and she WILL HELP YOU.
Just do it man. Stop being a creep, stop posting their pictures on here. Embrace the friendzone with them, and use it to your advantage with all the women they'll bring over to fuck you.
Seriously, dude. You don't want to have sex with your housemates anyway. It's never a good idea, and even dudes who get laid regularly would refrain from it. Every man on earth wishes they were in your optimal position right now. I just hope you take my advice and follow through.
not bad..! hookers can be so versatile
just remember to wrap your bang stick Sup Forumsro
Yeah I think you're right. Who best to make use of? Alice?
im capping this thread and spamming her insta so they know you are going to go through there shit and want to rape them
to add to this, NEVER tell them any details. when they asked where you met her, just smirk and say "around".
be as vague as possible whenever they ask questions. chicks fucking love "mysterious" guys.
Absolutely. The one you're closest to. And if she's genuine friends with the other two, they will undoubtedly get involved.
You have to understand, this kind of shit is fun for them. I've seen it happen. I've had hot female friends myself who had friendzoned me, and you can see their eyes light up when you ask them to be your wingwoman.
I can't even imagine how much they would enjoy getting you laid since you're a virgin. You got some happy times coming dude. I'm surprised it took you this long to see it.
fuck you, don't
Thanks dude. Cause god knows I need it.
I am one thong / late hook up / yoga session away from bursting
jesus. you done goofed OP
cool, anyone find these whores FBs yet? its time to sell out OP
OP is obviously gay. Living with three cute girls. wtf. Put on some porn. Get some drinks/drugs going. Four-way commences.
Don't shit wear you sleep
please don't man
see
I'm working on the finding the facebook pages, threads already capped, will be making an instagram account in a few minutes
I'll send more holiday pics if you don't
I've found their fb pages, but I don't want anyone to fuck over OP. I don't intend to blackmail you OP but some more Alice feet pics would really be appreciated. Or your kik or something so I can get more Alice pics.
okay, post em. I'll delete my account if you do.
sit around and cry about it on the internet, that will help. You whiny sack of shit
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post the FBs, hes not posting the pics.
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bump for this. good advice. do this, user.
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he's delivering the foot pics so i'm afraid i can't.
thanks OP. please post all you can before thread dies
OP is Jenny single? put in a good word for me.
All bullshit. OP is one of the girls. Wants payback for whatever.
That's all I've got. Thanks man
thats a really good idea, Ill buy some pen cameras this weekend and hide them in the bathrooms. Getting them in there rooms will be tricky but im sure I kind find way in.
footfag here. if your name has three letters i found you lol. pls tell me you have a kik or something. i need more of these amazing pictures
not enough op. I finished the account, still trying to find there FBs, post some of the panties you stole
you have five minutes
Sure kid. What movie is this from?
Yeah they're all single.
One last story (the most beta). One time, very drunk, Rachel flashed her tits at me and said "is this giving you a boner|". And it fucking did. I don't think she noticed. She's the one I'd most wanna fuck. How about you Sup Forums?
If you can't have sex with them, get hidden cameras and record them having sex, steal their panties, smell them while jerking off to them getting fucked. Even better of you watch it live, and can hear them as you're cumming. I was hoping to be able to do that if we took in my teenage sister in-law...
footfag here. OP ignore this cunt. if he's going to threaten you like this then he'll probably do whatever he's going to do regardless of what you give him. don't be extorted. i hate to say this because if you listened to this advice i would never have seen alice properly, but don't give out these girls details pls because twats like this are out there.
Idk man, being some sluts back to your crib. Fuck them loudly and call out a name of one of your roommates. With each new slut call out a different name.
yeah but Rachel is the one i want to rape the most to be honest.
so are we gonna sell out OP yet or what?
footfag here. You know my answer.
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He hasn't showed himself. He, like many people on here, is probably very unattractive.
I'll fly out to wherever the fuck you're from if you get me a date with her.
Those names sound so much like this is brutally made up, but hey, anons love making up stories in their mind and jerking to them!
Not OP but here's my picture
Place hidden cam in bathroom.Post results
Have a wank.
footfag here. Some of those names are made up yeah, probably to keep some privacy. Can confirm that the story holds up from what I've found, just the names aren't all real.
I only see one cool nigger in that pic.
Yoga in the living room
clean up the facial hair, get a new hair cut, up your self-esteem
In a picture with none
I'll be damned before I take advice from a retard
anyone found there Facebooks yet?
yes
Kek OP, you've done fucked it up
What are they? names?
post em
no can do, OP delivered
How the fuck do you live with them and not fuck them?
footfag here. yeah OP delivered some tasty foot pics as I requested so i can't
not me
so? atleast give me some hints
thanks man
OP delivered so you guys wouldn't be able to snitch on him. so no m8 soz