Just fisted a slut for the first time then came in her pussy what did you do today?

just fisted a slut for the first time then came in her pussy what did you do today?

I'm gonna get high and watch Star Trek: Voyager in about half an hour.

TNG don't be a nigger

ok voyager was good but still.. TNG

Don't get me wrong, TNG is my favorite, but I'm just going through and watching all of Star Trek, and Voyager is the one I'm currently on.

Going to sleep in my big bed with my wife.

You're a sick fuck, you know that?

Asked a girl out and got maybe as a response

Not much. Worked. Ate. Took a shit.

Had sex at a friend's house, on a friend's bed but didn't cum as a sign of respect

Worked then watched Dunkirk. Spoiler: the French suck.

kek btfo

Woke up
Fucked my girlfriend
Birth control is fucking awesome. No condom.
Had breakfast on the way to dropping her off at work (Noah's)
Went into work
Durdled most of the day
Scheduled tool time tomorow (EtherCAT motor drivers are a pain in the ass)
Threw out $10k worth of equipment I had in my cube. Felt good wasting money like that.
Get home
Check OKCupid/Coffee&Bagel
Read messages, sent out a few replies
Called a chick, set up date for Tuesday
About to call another chick and set something up for Thursday
Then maybe I'll go back go my girlfriend's place. Not sure yet.

Voyager is great, binge the whole series and do a shot every time Janeway acts bipolar. If you live to the end, you win.

fucked my girlfriend, came in her pussy, then ate the dinner she made for me.

congratulations on your HPV, how does it feel to be an all american?

i prefer the "do a shot whenever the borg inexplicably turn up"

Alright friends, I'm off to the delta quadrant now.

Live long and prosper.

Do a shot whenever Ensign Fuckup can't figure out his job and yells, "I'm locked out!"

I like innies because it reminds me of an animal's vagina

I didn't post a thread on Sup Forums about something I didn't do today.

went on a ferris wheel

I farted... twice.

Worked, organized some of my video files. It was a pretty good day.

Did you fart?