Ask a Venezuelan anything

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are you ok?

Do you have toilet paper in your house right now?

try to explain what is happening on politics over there please

What did you have to eat today?

Are you coming to my country like all of the others

Are you planning to leave?

Stop eating food.

are you ok? when was the last time you ate?
what do you mean? are venezuelans immigrating to trinidad?

Are you white?
How many whites are left in Venezuela?
What about the qts. Are they still common in the streets?

Probably, we are closing the borders (not literally, but we're rejecting the ones that are trying to come via Perú, not only venezuelans but all the other ones as well)

Why don't you look a map
T&T is literally in front of the Venezuelan coast

yes, but i wasn't sure if trindad was doing better than venezuela

how much dangerous is there? I know that Caracas is an unlivable hellhole, but what about the rest of the country?

not a single answer. he died of hunger

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...i'm having the feeling that OP was sended to jail for post here

do you like anime?

How can you be doing worse than Venezula without being in a civil war?

Please come to Brasil

We never couped you, right? So no hard feelings?

Don't worry, it's just that venezuelan internet is Australia-tier.

Are you okay?

Everyone take a moment of silence for OP who starved to death right after posting this thread

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Yeah.

A few rolls left.

Soup.

No.

I ate a plantain a few hours ago.

Most Venezuelans are mixed race. Whites are part of the middle and upper classes in here, but pure whites are rare. Usually foreigners.

Everywhere in the country is dangerous. There's only places where is less dangerous than others. Maracaibo and Caracas are the most dangerous.

I was in the bathroom.

Yes, but haven't watched in a while.

No papers to go there. Don't want to be an illegal.

Most of the youth is pretty chill with EEUU. Only older generations have a problem with you guys.

True. Can't even load Facebook sometimes.

Yes.

Thanks.

good to see you alive bro

Hay marcha mañana? Es cierto que ayer murieron 20 en las marchas?

What's your plan right now? Are you gonna try and ride it out or leave the country or what?

WOOHOO you are alive. Stay safe there.

do you see any hope for the future of venezuela? do you plan on staying long term? what is your job?

height/weight?

Thanks

Yup. Lanzaron perdigones a una anciana, quemaron basura y cauchos en las calles, lo usual. Algunos han muerto electrocutados.

I'm leaving for Colombia.

>Yup. Lanzaron perdigones a una anciana, quemaron basura y cauchos en las calles, lo usual. Algunos han muerto electrocutados.
>lo usual
FUCKING HELL BRO. Get your ass out of there what the actual fuck. Apply for refugee status at the nearest Chilean consulate. Not kidding.

No. The country's ruined and it'll take decades to recover.
I'm leaving as soon as my legal papers are ready.
I'm a paramedic.

Thanks.

I have 4 venezuelans students in my collage one is my friend, what do you think about this?

Do people think the crazy bus driver will go full dictatorship? Do they still support the socialist party? any cannibalism going on? Would you eat this duck?

Get in touch with the german consulat in caracas, maybe they can help you leave. I'd rather have latinos here than the other people.

what's your favorite food?

>I'm a paramedic.
More than wellcome bro

>full dictatorship
inmaduro kinda already did

have the women gotten hotter since food has become scarce?

>I'd rather have latinos here than the other people.
Good, after finish college I'm moving to germoney to get myself a tall amazonian german woman so she can hitlerspeak to me all day and night.

where are you from? are you a qt girl(male)?

>will go
maduro is already a dictator and yes there is paid people that support him....i don't know about the duck tho.

If this is what you want, go for it, but personally I wouldn't want a german gf.

Any hope with the opposition?

>I wouldn't want a german gf.
curious, why and what are you interested in?

Fuck off kraut. He already speaks the language and we are short on paramedics. He will be close to his family and far away from muslims trying to blow him up. Yurop had a chance in the 80's and you blew it, no pun intended.

Well, first of all:

Everyone has given up. Opposition's efforts to kick out all the corrupts in the government and everyone has lost faith in them. The people opposing the government have lost any political figure to rely on. Sometimes groups call to protests via twitter, and there's protests, but it can only last for so long before the military beat the shit out of them and, well, everyone's pretty tired now.

The government has the upper hand right now. They have the military at their command, guerrilla and paramilitary groups. The civilians are defenseless. Which is why everyone are escaping before Maduro gets crazy ideas and closes the border forever. A bunch of airlines have left the country already so people are getting more paranoid about leaving before we can't get out.

The only people that can lead a normal life right now are chavistas, people that benefit from the current situation, and those aligned with the government, or have contacts to get them the stuff they need. Hospitals are a mess No medicines, lack of maintenance makes viral diseases spread all around the place. Diseases that were eradicated years ago are appearing again. Luckily I never got chikungunya or any of that shit. Not everyone were so lucky.

Right now we have to rely on twitter to know what's going on, because most local papers have been shut down by the government, most unbiased news channels have been shut down too, so we have to rely on rumors to know what's going on in other places. Literally all the protests have been ignored by national news channels, they pretend nothing is happening.

when do you plan do get out? oh, and are you underweight?

I fucking hate maduro and see my brother country like this, its not like we doing that good but fuck i love venezuela and you guys have so much potential. I hope the country can get on his feet quickly and the venebros get their shit together. I lived in a frontier city so i ve met a lot of venecos and have many friends from there

"pure" german girls are strange, they are extremly annoying, not in a materialistic way, but personally I can't really get along with them. I'm getting along fine with slavic girls. They tend to be more chill and politically conservative. I don't like german women acting like sluts, partying every weekend sucking dicks, smoking and I don't like their looks most of the time. Of course there are exceptions, but these are my reasons.

K. It would also be easier for him to move to chile.

>They have the military at their command, guerrilla and paramilitary groups.

Why nobody smuggle some guns and fight then? Like the world community would definitely interfere

Good for you?

He already has.
No. Socialism lost a lot of supporters with Maduro fucking up all the time.
Not that I know of, and I don't want to know either.
If cooked, yeah. Never tried duck.

Already making my leave for Colombia, going to live with some relatives there.

Sushi. Haven't eaten in ages. Too expensive.

Skinnier. Bachaqueras are fugly though.

Not at all. They haven't accomplished anything, people don't trust them anymore.

Do you think the US should intervene? Would most people there welcome an American intervention or reject it?

>I fucking hate maduro
*red dot points at his head*

>people don't trust them anymore.
it is not like they can do much.

If im not wrong the gangs from shitty neighbours in caracas are on maduros side. If the town wants to raise in arms they would have to fight the military and illegal gangs that benefit from the current statw of the country.

>Do you think the US should intervene? Would most people there welcome an American intervention or reject it?
What the fuck are you talking about burger?

Are you leaving alone? what about your mom and dad?

What does the average person think of Maduro?

>US should intervene
Fucking no. Let them starve in the streets for all I care, it is better than hearing the bitching from the rest of the world about evil imperialist usa.

no more intervening please.

>even narcos are on their side

Shit, so nothing but foreign intervention can sttop that. Which nobody is willing to do.

Welcome home, fellow greatcolumbian

My friend is doing his thesis on your country. Why did your country fall for the socialism meme?

about this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_invasion_of_Panama

At least thats the way i see it, i dont know what would happen if maduro dies tho.

Next month.
Yeah I'm a bit skinnier now. People call it Maduro's Diet, because everyone lost weight after not finding enough food.

Everyone's fat friend is now skinny, and is sad to see them like that.

The military control everything. Unless you got a military friend that will do that shit for you, that won't be happening. Also, the ones who get the weapons are thugs and organized crime. A normal civilian can't pull out that sort of thing without the contacts.

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what do you think about maduro trying to expand the militia to 500 000 people and give each of them a gun

Damn. Vaya con Dios, amigo.

What the fuck do you think hes gonna answer? Oh yeah good idea?
Fucking leafs i swear.

>Never tried duck.
Really? That is weird, thought at least someone would have a duck farm over there, or be as common as having chickens.

What is a popular video game in your country?

We had a joke back in commie times that a reverse-neutron bomb exploded here. People still here everything else is gone.

the gov control the internet?

Prolly another "Maduro 2.0" or opposition will take over. There will be conflict anyway.

Is the whole military ok with that or there are one or two generals willing to change?

By now, nobody cares as long as they end the food/medicine shortage and they can return to their normal lives. Before we hit this low people used to protest against it, but now they are so desperate they even welcome it, as long as it ends the chaos.

In my opinion, any kind of intervention is welcome. Maduro has stated over and over again that he has no intention to let go of power, and if isn't him, it'll be another of his buddies taking his place. There's no legal means of taking him out when the whole legal system is his bitch.

True.

Yeah.
They'll be fine. They have contacts.

They hate him. He's very unpopular right now.

>the gov control the internet?
oh shit.

which city? There's a neighborhood in my city known as little venezuela m8. It's actually in the middle upper clas part of the city and most of them are professionals and making good dough

What will you regret leaving behind?

Are you 12?

Whats your fav food and why is it caraotas con arroz

>When you are so fucked up that you even consider a US intervention something good

>implying we don't eat the same shit

Ia there any sensorship on the internet? What sites are blocked?

? You can hardly find caraotas around colombia. People here usually eat garbanzo/frijol/lenteja and thats all. Ive met a lot of people that dont even know what a caraota is.

do you think a full on revolution against the government is possible?

kinda surprised they didn't censor this one

Personality Cult. Chavez spent 14 years brainwashing people into idolizing him.

Of course, the problem as a whole is much more complex than that, there are a lot of other factors involved, and I could write a long post over it, but it's more or less the core of the issue. Nobody ever questioned Chavez decisions and he constantly painted himself as a godlike savior figure. Maduro took advantage of this, and used it to do all sort of stupid shit and have no one question him.

Venezuelans spent a good decade and a half being brainwashed and a allowed many suspicious shit to go unnoticed, and now this is what happens.

Haven't heard of that. That guy says a lot of things, but almost never does anything. Last time I heard people were kidnapped to be forced to serve in the military.

You can barely find beef or chicken in here, much less duck. When I was like 14 or 13 I remember there used to be rabbit and duck at the market. But that was years ago.

Counter Strike, Leage of Legends, Dota 2.
I want to play PokeGo but my current cellphone is shit, and I think it's not available for Venezuela.

Yeah, some pages are censored and can't be accessed unless you use a VPN.

I don't know, I try to stay away from those guys.

stupid, what we call frijoles here, venezuelans call them caraotas. They just happen to eat mainly the black variety, while we eat the red kidney beans variety. Anyways, the word frijoles is not used in venezuela. Our frijoles would be called caraotas rojas or some shit like that over there.

By the way, caraotas negras are ridicoulously easy to find at any decent supermarket here and they're cheap as fuck

>Counter Strike

>implying they know how

There is no evil Castro or communist Russia fucking around in South America anymore
We don't need their oil anymore either
What would be the point?

venezuela is expert in censoring things

> we don't need their oil
Are you 7?