Water Purifier for obvious reasons. Clean fresh water to stay hydrated and to properly cook meals.
Sunscreen, again for obvious reasons. No sunburn, heat stoke or heat exhaustion, and if properly mixed with tree sap it makes a perfect glue.
Dig myself a fire pit to cook my food, use the matches for the fire and to signal smoke during the day.
The handsaw can be used to chop off branches and make into a hut for protection, using leaves and the fallen branches from trees. I can also carve spears for fishing and skin the fish with the saw.
Sand can be condensed and turned into glass using heat (from the matches) to make a mirror/reflection to use during the day, and I'm out of there 4-9 days tops.
Angel Campbell
Fishing equipment saw pot tarp.
Tarp is a tent plus more Fishing equipment =reliable food source Pot = water purifier + makes cooking easier Saw to get fire wood
If you can't start a fire with a bow then you're retarded
Jace White
Pot, for cooking and water purification. Knife, for carving wood to make weapons and huts and the like. Tarp, for a simple tent or for a trap. Toilet paper, because i enjoy my luxaries.
Adrian White
Easy 4 beers
Cooper Ortiz
Weed, matches, knife, hammock Use knife to make a pipe Smoke weed till its gone Chill on hammock Kill myself after getting ridiculously high
Alexander Scott
all i need
Levi Foster
Pot, Fishing rod, first aid kit, knife. Pot for cooking/distilling seawater into drinkable water Fishing rod for easier access to food in the beginning First aid kit in case of injuries Knife for tool, can sharpen it on rocks if need be. With those, I could survive long enough to build a hut and get a basic lifestyle going.
Lincoln Gutierrez
screaming for vengeance album and something to play it on.
Logan Williams
5 ounces of weed
Hamok
Matches
Hunting Rifle
Smoke it all in the hamok and end my life
Austin Ward
That's not how you spell it.
Eli Myers
Yeah but how ya gonna smoke it nigga
Ethan Ramirez
Salt Water Purifier, flare gun, fishing rod, knife
Jace Barnes
Water Purifier First Aid Kit Knife Flaregun
Cameron Davis
Your choices are all fucked. Why have sunscreen when you're going to build a hut with the saw to keep you out of the sun when you need? Plus that shit will run out within a month, same with the water purifier. Matches arent a bad choice but they're also going to run out after a while and eventually your going to need to start fires using some other method, so do it from the start. Handsaw is the only solid choice you made from this list.
>Handsaw >Knife >Pot >Tarp
Handsaw for the construction of a hut and other shelter. Knife for hunting/protection/stripping bark for kindling (can be easily sharpened). Pot (hopefully made of tin, not the iron one pictured) for cooking/boiling water. Tarp for immediate shelter or for collecting rain water.
Ethan Bennett
knife, tent, boots, pot
a good knife serves endless purposes; can be fastened to a branch for spear-fishing, used to clean fish, defend yourself, etc
tent to be used as shelter from the sun and if need be can be broken down into more useful materials
hiking boots to help traverse any jungle the island might have, plus the shoelaces can be used for other activities
the pot for purifying water and cooking meals
Alexander Nguyen
Well thats easy. - Water Purifier (for water obviously) - Fishing Rod (for fish OBVIOUSLY) - Sunscreen so I dont die and - Inflatable boat to gtfo the island.
Owen Gray
Wilson iPod sunscreen mirror
Wilson to start up a sand volleyball game with the hot naked chicks on the next island. Sunscreen, to rub on their hot asses. Mirror, because chicks are vain. iPod for some cool tunes while I bang them.
Daniel Cruz
B I m l
Robert Kelly
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plot twist, the island is at least dozens of miles away from any other land mass all of which are other deserted islands. Enjoy dying in the sun floating over the ocean.
Nicholas Nelson
Water purifier, fishing rod, matches and WILSONNNNNNNN
Jonathan Perez
Handsaw and knife for building. Pot for boiling water to make it safe to drink and cooking because making soup in a hole in the ground with hot rocks is shitty. Weed if there are seeds in it. Weed is a very versatile crop with many uses. If there are no seeds then I would take the boots.
Henry Fisher
Ive got sunscreen, water and food im not gonna die in the next 3 days.
Zachary Foster
I'll take the mustard, fleshlight, "vitamins" and the rope for hanging myself.
Eli Long
Knife, pot, tarp, 5 ounces of weed
I can use the knife to carve wood to make spears for fishing/hunting, prepare wood to start fires, and countless other things. The pot will help me cook food and purify water via boiling it and collecting the steam. The tarp will help to collect said steam, and double as a tent at night. Hopefully the 5 ounces of pot will contain a few seeds. I can smoke it out of carved wood pipes using twine made of plant fibers to move small flames. If I can plant a few seeds I might be able to produce a steady supply.
Hell if I had all that I'd just need a qt3.14 girl on the island and an internet connection somehow and I'd be in paradise.
Grayson Smith
so after three days you're gonna get back to civilization using the raft?
not likely
Nathaniel Bennett
well if we dont know how far the islands away from civilization then i can also use stuff we dont know against your plan. so go ahead tell me what youd do.
Nathaniel Brown
Hammock the weed amd matches
I could make my own bong and then chill. Seems like every time I try to chill out and smoke by myself someone comes along to try to bum a hit off my shit, boom someone comes to bum weed off me and I'm saved
Zachary Nguyen
Boots - I don't want to walk around barefoot 100% of the time Pot - would make collecting and purifying water easier, can also use to cook Saw - would make building shelter easier Knife - all around utility
Alexander Carter
im this post
Noah Wilson
I know that feel Sup Forumsro.
Isaac Walker
and how do you get off the island? if im supposed to survive on the island for the rest of my life id rather die then.
Easton Wright
Sunscreen could be replaced by a tarp, gather some sticks and you can use it for shade, or as a sail.
Julian Sanchez
All these crackas be like >hurr durr the sunscreen obvsiously!
Pasty-ass bitches. Just deal with some sunburn nigga. And who's to say the desert island is hot and sunny anyway? It could be cold and cloudy as fuck.
The correct answer is: >Tent: save yourself the trouble of making a suitable shelter, which would burn a lot of calories. Keep your bitchass dry. >First aid kit: All sorts of useful shit in a first aid kit like the one in the pic. Could save your life if you take a fall and shit gets infected. >Knife. A decent knife could be a useful tool for all sorts of shit. >Water purifier. Although "Pot" would also be an acceptable answer as it has multiple uses, including catching rainwater. Once your water purifier runs out you can prepare to shit your life away.
Austin Torres
I dont know how to get off the island, but if you needed to get off the island id trade the saw for the mirror cause you can signal planes more easily with a mirror than with smoke signals. but once it gets dirty your kinda fucked there.
Samuel Phillips
lets just take the rifle and apply kill to self
Caleb Jones
Tarp for rain collector and can be cut for shelter Saw for wood water purifier for water fishing rod for food I would go with a pot in replace for the fishing rod but you can make a makeshift fish trap out of branches.
Christopher Watson
He could use signal fires and hope for boats/planes.
Luis Garcia
Pot: cooking and purifying water Weed: if you're stranded have a good time being stranded Flare Gun: for rescue Raft: for swimming to shore
Jayden Hall
no ammo
Nathaniel Gutierrez
you talk like a nigger. you could just search for your ooga booga friends and ask if theyll share their human meat with you.
Lucas Hill
fuck no, surviving that shit would be straight up fun as hell. id only use the rifle to an hero if i was gonna die more painfully anyway
Xavier Campbell
says who?
Samuel Bailey
this was meant to you
Hudson Young
Pot, tarp, fishing rod, first aid. All weapons and tools can be created with flint/stone. Trap for a rain catch, pot for purification of water when there is no rain/ cooking food, and a first aid kit so I don't die from the infections all of you mongoloids will inevitably suffer.
Easton Brooks
Volleyball, knife, weed, matches.
I stab Wilson in his big gay fucking face then get destroyed to celebrate becoming King of the Island.
Basically the ipod, but best answer
Jose Gomez
No ammo is displayed in the picture.
James Wood
what are you gonna smoke the weed in
Lucas Peterson
It's a *desert island* nigga, there'd be no cannibal niggers, or anyone else.
Eli Morris
The weed and a rope, might as well get high as fuck for the last time! I'll be like Chester
Charles Barnes
its probably meant with ammo otherwise it wouldnt be on the list would it?
Brayden Peterson
The flare gun displays ammo.
Logan Lewis
youre a nigger youll find a way to get back to your people.
Gabriel Cooper
>sunscreen >no heat stroke, no heat exhaustion Lol okay
Kevin Clark
It's a island though. He can't swim.
Gavin Bailey
well my point still stands, then why is it an option?
Jayden Hall
Whittle a pipe with the knife, or just out of Wilson's fucking skull.
Aaron Jenkins
vitamins for nutrish water purifier (duh) mirror (better than flare gun cos unlimited) hiking boots because wot u gonna do if you cant walk anywhere
Joseph Wright
Pot, First Aid Kit, Tent, Knife is the only correct answer.
Maybe if you're a completely feral mongoloid you could just use your nails as substitute knives and go for the mirror, for signalling.
Connor Ortiz
If we're talking variants from whats displayed then I chose one of thoughts survival knives with the saw blade back and hollow handle with a compass, matches, and fishing stuff inside.
Noah Hernandez
Raft Compass Water Purifier Fishing Rod
I shall ditch that island on my raft, head North using my compass, knowing I will eventually reach the North Pole, use the rod to catch some grub, and the purifier to keep my thirst down.
Tyler Foster
How? By swimming?
Either way, that'd mean niggers can do something you probably couldn't, nigga.
Luis Williams
>Hammock >Hunting Rifle >5oz Weed >matches
Get high relax in the hammock fall asleep wake up then just blow my brains out
Parker Davis
You can get salt from the beach to help disinfect wounds
Jace James
Question. Are we dumped there naked with only the four items, or do we have the clothes on our backs?
Landon Watson
>Sunscreen. No heat stoke or heat exhaustion. > >Sand can be condensed and turned into glass
Imagine being born autistic and in a survivalist situation.
Sunscreen isn't gonna make the sun or sanf any cooler.
Only very fine fragments of refined sand contain materials for glass, and the melting temp is well over 1400-1600 degrees Celcius.
You've probably never even witnessed a fire that hot OP. Jet fuel burns at less than 1000C
Even steel melts at 1500C
John Jackson
are a fucking politician? the INTENT of the hunting rifle being there is so you can shoot it at stuff. It's not a far stretch to assume that it comes with at least a bit of ammo otherwise it would be unanimously considered useless and probably wouldnt be in the picture.
Christian Martinez
So wait. What your saying is, jet fuel can't melt steel beams?
Hunter Howard
>knife >compass >rifle >flaregun 3/4 is a part of my kit whenever I backpack
Colton Barnes
RELEVANT QUESTION VERY IMPORTANT
William Brown
Ok idiot, what are you gonna do when your tarp tears from the slightest breeze, let alone tie it up without rope.
What if you smoke all that pot
Or your knife runs out of ammo?
David Baker
samefag
Kayden Cruz
>what are you gonna do when your tarp tears from the slightest breeze Then I have two tarps, tarp win every time
>What if you smoke all that pot then I will be very hihig
>Or your knife runs out of ammo? reload knife
Luke Martin
Good luck with sunscreen protecting you from heat stroke desu. Get a tarp, take breaks to not only avoid sunburn and heatstroke, but also to take restful breaks to conserve energy when hunting/foraging prospects are temporarily unavailable or currently cannot be reasonable attained.
Caleb Jones
Boots, tarp, knife, water purifier. >boots to make most terrain easier to travel without damage to foot or ankle, plus they can be used to help stomp smaller but still edible animals like snakes with efficiency. >tarp not only for shelter, but if I have to travel, I can use it to drag any supplies I may forage, make, or take with me. Also, can be used as makeshift net to toss on small animals, use boots to stomp once they're trapped and confused under pretty durable tarp. >Knife, both as weapon, skinning and gutting tool, as well as being able to sharpen other things like wooden stakes and posts with said knife. Easily re-sharpened with rocks if becomes dull. Great for offense, defense if loud noises doesn't deter predators. >water purifier because being able to make fire isn't that easy, especially if you're located in a very humid location or if wherever you're trapped rains a lot or has rained very recently. You can use knife, sticks, or knife with rocks to make fire after water purifier has run out (used if needed, not until it's completely depleted).
Aaron Rogers
>pot water purifier+cooking >mirror rescue signaling+fire starter >saw for music >knife because edgy shinobi