Please ask me about the cigarette. please fucking ask me. i thought up a whole spiel about them

please ask me about the cigarette. please fucking ask me. i thought up a whole spiel about them.

hey bloke what's with the fag?

it's a metaphor

How many fags do you go through in a day?

0, you see, I put it in my mouth everytime I don't want to smoke or something lmao

If I suck a dick but not until orgasm I will remain straight

So, you just enjoy putting the tip of the fag in yer mouth. You don't turn on the fag, is that correct?

yeah or somethin idk

please ask me about the mask. please fucking ask me. i thought up a whole spiel about them.

look hazel grace

if i take that off would you die?

you're a big guy

you seem like you can probably tough it through the pain

please ask me about the chinaman. please fucking ask me. i thought up a whole spiel about them.

please ask me about the mavericks. please fucking ask me. i thought up a whole spiel about them.

Fucking hated this film

It's basically a point for point guide on how to make a shitty "Emotional" chick flick

I can't tell if that kid was intentionally supposed to be a tool or if it was an accident

The writer is the toolest tool in the whole hardware store.

Name a male lead in a teenage romance movie who isn't a tool.

He's like every other character John Green writes.

tumblr is occasionally pretty fucking funny