ive fallen in love with a cartoon character. whats worse is ive fallen in love with a cartoon character from a faggot loving SJW show. how do i remedy the situation?
Ive fallen in love with a cartoon character...
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Become an hero
You like.. the shittiest character? I mean, the whole show is just terrible but you decided to like a shitty ugly green person. Become an hero pls.
Masturbate to her 5 times or more every day so that eventually you will get sick of her.
nah im not a faggot
i will consider this, someone start dumping some shit so i can get started
An hero is an honorable thing to do, what are talking about?
I don't have any because I'm not a jew.
Search up their fans. Trust me, that is an anti-anthrodisiac
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Sigh. Me too. But I love pearl.
an hero is the only option
isnt pearl a tranny?
This man is clearly a furry
why would you try to stop
In a way, a male fapping to their characters goes against their lesbian agenda
Serious answer:
Option 1: spend more time with real people, specifically women.
Option 2: find a better waifu, you fuck
>faggot loving sjw show
You mean fox news?
I don't even watch the show that much I just fap the the porn also go to a /sug/ thread
Your waifu is shit.
OP here, no 3D womens are not as good as 2D and this is all a huge lie, I just wanted to flaunt my perfect Green Waifu
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this thread needs more greenwaif
Your waifu is still shit tho.
This is true. Even the worst 2Ds are better than the best of 3DPD whores.
a challenger appears
>Shitfu
>Shitfu
>Shit waifu
>Shit waifu
>Shaitfu
>Best waifu for the win
She's piss tier waifu. She even turns into a huge puddle of piss.
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real OP here, i have a serious gf, been going on for close to a year. but when i start having dreams about a fictional character, i figured i have some serious problems
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Because you have a literal shit waifu.
There is nothing wrong with having waifu as long as it's superior god tier Pearl.
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so what your saying is its not cheating if shes 2D
aight, i can live with that
uhh i'm gonna be a normie and ask
is steven universe actually sjw?
i thought the whole point of the show was "look at the losers and lesbo shit that looks normal"
but at no point i remember it aggresively promoting gay as good thing
any Sup Forumsmrades got that graph showing how short she got?
almost every character is gay. almost every character is a boy and girl. it treats faggots like they can do cool stuff. dont get me wrong, the show is pretty ok, but the message that gets spread to the real life faggots and lesbos and trannies is "its ok to be a freak because you are special"
Cut your dick off you fucking faggot
angry pie is best gem, you have chosen well.
maybe if you're some fucking Nip not worth existing in the first place
how many times have you jerked off to that peridot flash hentai that freakorama made
dreams are fuckin weird dude, i had a dream my bf sent me nudes that was just him with a sexy bikini model body. I had a dream I was chased by a fuckin CGI trex once
Dreams are weird, just jerk off and enjoy it
your gonna have to point me into that direction
thing is, all the human couples are heterosexual, and gay shit kicks in only with the gems, and even then they are always treated like something that has no sex and can do magic sex with whatever it wants, like i don't remember anyone being mad at the Asaris from mass effect
if anything, at most, i'll take it as a subtle way to introduce kids to faggotry
>Fell in 'love' with a lesbian space rock.
Fall in love with the all new BMW i3 sure as hell it ain't getting it from me
oh jeez. well thats 1
pshh
fine wtvr i'll watch it
I think the doom and gloom mindset only really makes sense if you already think the jews are mind-controlling us to be gay
>a human reproduction rod
k that's going in my dictionary
amethyst best waifu
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remove your genitalia so you won't have a libido
faggot detected
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That ain't nothing. I fell in love with Nicole Watterson from the amazing world of gballand I commissioned artists to draw me fucking her. I would Jack off yo her 10 times a day when I was out of job, I had a hentai picture of her as a decal on the hood of my challenger, I spent thousands of dollars on art of her and I jacked off to the show when ever she appeared on the epiaodes
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is this a JoJo reference?
Nice zaaaa worldo
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holy fuck
Jealous?
im gonna need to see some proof
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Why green grool?
Makes me feel better about the Hatsune Miku decals on my BMW.
And the fact that I've probably jacked off to her more than anything or anyone in the past three years.
I'm the Nicole ask Sup Forums draw threads and they will tell you everything
My Jack off count to Nicole Watterson is 2319
you should share some of your favorites to finish to my guy
It's for the better. Would probably never have been able to get the Bimmer if I had gotten involved with 3D women. Single and awesome as fuck. Miku is life.
this
Kill yourself, you're mentally ill.
Don't get involved man, my friends tried helping me snap back into reality and I dated 3 women, in which 3 of them hurt me and 2D women don't do tbat
>ive fallen in love with a cartoon character. whats worse is ive fallen in love with a cartoon character from a faggot loving SJW show. how do i remedy the situation?
>I'm not a faggot
>I'm worth existing
the fuck