If you could only choose one universal language that everyone on earth would know, what would it be? Here's the catch...

If you could only choose one universal language that everyone on earth would know, what would it be? Here's the catch, it can't be English.

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>Posting dubs Bateman
>Not getting dubs

Speak American

Afrikaans. Best for banter.

>impliquant que la langue Française n'est pas déjà universelle

German

Binary

English.

Latin

English

Everyone who doesn't speak english as their first language is just gonna say their first language

American

French

Some aboriginal language

You're such an idiot

This

Spurdo :DDD

chinese

Deustch

ebonics

Not spanish.
Not portogay.
Not chinese.

lojban

>pants on head retarded grammar
Heт cyки. There is only one answer and it is Russian. It's a vulgar language for the plebs and beautiful language for proponents of belles lettres.

If I were a dicktater of global proportions... The horrible clicking African language would be wonderful.

Hey fellow Ameribro

Python

>belles lettres
Et voilà : même quand tu cherches à me contredire, tu confirmes ce que je dis.

I don't speak faggot. Regardless, I'll say it again: Your little pseudo Arabic language has retarded grammar and only sounds nice to people who don't understand what the fuck you're saying. In fact, only your accent saves it because when people hear Quebecois speak French they instantly think of nails in a blender.

Please

>when people hear Quebecois speak French they instantly think of nails in a blender.
Je te rassure on pense pareil en France.
Cela étant dit, la langue française est la plus belle langue a monde et tu devrais faire un effort de l'apprendre un minimum au lieu de nous pousser une langue de slave merdique.

Can someone explain to this frog that I don't speak his language for brown people?

You're just proving his point.

I think that'd be you, actually. Nothing he said was fallacious.

if we can't speak english then im gonna have to go with french too, simply because I also speak that already.

Spanish / Latin or Korean.

Icelandic

...

Hindi or Spanish

Nobody said Esperanto yet?

Shame on you people. It was created for this purpose.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto

It already is English faggot.

Hello.

>qu'est-ce que google translate ?

Les américains sont vraiment les partisans du moindre effort.

>can't be English

fuck you

this is the objectively correct answer

daily reminder that you will never fully grasp english grammar without studying latin

I wouldn't mind this.

Also Japanese.

Fuck Chinese. Lebanese all day nigger

This
I have learned esperanto and it is far easier than amerikaans.

You're using French words, retard.

google translate est merde, MERDE

Build toilet

OK weaboo faggot

Americans invented Google Translate. How do you respond?

kek, love it

Certes, mais au moins ça permet aux abrutis de comprendre un minimum le sens de la phrase.
Sauf si on utilise des expressions idiomatiques ; alors là les carottes sont cuites.

Je réponds que les Français ont inventé le cinéma mais ça n'empêche pas les américains de l'utiliser.

Et avec un argument de merde comme le tiens, c'est pas surprenant que ton pays ne soit indépendant que depuis 1976.

>study Latin so you can get to the root of bunga bunga, taco, huey, & crepe

Ya no thanks

Op never said you can't keep speaking English, you just have to learn an international language.

Esperanto was created to be extremely easy to understand, and is purposely used international communication.

It is the best answer.

Prove me wrong.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto

Chinese. No stupid bullshit about past/present/future tense, no stupid honoriffics, no formal and informal, simple grammar system

Keep in mind, every dumb shithead on the planet has to learn the language. Do you really want to idiots try to unfuck their way through telling you something important, or do you want a language that is easier to learn than koko the talking gorilla's signs?

French.

It's the most complete, poetic and beautiful language there is.

French is literally the most complete language in the world. German is in second place.

Everybody wants to keep their own languages.

The only way is Esperanto.

That's exactly why their culture and their people are robotic, lifeless and overall disgustingly unemphatic.

Maori, its the obvious choice.

>tonal language

ewww no

French or Italian

Linear B

Ta gueule fils de pute de marde de criss. Enfant de chienne.

>Si tu tues ton ennemi c'est lui qui gagne
Va te coucher gamin !

youtube.com/watch?v=EcyhVHrmlMU

Faggots.

american

aaaaa laaaaa salope, va lavee ton cul malpropre, car il nes pas propre ti re lire car il nest pas propre ti re la

This'd x--DDD

French has too much retarded grammar, conjugation and spelling rules.
I would say the best is 'eperanto'.

Obviously we would go back to Latin.

Frogs or wogs, not really much of a choice.

Know why the gooks hate the dindus so much? So many dindus are tone-deaf, and can't speak tonal languages.

Chinese = dindus stop even pretending to speak and just go back to gutteral snorts and screeches

C'est ça qui passe pour du Français dans ton pays de cul-terreux ?

Latin is the only answer, all other languages are nigger tier.

'rosa rosae rosum...'
No fuck Latin, definitely

not chinese
spanish with watered down verbs.

I choose Scots

Mieux vaut prendre la meilleure évolution du Latin : le Français !

We are going back to Latin.

Esperanto is the best choice.
No retarded grammar rules or anthing, it's very easy.

youtube.com/watch?v=W6WO5XabD-s

French wouldn't be here without Latin.

Are English morse code and hand signs allowed?

A language of nukes.

S'A COCHE L'GROS
AAAAAAAAAAAAA LA SALOPEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=uSm_HBl8z2E

Stfu.

Ta geule esti d'fif de calis. Comment ca va chez vous, la république Islamique de France? Bande de petites tapettes ayant perdu toute masculinité. Pd de merde.

I would choose Japanese or North Korea not south

That's what he said you dumb fuck. He said that French is the best language out of all those who are derived from Latin.

Oui c'est ce que je dis, le Français est la meilleur forme de latin qui n'est pas morte.

Old Norse

what a pille of shit lol

>'rosa rosae rosum...'
Romans go home:
youtube.com/watch?v=XbI-fDzUJXI

>Bande de petites tapettes ayant perdu toute masculinité
Justin Trudeaux

>Pd
Ca s'écrit "pédé" car c'est le diminutif de pédéraste espèce de gamin illettré.

esperanto

youtube.com/watch?v=Qqm-4-R43HY

Qu'est-ce qu'il me veut le portuguèche ? T'as pas des maisons mal construites à finir ?

another vote for German.

Ad te fontem misericordiae, Deus, accedo peccator. Ergo digneris me lavare immundum.

Dats right.
Whats wrong with it ? Its a cool mix between european languages and its nice to hear.
it's been made to be understable by everyone.

I don't even speak French and I know what that first sentence says.

The best choice is probably German.