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or dont

Used to go swimming with my cousins and we would get naked and show eachother our tiny ass dicks. it was gay af

>gay af
not really

>I'd let a guy jerk me off while I jerk him of as long as he's cute enough

>I'd fuck an underage girl, hands down, I could actually do it given my circumstances

>I've cum from anal stimulation, honestly not worth my time, the orgasm was no different than just jacking off. The worst part was I couldn't get horny to my body, so I decided to put on yoga pants to pretend it was a girl.
I basically cross dressers than rode a ballpoint massager

>datamining thread

i wish

>given my circumstances
like having a dick?

That's an Important circumstance

really the only 1 u need

Been texting my ex again lately. We're planning on meeting up and Fucking at her house... that belongs to her boyfriend's mom since she's been living with the retard for like a year. I'm gonna try and get her pregnant to put the bitch on the street, wish me luck

bad luck

average luck

better not tell you now

I'll take it!

spit-roasted some slut with a celebrity a few years ago
not friends with him anymore

>repeating mistakes out of desperation.
user, why do you do this to your self?
You are even more retarded than her current bf, just find a new girl

I'm looking foto get a virgin male or an inexperienced guy to have sex with my fuck Buddy. I'm not gunna tell her I'm just gunna bring him over but I don't know how to find someone like that.

We're both 30, she's chubby but huge tits.and best lay I've ever had.

Once the noob is done I wanna go in and show him a thing or two as well.

Any advice how to find this dweeb?

I have a new girl already, pussy was tite so I'm back in that piece. Only dumped her in the first place cuz she was loco, now I'll just avoid dating her and get my nut win win

Download a dating app??

I have herpes and have fucked numerous chicks without admitting it to them

Go home spic

Lol yea I guess I don't know much about it. I tried to make a Kijiji ad but there's no category close to what I want

I always wondered if prostate stimulation was worth it. Thanks for the inside scoop fam

I think that Plenty of fish app is on the rise now, depending on where you live. I saw an ad on TV for it so that's always a good indicator

id probably fuck a dude
but on my own terms
like he'd have to be a super-effeminate twink

fuck, im the gay

nothing wrong with leaving options open

> Went to South Africa
> Shot a bunch of niggers
> no one gave a fuck
> best trip ever

i made someone who cared about me stuck upon my feelings.
i constantly hope this life im living is fabricated
im trying to move to a higher point in life but im very much low minded

cool story

In desperate, terrible, unforgettable love with my 17yo student.
Am 30.
Beyond redemption?

Great idea! Then you'll be paying child support for 18 years.

There's nothing to lament other than the fact that you probably won't get her. If you really want her just wait until she's legal.

Lots of dirt

Take some pics and vids too

I really want her. I REALLY want her, and every other woman is knee-height in comparison. Shit hurts Sup Forumsro

Explain. Do you both meet regularly and actually have some form of chemistry or are you just fapping to her FB pics behind her back?

Start laying the groundwork now and then find a way to establish contact after she graduates. If she falls for you before then, red shirt her.

I like to expose my girlfriend even if I know it's bad

She likes me, I like her. It's not rocket science I can tell.
We were exchanging IG messages for ages until I freaked out and blocked her. The worst part about it is that it's just on the edge of feasible.
Shit, in another time and place it would be perfect for everybody. But not now, I guess. I don't know if a bunch of raised eyebrows is enough to stop me though.

i catfished my cuz who was of certain age to give me nudes. semi ruined her highschool life but she is a slut, ended up acting like i fixed her problems and got my own nudes out of it. one day i want to fuck her. it was so worth

Yeah child supports no joke. She'll get the last laugh when she's with someone new, and get half of your paycheck

I think I've had my last crush. I know who she was, but since the ship sailed from her I don't feel like I can get excited anymore. I can't see myself ever being infatuated with someone again. Like, I've done it so many times that I've run out of it.

I hope this doesn't mean I'll never fall in love.

Explain. How you ruined her life?

the first pix i got from her while catfishing werent nudes and i couldnt get nudes out of her, so over the course of two years i returned as this catfish threatening to release the photos i did have to her family via social media unless she gave me nudes. The first round of nudes would tits, a year later i returned and got some of her pussy. each time i entered back in as the real me and white knighted the guy away and gained more respect from her.

she thought for years this guy would leak photos or show up in town randomly.

Dang, it must be harder for you cuz you are her teacher. But if it helps, I myself have a 17 yo gf whom I began dating when she was 16. I guess it helps to be in a state that allows it. You should explain to her in person why you blocked her on IG (then obviously unblock her) and have her understand your situation--even if you say you were afraid it got too "unprofessional." She might be willing to wait for you, honestly. It's only a year, user.

...

she will be 18 shortly, get ready for some tight 18yr old snatch

this is not lying thread
>umadwhiteboi?

Yeah buddy, save your hopes and dreams for the hopes and dreams thread. [spoiler]If we ever have one.[/spoiler]

I know for real I'm gonna find out one way or the other if it is a possibility.
I'm gonna get an answer from her, even if that answer is no. and if it is yes, then that will mean leaving behind my whole career, everyone who respects me, and pretty much 100% starting again from scratch.
worst part is I know that I would do that just to get her next to me for one night. god damnit.
I kept thinking that it was just some stupid phase and I would get over it but not yet, like 2 years later.
love hurts

So good. More? Also, did you blackmail her in any way?

maybe i have more maybe not.

Come on, show some

Why leave your career? Honest question. I mean, you can seriously wait until she is "of legal age" and things will be okay, just some people might raise eyebrows.

How easy is this to do? How did you get her first pics?

so i shack up with an ex-student and continue teaching at the same school (including her little sister!) and just pretend like nothing happened.

You know for real it's not actually illegal or even against the policy of my school. I could totally do it fuck it maybe i should. just the eyebrows would raise so high they would wreck the ceiling and destroy low-flying aircraft.
I work at a girls school btw lol can you imagine the gossip

i hate newfags

karma's a bitch man and there are stds alot more powerfull than simple herpes
condom on and dont be a bitch

Has she ever had a boyfriend?

Ahhh, I get it now. Fuck, everyone else would just make it hell for you then. I think you should do it still, maybe just not make it public, you know, for a while. Get everyone to trust you, know your intentions. Know that you didn't like groom her or anything. So I think talking to her and flirting and all that crap is alright, just keep it on the DL for a bit. After a few years, it won't really matter anymore.

i catfished her, yes its easy if ur good at social engineering

ive shared many times b4 but not along witht he story.

Nigga, social engineering only works on stupid people

I'm a stripper, my boyfriend hates it but I love it.

I have a 18 year old (slutty) step-sister I'd like to get nudes from, however I'm not sure how I should approach her (as a catfish), she might just block me. but I guess I don't know until I've tried.

not that i know of
yeah i know right i'm thinking like 21 would be reasonable
the only problem: that would mean waiting and waiting and WAITING and life getting in the way and saying no to the 100 nice girls that throw themselves at me in the meantime.

I'm not some fat aspie i do very well with girls tbh. There are so many other options. I can't just put my life on hold and get older and older. if you wait for perfection you might be waiting forever, right?
but they all seem shit compared to her. they all seem dumb and ordinary. so it's pain either way.

I masturbate with videos of people shiting in each other's mouth, by the way I have links if you're interested

its easy, get her sc or kik, make up a name, get like 20 pix of a guy she would be into, talk to her under the alias and get the pix. not hard dude.

only if ur stupid urself fag

More than half.

Thanks, imma do more searching and then do iy.

If she's 17 and hasn't had a boyfriend, chances are big she's a virgin and wont sleep with you even if she really likes you. Might take years before you get there..

OK I got a story for you. I legit fell in love with a hooker. Except had a gf at the same time. My gf became my wife and I'm over her. Sex has always been shit, she's now fat, depressed. I wish I had chosen the slut instead of my high school gf...

Europe holiday with gf both of us 22
> family emergency, her dad has car crash, she has to fly home early
> I stick with original booking
> we had 4 night stopover in bangkok, just to see temples, food and shit. Nothing dodgy, doesn't fly with gf
> I think probably gonna be boring being there alone but hotel booked and paid for might as well make most of it
> first day arrive 5pm, taxi, hotel, dinner
> midnight jetlag and can't sleep
> decide walk around neighbourhood to wind down
> streets are still buzzing, people everywhere even at this hour
> go into a bar for a quiet beer, seems safe, not seedy, lots of normal westerners about
> also full of topless waitresses
> sit and enjoy view of so many beautiful tits
> a few of the girls ask if I wanna party
> no thanks just here for beer
> strike up conversation with Swedish dude
> ask if the girls are hookers, he looks at me like I'm an idiot and nods
> say its a bj bar
> ????
> girls are pros but only suck dick, 'its a real thing here, try it user'
> I'm intrigued but nah, have gf so not gonna cheat on her swedebro
> gf won't know, besides its only sucky sucky you can't fuck them, that's not cheating
> ask him are they legal?
> 'who knows bro, who cares?'
> 2 drinks later, real messy head from jetlag, start thinking about possibilities
> after turning away 15 chicks, most of them at least 7/10 decide why not
> smile and wave at the cutest one who I noticed when I 1st arrived. a definite 9, only 5 foot, sweet tiny little titties, great ass, light coloured skin, kinda looks like jail bait
> she runs over, huge smile and arms go around me
> kisses my neck and says 'I'm so glad you chose me, I notice you when you arrive'
> we talk a little, tells me she's 18
Cont...

My boyfriend keeps trying to convince me I'm gay. He keeps saying "That's it. That proves you're gay." then I swallow his cum and tell him I have no idea what he's talking about.

> takes my hand and we walk to the building next door
> looks like hotel but just a big brothel
> old lady at counter watching tv, I pay her ridiculously low amount for 'room' hire
> suddenly feeling guilty, but walking up stairs behind this girl watching her ass gets me back on track
> go into room, door close
> start kissing, hands all over each other
> she undresses me. Having someone other than my gf undo my belt and reach in for my cock feels so hot.
> my clothes are off, she sits me on the end of the bed
> gets on her knees in between my legs, gives me a gentle handy while washing my junk. Think she's looking for diseases or some shit as she faps me but tries to not make it obvious
> she's got me hard
> puts her tongue at the base of my cock and slowly licks up to the head
> shit just got real
> repeats this like a million times
> nothing but licking all the way up, painfully slowly
> I'm totally on edge, feels great but I'm so worked up I need her lips wrapped around it, now
> she licks up my cock again, tongue flicking under my head
> I lie back with eyes closed amazed at her skills
> if she keeps it up even this will make me cum
> fell soft pressure around my head, nice one shes put it up a gear
> that pressure gets warm and firm, works down my shaft then back up again
> now we are talking
> she sits up, puts her hands on my stomach and bobs her head up and down swallowing my cock
> condom free, fucking ace
> lay there and let it happen
> first time being with someone other than gf in 5 years
> the rhythm she's got is incredible, it feels like she trying to suck it straight out of my balls
> 10 mins into our half hour I'm close to cumming already, stop her for a bit
> I get her on all fours, get on my knees in front of her, hold her head and feed her my dick
> totally own her face
> get a bit rough just using her mouth as a fuckhole
> she takes it like a champ

Cont...

Just for the effort, for the opportunity, to reach that close, I feel more than I have in years.

> my gf hates sucking dick, she'll do it for a minute at most, and has NEVER let me cum in her mouth. There's no way I could ever treat her like this.
> this is my first proper bj ever I wanna make the most of it
> again, close to blowing I shut it down and lie back
> still haven't seen her cunt ask her to give me a show
> she dances a little, doesn't take thong off
> come on sweetheart, let me see, I'll give you more $
> no no no, its not allowed, she can only blow me
> oh well let's get back to it, make me cum bitch
> I sit on corner of bed, she gets on her knees and goes back to work
> lean back on my elbows and watch the show
> tell her to look at me I want eye contact the entire time
> she does a few little tricks but mostly mouth latch onto my head, bobbing up and down on me
> picks up speed, obvious she's trying to make me cum. This is her job afterall
> incredible watching this random chick doing amazing hard core stuff to me
> feel tenderness in the balls
> gonna cum shortly
> my knees go up and I wrap my legs around her back like a faggot
> she stays on track, slurping away
> no hiding I'm gonna blow, I expect her to sit up and fap me to finish
> but no she's still sucking
> the feeling is too intense, maybe because I'm cheating, or so tired, or she's so beautiful, possibly jb, or coz this is real seedy. dunno what it is but fuck this is hot
> let out an aaargh and my balls release
> start cumming
> shoot into her mouth
> she stays on me
> I'm still firing, she's looking right at me and taking it
> my back arches and legs twitch as I finish blowing
> I collapse in a heap, exhausted
> she lets it pour out of her mouth and i watch it running down my cock
> this is the shit I've been missing out on all these years
> my dicks stopped bucking, shes still attached
> she stays kneeling, her hands now rubbing my thighs and around my stomach
> my hard ons disappearing but she's keeps her lips around my head

Cont...

>Got a teacher fired
>Said she hit me
>She never did actually hit me.
>And I never saw her again.

you can stop
nobody gives a shit about this story

I'm obsessed with a girl 1000 miles away from me that I've only met once.
We haven't talked in months and it's killing me

> my hard ons disappearing but she's keeps her lips around my head
> close my eyes and let this incredible warm feeling take over.
> my new friend lets me lie there, she softly faps me using my own cum, feel it trickle down to my asscrack, kinda gross but who gives a fuck- would never do that at home but here its a different story
> tells me to stay lying down and let her do the work, feel her cleaning me up with a towel
> gets on the bed next to me, she says we have 5 more minutes we can cuddle if I like
> tells me she doesnt usually let guys blow in her mouth 'too dangerous' but made an exception for me because she really likes me
> we lay there kissing, like passionate stuff, and I run my hand down to her pussy
> massage it over her thong, at first she pushes my hand away but i keep at it try to get my fingers under the elastic but she won't let me
> smiles and laughs tells me its not allowed
> times nearly up I ask her to at least let me lie on her
> she gets on her back, opens her legs and I put my whole weight on her. We kiss like crazy. I've got a limp dick but really push him against her and pretend to ride her. Feels hot and i wish she could give me the real thing
> sit up and look at her amazing body from this angle, her cunt looks great, can see her puffy lips poking out of her underwear
> times up we get dressed
> ask her if she's working tomorrow
> yes, please come and see me, would love to have another fun time with you

I return 2nd night, see her again. She sucks me to completion, better this time around because no nerves. Cum in her mouth and she politely spits it out. Takes 15 minutes and we hug on the bed the rest of the time. 3rd night, pretty much same again. 4th night she comes up to me as soon as I walk in- I'm hers and she's not letting any other girl near me. She knows im flying out tomorrow. I ask if its possible to have her and someone else as a special treat because I'm leaving

Cont...

> She picks the girl, another cutie, same age but im not completely sure about that. Never mind, we go next door and I have the only double bj of my life.
> She's really into it, the other one is good, but its obvious she's just doing her job
> One works the balls while the other sucks my peen, then they changeover.
> they both suck on the head while kissing each other
> have them on their knees in front of me and i take turns feeding them my dick
> Sometimes they kiss, then rub and suck each others titties a little but nothing more than that. Their underwear stays on the whole time.
> I do all the stuff you have to do when youve got 2 chicks and their only job is to clean my cock with their mouths
> This is too hot im not gonna last, the new chick is porn star blowing me as i start to cum
> She gets straight off
> Holds my dick and points it at my 'friend', shoot my cum all over her face
> I take over and make sure i offload on the other one too, rub my cock against her cheek and lips and squeeze the last bit out. She doesn't seem too impressed
> Like I'm watching a porn.
> They kiss and lick each others faces
> i fall back and my girl cleans me up
> they talk chink to each other and her friend leaves
> we are alone and she lies on top off me, we kiss and talk

When I am fucking my wife I am pretending it's my stepdaughter.

I once had a fight with another boy in my childhood on a very isolated location (20m hike into forest), I wrestled him into submission then for some reason at age 12 I took my dick out and fucked his ass raw. No spit, just shit lube.

I came from it, he ran away, I chased him and beat him to keep it a secret. He did.

The next day I fucked him in the school toilet, he cried, I came.
This went on for about a week till someone almost caught me and I stopped.

>tfw I was a rapist at age 12

I'm actually a millionaire, I only pretend to be poor.

Forgot to add that now that I think about it
He must have been mortified lol

> Tell her I'm leaving tomorrow afternoon for the airport, would love to see her again
> shes not working until 7 so not possible
> im sad she seems genuinely sad too
> tell her I have late checkout, hotel room is mine until 4
> can she visit me.
> Will even pay her $200.
> She's nervous coz she would lose her job and hotels don't let hookers in.
> I keep asking
> she finally says yes, but its very dangerous for her to do this
> suppose the moneys too tempting

> We arrange to meet at 10am, shes dressed like a business woman.
> ive only ever seen her in thongs, seeing her dressed up like a regular girl realise just hot she is
> walk her straight through the lobby take her upstairs.
> go into the room and get straight to it
> I forget my beautiful loyal gf is sitting in ICU next to her dad, right now its just about me and this hot piece of tail
> now we start a full day of sex
> stand by the door start kissing, get her blouse off and suck on those beautiful little titties again.
> Get on my knees, start pulling her dress down. She helps me get her panties down to her ankles. Finally I get to see her pussy. Go in for the kill. She stands in front of me with her legs slightly apart. Shes so short i have to haunch right down to get face down to her. Start tasting her
> lap at her like a thirsty dog drinking water
> put my hands on her cheeks and push her cunt further into my mouth
> this is great but shitty access
> push her backwards onto the bed
> lay her down
> im still on my knees
> get her legs wide apart and have a proper view of her cunt. Its just a cute puffy pair of lips with a tidy little slit. No hair, nothing hanging from it, no nasty surprises. She's always been a chick by the look of it too lol
> open her lips up totally eat her out
> Im loving it, this shit is wild
> and so is she, shes completely dripping.
> Ive been wanting to screw her for days, I can eat her later, right now i just want to pound her senseless.

Looks like you had the time of your life user

why don't you make it real fam

> lean down rub my dick along her slit
> watch it disappear as i slip it in inside her
> all the way inside i stand over her, hold her shoulders down and start pumping
> hard
> but slow and deliberate
> just pound her senseless
> have bought her for 5 hours, have all the time in the world to mess around, first up I just want a powerfuck
> i lie down putting all my weight on her
> she's trapped under me, can't do a thing as I destroy her cunt
> just fuck her brains out
> I'm surprised I'm not hurting her, at least it sounds like I am
> i cum in about two minutes.
> feel my cock twitching inside her
> best orgasm ever
> and thats it, i'm officially a cheater now

> we shower for ages, I eat her out, make her cum even

> dry off and go back to the bed
> im ready for more
> lay beside each do a 69, shes giving me a slow bj while i get my face between her legs again.
> and then it hits me, we are having proper really special sex
> not client hooker sex. We have really connected.
> i'm really liking being with this girl, its not just a whore im fucking, and I feel she's really into being with me
> lying on my side she's nearly got me cumming again, I don't wanna 'waste it' on another one of her awesome bj's I wanna blow inside her again
> get her on all fours
> with her face buried in the pillow try spread her knees far apart, get her to push her ass as far into the air as she can
> wanna do her doggy
> hands on her cheeks I watch myself sliding in and out of her
> fuck her as slowly as I can, wanna make this last, gotta do the opposite of our first fuck an hour ago
> she is groaning
> I'm going so slow its painful
> she wants me to go quicker, her ass is pushing right up against me

> surprise her with a hard thrust. It pushes her forward and she let's out a moan
> pick up speed, enough games, let's just fuck
> got a great rhythm going, we are totally in sync
> balls arent full so I can't maintain this for a good 5 minutes
> going so hard now she starts making a sexy high pitched sigh
> sounds like a kid in pain
> looking at her short little body i get a creepy illegal thought
> thats it, that image and her sex noises have done it for me, not gonna last long
> one hand pushes her head face down into the bed I start pounding her again
> put other hand on the base of my dick, I pull right back and watch it twitch as I cum inside her for a 2nd time
> then go balls deep again and collapse on top of her, pushing her flat onto the bed
> we lay there. I nibble and breath into her ear and pump her a few more times
> I'm totally spent, but don't wanna get up, just enjoying still being inside her, my body totally covering this girl, arms wrapped around her so she can't move an inch
> put on the hotel bathrobes and just hang for the next hour, talking, kissing, laughing, massaging, holding each other, fooling around

She says she is actually 20, has been working at the bar for 6 months. She doesnt like whoring but stays there because the money is super good, its a safe place, she has friends there and best of all she doesn't have to fuck the guys. Is trying to be accepted as cabin crew. Tells me im the only guy shes fucked. I don't really believe her but the way she said it makes me think she might be telling the truth. Says when working she always uses condoms, but sometimes if she attracted to a guy she will go skin on skin with them. And she very rarely lets them blow in her mouth 'Only for ones I really like, like you user.' Again it could have been total bs but if so she was a damn good at lying.

know it sounds crazy and you probably won't believe me but there really was something there between us. We had 5 hours together and it was the best sex I've ever had. I felt bad because I was cheating, but I couldn't resist. Yep she's a prostitute, I get that, but she wasn't just letting me fuck her, its like we were making love. There was an amazing connection going on.

And this gorgeous thing was fucking cute and hot at the same time. Holding her down, pounding her and blowing in her cunt while wearing a condom felt a million times better than screwing my gf without a rubber.

spend the next 30 mins messing around
> i go down on her again. She doesnt cum, no matter. Still both enjoy it.
> she sucks on me some more, I can't really get hard. Again doesn't matter
> I finally get enough of a semi to get back inside her. She lets me bareback her. Of course it feels good, but I'm suddenly sad. Not sure why. Maybe just realising she was a real person who I actually liked but was never going to see again
> and our times coming to an end
> still having a slow comfortable screw is a nice way to finish things
> she has her legs wrapped around me and we kiss the entire time
> this is turning into real romantic shit
> pick up speed again, tell he not to worry won't cum inside her

Cont... Last one

All whores are good at lying. The whole point of being a good whore is making the guy believe he's special.

> she's moving with me better than my gf ever has
> and the noises she makes, pure sex
> blow a pretty weak load on her stomach, but the orgasm was great
> shower together again. She soaps me up and washes my hair. I cant keep my mouth off her tits.
> shower over we have to get ready. Say goodbye in a cool way, give ourselves a 5 minute time limit to go crazy on each others junk
> I stay soft, she gets moist
> alarm goes off
> we get dressed.
> I hand her an extra hundred. She looks gobsmacked. I dunno how much she earns but it seems like it was huge amount of money to her.
> We hug and kiss at the door, i dont want to let her go.
> She says 'im really going to miss you, you are not like anybody else I've ever met.'
> I honestly believe her
> hold each other for ages, her face in my chest and I'm smelling her hair
> this is the last time we will hold each other, neither of us wants it to end
> not sure who but one of us finally opens the door
> She walks out
> gives me a real sad look as she waits for the lift
> we smile at each other and she blows me a kiss
>the doors open, I watch her get in the lift and I never see her again.

I ran around the room and got my shit together, then taxi to the airport. Flew home feeling alpha/guilty and sad as fuck. Having dinner on the plane I imagine she's probably thinking of me too. But at the same time she's probably being facefucked by a fat German. Arrive home next morning. Gf didn't wanna screw me, she was pretty upset. Her dad actually died about the same time I was checking in. She and I are married now. My wife still won't let me cum in her mouth. Always blow in her pussy. For that reason we have 3 kids now. Still havent had a proper decent bj since Bangkok.

Finally got it off my chest. Feels good to share it with someone. Thanks for putting up with my story.

I was into girl's shit. Used to clog toilets and drink girls piss back in high school

That was a good story user, and I'm sad for you. But maybe one day, one day...

Good story, user

Totally did mate. Totally did. Would recommend. Still fap to the memory.

This. She sounded so genuine. I think she was messing with me though for extra $$$'s. I dunno could never read chicks.

Thanks man. I love my wife and feel bad for cheating on her. Sucks if I find out she's been fucking a work mate the last 3 years behind my back