Start watching a british series

>start watching a british series
>can't help calling everyone mate

just droppin by to say The Inbetweeners is pure kino

>start watching a british series
>can't help going to the mosque
wtf?

Friend?

>watch british television
>kill my self from boredom

> start watching American series
> can't help shooting people

>watch American show
>gain 130 kilos

>Post on Sup Forums for awhile
>start saying lad and mate
>from texas

>rewatching the sopranos

>nonsensical hand gestures and emotional body language
>ridiculous ball breaking
>OHHHH!
>get paranoid about rats, whoas and finooks
>get depressed

...

>watch American television
>develop ADHD

what do you call each other in texas mate

All this triggered pakifags getting mad at the based USA

>start watching a british series
>It's only 4 episodes and takes them 4 years to make the next season

>start watching an american series
>get shot

>get shot
>get fined
>clap

Now you know how we feel.

i started calling people "senpai" unironically

a bus driver legit almost threw me off his bus

>watch French movies
>get throat slit and ran over by a truck

why though?

You'll greentext irl soon like that Big Brother guy

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DudeNotFunny

>implying you have to be British to know that it's objectively better than ameretard tv

>Unironically call people m8 irl after spending years talking to Australians on Sup Forums

Kek

>kilos

do you have skins m9?

>>Unironically posting on Sup Forums

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>what is satire

driver sounds like a real man's man

...

Lads

:^)

>he still doesn't know what satire is

...

>start watching an american series
>shit my pants in north hants

It's the lowest for of comedy, and ironic shitposting isn't even that.

>literally can't communicate without the aid of poorly drawn meme comics
>STILL doesn't get satire

...

m8 (GB) > lad (GB) > amigo (MEX) > buddy (USA) > pal (USA)

>watching american tv series
>foreskin disappears

...

>proving my point this hard

> watch American series
> can't handle the banter anymore

>posts a retarded brit poorly imitating something from a superior american production

pottery

>start watching a russian series
>tv starts to watch me

He's Australian you absolute mongoloid

literally same shit

>dumb American doesn't know basic geography

Name me an american remake of a British TV program that was better than the original.
Pro tip: ye canny, ya fanny.

>inb4 someone posts the Office

The office

Objectively wrong

What's the difference?

Peep Show

>implying you have to be British to know that Allah is the one true God and Mohammad (pbuh) is his prophet

Still shout bus wankers when I drive past a stop tbqhwyf

They made a yank peep show?