ITT: Characters who the other actors have to pretend are attractive

ITT: Characters who the other actors have to pretend are attractive.

I think she's attractive, I'd give her a good rogering.

she is fuckin hot
i want to lick that pussy

Worst actress I have ever seen in my life. Holy fucking shit, can she actually fucking emote? Is that fucking possible? Or does she just have that dull, uninterested look permanently plastered on her fucking face?

But that's literally every character in this trash show.

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I was immersed in this film until this rat face popped up. Took me right out of it and the rest of the movie just didn't feel as real anymore.

She looks like a man. And who the fuck would ever want to date a girl taller then them?

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This

Chris from the Sopranos. Supposed to look like a male model.

Agreed

she used to look real good but then she got old

He wasn't bad looking tho

To all white men, all Asian women are 10/10s

no

Nigga what? He wasn't supposed to be attractive.

Then again, he's actually not bad when compared to other mobsters.

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U gay son

The blonde in WKRP in Cincinnati.

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>Nigga

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I'm 6'3 and fucking a girl who's taller than me is my ultimate dream

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you may actually be gay

this ugly bitch looks like alternate universe macauley culkin who got addicted to estrogen pills intead of hard drugs.

they had to have foggy intentionally describe her as beautiful because honestly i had no idea she was even going to be a love interest with how androgynous and ugly she looks.

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Mary

what the fuck are you talking about

>3 men trying to get her

>wasn't supposed to be attractive

doing something about that unibrow would have helped

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This x1000

>"And you arrre beautifullll"

That's when I realized Joker was crazy.

>"Well... hello there beautiful"
>yfw his name is "The Joker"

Joker always has top level bantz

I'd let that chubby thing ride me

she's so fucking repulsive

This deserves a (You).

This, definitely

I would get on my knees and give her oral in a second

Woman detected.

Lolno

It is cringe as all shit to use that word.

Sup fellow 6'3" bro. My dream is a tiny pixie girl I can pick up and fuck on my feet. So far all the women I've banged have been about average lady height or barely on the short side, shit sucks. Good luck on your quest!

Virginity: the thread

She isn't a fraction as hot as she was in The Mask.

Probably the most accurate representation in this thread.

That cara delevinge whore

Step your game up senpai
Also, anyone got sauce on this?

Projection: the post

Haha you'll love that movie where she plays a sex crazed secretary. She thinks she's finally going to fuck her boss but he bends her over and wanks behind her. Kinda hot tbqhwy

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>nobody posted this yet

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>somebody posted this already

>almost pretty
>>>>>almost
It's right there faggot

>not reading the thread

THERE GOES QUADINAROS POWER COUPLINGS

w-what did she mean by this

work out more you weak bitch

nah Laurels attractive

>good-looking, almost pretty

It's right there, you fucking retard. How the fuck does that translate to your brain as "not attractive"?

didn't tony say adriana was way too good for him and he was average

I love her face. I have a foot fetish though.

Nah man, I think she's hot

That was the joke. He was meant to be attractive and the actor cast clearly wasn't.

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neck yourself

just kidding, I actually think she's cute as fuck

Nope. Go outside every once in a while. Even below average women can and do manipulate horny men/have men fall for them, especially if they carry themselves the right way.

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Kill yourself after deleting this.

Yes. But moreso Jullian Moore.

She looks built for raw anal sex there though.

>inb4 "imagine being ahnold..."

She looked trashy hot in that one photo with Amy Schumer.

>And who the fuck would ever want to date a girl taller then them?
Quietly raises hand.

>honestly i had no idea she was even going to be a love interest with how androgynous and ugly she looks.
Nigga, you gay.

didnt you see her at the bar?

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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

nigga u gay

She's my neckfu

she's set to play a porn star in a new HBO series The Deuce

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so she looks like a female version of an already effeminate man? she looks fine, literally all you need to do to have men be attracted to you is be female and above a 5/10

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Yeah it seems like the average woman thinks the average man is unattractive, but when looking at women my own age, and if they aren't obese, most of them are at least mildly attractive to me.

Dude that's some 10/10 purebred germanic blonde right there. Not some texas blonde trailer trash

>Laverne Cox goes on a talk show
>Gets called stunning and beautiful.

DELET THIS

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DAMN TV MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?

how about the opposite? I mean she's not hugely attractive but the running joke in 30 rock was that she's fat

yeah that's biology. men want to fuck everything within reason that will let them, women need to be more discerning

Fuck your trips.