Hey guys how do you like my new watch?

Hey guys how do you like my new watch?

if it wasnt bad enough that your fucking obese, your nails look like utter shit

;_;

aren't your knuckles supposed to protrude?

Cool meat thermometer

Wow, never seen!! Cool clock oinker.

WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR THUMB

the watch is nice, but who knew a pig could get on to the internet.

i got cut off in a fishing accident

got hungry, ate it

Pigs trotters!

AHAHHAHA

Had to cut it off to get the watch on
Worth it tho

Bait harder faget

haha joke is on you fuckers, its not a watch, its a 42'' flat screen TV

Kek

Oh I get it haha you have obvious huge fat arms, but you are trying to draw attention to the watch, but in reality it's to get a reaction to your arms haha 11/10 had a good laugh.

it's getting better...
what else happened to you sweetie?

kek, how?

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Like, there is no wrist or hand...goes from forearm to fingers

Omg its knuckles, now with a whole hand view. Good lord how are you still alive with all that chub?

Haha

my first thought

Is it a man or a woman....that is the question.

it looks nice.

Thanks desu

I always see that shelf in the background as a dialysis machine, I wonder why.

its so fat its a new gender

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i like it very much!

Next level pose now?