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ah yes the wooden katana

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r8

We surveyed the French of Sup Forums about the elections.

Here are the results.

Might quit drinking.

hidden
malice
dread

When i was in the 3rd grade, i thought that i was gay cause i could draw

you gon die

Reminder if you hate soros and the rothschilds then you should also hate trump, murdoch, the royals etc.

>arm suicide scum

Well, at least they shall be more effective.

>Benoît Hamon

boooo

>buy a special fluoride-free SLS-free (looking after the fabled pineal gland and ol' endocrine-system) toothpaste
>£4.50 from holland and barrats
>£2 online
hm

I ran out now and need some toothpaste immediately so i'm going to holand and barrats but definitely pre-ordering before hand

Tim Farron just said he's a Christian so he doesn't judge anybody

Absolutely screeching. It's like he's never actually read the bible

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more like meme Le pen. Fuck off fascists

Turns out you're gay because you suck dick

alri tim lad

i thought french people were strongly left wing

just confirmed fresh new gimmick:
> le fish >

hate the lot

>meme Le pen

>ahh why yes, as a brit I care deeply about the election to determine whom is to the hold office of President of the French Republic

jesus says let he cast the first stone + dont take the woodchip out of ur bros eye when u got a plank in your own.

>sorg
swedish word for sadness

>leave

>suicide

When are you lads off to church?

Jesus was a radical centrist

>ywn wake up in 2002 in your Covent Garden 2 bed flat next to your gf and go to your all white ultra-modern kitchen to make a coffee
>ywn give her a coffee and kiss her forehead as you leave for your morning run
>ywn pick up pastries on the way home for her and eat breakfast on the balcony
>ywn have a day walking around sunny london hand in hand with her before returning home to catch Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkinton on XFM for some outrageous tunes and banter

I'm at church right now.

Unironically hold French citizenship

Voting for melenchon

got a dilemma lads

>dont shave the bollocks - hairs become itchy as they sort of get compressed and start irritating the ballsack
>shave the bollocks - skin gets a bit raw and sensitive and itchy from shaving

i usually opt for the latter, but its like i can't win

*eats dinner intently*

Running low on it myself.

I have a pack of £3.53 Aloedent in my Amazon basket ready to be ordered. Which one is £2?

I think they use wooden ones for training with, but I can be wrong as I'm no expert on jap. weapons.
Were there protests for a Soros–funded university or n.g.o. (and against Orbán's clamp–down) happening in the last fortnight or summat? I might miss it in the news if they occurred.

this is why I vote Le Pen
dual citizenship is a mistake

hairy wogs out

I suppose what I meant is that it isn't purely a hobby. It's hobby-ish. I've seen the term "pass-time" thrown around.

This is all I need, really. All that other stuff is just handy. Leather cases, numerous types of tobacco, wind caps. All it really is is loading some tobacco into a chamber and lighting it.

good lad

raining here

pretty miserable

next three

present
passion
slam

God decimated his enemies and states clearly in the bible how much he detests them. Jesus came and stated clearly he came to destroy the Jewish church

Kingfisher

>fed the poor

Was leftie as fuck

No tv, computer or Xbox

Fuck off

runtoid

moisturize your marbles

1944 - Germany are nazis, France hate nazis
2017 - France are nazis, Germany hate nazis
doing a think

I literally can't shave my ballbag, I don't understand how people do it when it's all saggy like that

just trim it with a pair of scissors

Feeding the poor is as far right as you can get.

the old testament is only for context, its not to be followed/believed.

when's the first round of french presidential elections?

Guys

It's 4:40AM here, and I got to have sex with this hot Scottish chick all because we both knew Spanish and love animals.

Just wanted to say thanks lads we made it.

hope macron wins

the fuck
thats retarded. Should be like Ireland where only Irish citizens with residency in Ireland can vote

Hope le pen and wilders win

Not sure if it's SLS free, dunno what that is, but Aloedent is about a quid cheaper.

FOY

britain's even dumber, commonwealth citizens living in britain can vote in their elections

wish a terrorist would blow himself up at a labour conference

>politics isn't international

hope the EU collapses and that cunt gets deported from germany

slanteyes and his gremlin wife didn't deserve to win

was unironically playing with my wooden sword 1 minute ago

shall be forwarding this post onto gchq haha

rorkesheed

Teleports behind you... nothing personal kid.

I always vote for the most left wing party or candidate at elections

so they can do what exactly?

>thailad

>big arms

>"make me feel safe"

I always vote for the most right wing party or candidate at elections

runts, the pair of you

>I always vote for the most left wing party or candidate at elections

I mean euthymol is also fluoride free and fairly cheap, but its got that SLS-la. i hope you're washing up with ecover as well m8

the first defense against the elite, is identifying the poisons they supply to you.

Thanks user. It's thanks to Sup Forums that my stupid American self knows something.
>mfw we talked about how disappointed we were with the referundum when really I was shitposting loudly after results.

>I always vote for the most right wing party or candidate at elections

German guilt from losing two consecutive World Wars won't allow that to happen though. If the E.U. collapses, it will be against all its greatest efforts to hold it in place.

>replying to a 2 hour old post

fuck off

>I always vote

coward

boneless banquet

*calls out from outside the room*

it was a hologram

*walks through the door*

well well well what do we have here if it ain't ol' boris

*drops bat and takes up bokken with two hands*

prepare yourself to die

doing it wrong

Voting myself

started adding fajita spice to chips. works really well

just voted melenchon lads

crush
fool
meme

Picture of Mark ruins the joke tbqh, too blunt

the gf
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*does a vote*

wowza; politics, am I right?

gormless normies need everything spelled out for them though

nonces on /fr/ are rorkes

First thing I think about when a terrorist attack happens is what can we do to make these people feel more included in society

UKIP have no money, lack of EU funding will finish them off

wonder what it smells like

Can I vote for the artic monkeys?

10 Australian dollar if you dare to put your dick

Just found my BF with another girl.
I'm proper pissed.

>centrists

don't understand why varg always says that all political parties are going to lead europe to ruin

he won't be happy until hitler comes back

*retweets*

“I confronted a Muslim women yesterday in Croydon. I asked her to explain Brussels. She said “Nothing to do with me”. A mealy mouthed reply.”