Can we get a webm thread going?

Can we get a webm thread going?

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>why were they aiming at each other's guns

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Besides him eating like a retard, is there anything wrong with that? It actually looks well made.

eggs are raw (see: )

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iCucks btfo

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10/10

>biel will never back up into your dick like that

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>Jagarna

Neat

you retard, that's a style of egg. They're cooked enough to kill bacteria, and are safe to eat.

jej

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>puts away paring knife
>takes out machete

kek

sure thing, jack

enjoy your semen slurping eggs

worst meme ever

i still dont get why he didnt take over the world or make another planet habitable for human. stupid writers cucked him hard.

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>uses precut sandwich ham
>Lumpy hollandaise
>translucent eggs
>defending ANYTHING Jack "cooks" ever
>"well made"

I'm sure that hot dog you boiled tonight was divine

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> Want to get the Joule to cook Sous Vide
> Jack is literally the only video review from the pr-release

I couldn't fucking believe it when I went on his youtube channel and realized he wasn't a troll.

WHY IS ARTHUR WEARING ITALIAN ARMOUR?

is that gaben?

What the FUCK is that?

Good christ, how is Ric Flair STILL not dead?

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Guy needs to get it together.

what movie is this from senpai

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Because that's not Arthur.

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There's soft boiled eggs and then there's jacks slightly warmed eggs.

If you can't tell the difference you're genuinely retarded

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Yea. Apparently hes invested into ChefSteps, which are the people making the Joule.

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>it didn't end with him losing a hand
I am disappoint.

UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE LEFT THEIR BASE STAR UNDEFENDED AND OPEN FOR ATTACK

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filename friend

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species was such a silly movie

I would've loved to be in the writers room for this nugget of goodness.

Remember when movies were allowed to do stuff like this and people didn't get triggered?

>social media was a mistake

>let's remake 300
>let's take out the unique color palette and visual style
>let's try to ape snyder without actually understanding why his technique worked so well in that movie
>let's make no attempt to write a decent screenplay or even copy the narrative framing device of the first movie that makes it feel like a legend
>let's make every fight scene on a boat
>let's film more scenes on a boat
>let's cast a bunch of nobodies and eva green

first movie i've walked out of in over a decade

if you can't at least make an entertaining sequel when you have a pulp classic and eva green's bare tits, something is fucking wrong

>eva green
fuckin a she is a hack

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I'd like to hack her pussy if you know what I mean :3

If you don't why, you're retarded.

Question is, was it worth making a horribly shitty 5 years to late cash grab, just it to see Eve Greens amazing breasts one more time?

>that was a Bengal Tiger, the last of its kind!
>Thank goodness I'm more of a dog person

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History of Violence.

The fuck is this garbage?

Fucking lol

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Probably Species 2, but it could be 3.

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is this kino?

What is this?

Idle Hands

i thought webms with sound would automatically be muted
i have to make another one again?
whats the quickest way to make webms
don't want to use ffmpeg commands anymore

Sweden yes.

I use Adobe Premiere Pro with a webm plugin so I can do edit if I want.

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So are the olympic games just G-Rated porn for the politicians?

come on senpai, where's the kino?

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>mfw he actually did that

the mad man

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