/heem/

no news boys no fights fuck u goofgooby bless

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Schaub is God. 25 seconds until the timer runs out so I'm not going to be first with the message. FML.

Moooooddddddssssss

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You did it!

schooby bless

"This past year a routine brain scan showed up evidence of an abnormality, the remnant of a small haemorrhage that had taken place at some point in the months previous. It would be unlikely I would be medically cleared to compete again, even in the event I could find a doctor who would clear me it would be very unwise for me to continue to compete with the risks involved.

"My career has ended prematurely but I’m very grateful for my long list of achievements, I am and will always be ‘Ais the first’ for so many things, my legacy set in stone in the history of Irish mixed martial arts. I am the countries first ever world champion, the first and only female to ever do it. I have and always will give back to the sport which has given me so much.

What's the significance of this clip?

First Paddy and now her. What's going on in Ireland?

she's hitting herself

Could you take a punch from Joanna?

*portions dip*

*portions dip so you get a bit less*

Portionweight champ

lol the basketball players "who the fuck is that guy"

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Previous thread: News:

>Jarred Brooks replaces Neil Seery to fight Ian McCall
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>Bunda Queen retires
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/826150152067022848

>Bisping's knee
mmamania.com/2017/1/30/14441098/pic-michael-bisping-posts-swollen-grotesque-leg-following-knee-surgery-ufc

"Who is that ugly man with a ponytail"

Dudley is 6'7 making over 10 million a year. Joanna needs to fuck the fuck off. This women in sports meme is awful.

thanks spergy

leah remini needs dat O-N-N-I-T rogan gorrilla dick

>are you staring at my sex nails

Anyone else have the urge to bang Leah Remini in the booty?

post a picture of your thumb

spergy lol best one

>Bunda Queen retires
what?

Rogancast has been live for an hour and none of you fags said anything? Cmon man, I depend on /heem/ to alert me of these things.

mother of god, too much ass

the secret to going clear is you put it in her ass

unironically thank you for not starting a second thread this time

it's called an ARSE you fucking leaf

lol I wonder why he didn't?

whatever it was we need to do it every time

true, asses are nice, arses are nasty flat abominations

actually kek'd out loud

do you actually use the word arse

>Only I can make /heem/ threads

Derek Lewis is such a nignog

This rogancast is boring. Doesnt she know the rogancast is for talking about animals and nature and DMT?

>do you actually use the word arse
do you know any Canadians that say that?

well I'm gonna start

>female supports the religion that treats women worse than cattle

lol this is brilliant

you have to have a disgusted tone when you use it

>are you a slapper

Calm the fuck down you thirsty hoe. Joe is happily married.

I know she should stand up and spread her cheeks for the camera Gavin McInnis style

don't pretend to be me ya fookin goof

SPICY

joe's balls are definitely sweating

Didnt Elliott say he was moving to 135?

Leah is legit flirting with Joe

>flyweights

lmao

This bitch is crazy. Probably amazing in the sack

thought so too, maybe they are both going up to 135?

>being this much of a casual

If we get sent to /asp/ I'll start spamming scat on Sup Forums honestly, will anyone else join?

Leah wants to 420 blaze it and get freaky

When I eat edibles I think of all the shitty choices I've made in life and all the times I've wronged someone and I feel self-loathing.

i'm getting a real swinger vibe

YOU FROM EYELAND OR IZREYAL OR SOME YOU AINT FROM CANADA

F

yeah I bet that's because of the weed and not because you're a shitty person or anything right bud

>wmma = wgaf.webm

gooby bless

Switch to water.

gooby

Fuck off Adan

gooby

>there are people in this thread right now that think Floyd will beat King Conor

Floyd is a runner, Conor is a hunter. Only a matter of time until he connects with that left hand shot and puts that pussy to sleep.

whos this chick

ultra heavy

Just like the one time Conor put Nate to sleep, oh wai...

it makes me happy to think about you scrounging around on the internet for more adan stuff lol

like legitimately makes me smug rashad

when I type makes you do dumb stuff. that is awesome

Lol, he's going to be spamming reports to mods

I understand why Leah is so thirsty lads

inquisitr.com/2540159/leah-remini-calls-husband-angelo-pagan-a-serial-cheater-says-mother-was-a-promiscuous-drug-user/

DELET

*portions dip*

Call Kelsey's and report Adan has been contaminating food with pubic hair

This is Jessica Andrade's wife. She took Jessica's last name. They even have a son together.

lmao that godamn scoundrel

He already admitted to spitting in food. I have it screencapped but I havent done anything with it yet.

Wow

*dips a nacho in the dip that was portioned for you and eats it and then serves you the lessened portion of dip at full price*

Post your face when Adan got the lamest job of all

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All brazilian wmma's are lesbos desu

*portions you dip that is too hot*

how do you find this stuff

he spends time scrounging around lmao it's unreal

google

seems like he's around many muslims, someone call his peers and tell them Adan said mohammed is a pigfucker pedophile

You guys see the odds for TJ vs Cody?

TJ -130
Cody Even

Isn't Adan in jail for a shooting?

Also how many areers has Kavanugh ruined now?
>Aisling-Brain damage under his training
>Paddy got AIDS from him
>Telling Gunnar to go to the ground with Maia
>also given Gunnar numerous injuries taking years off his career
>Conor is about to go full JUST and you know this

Only good fighter right now is Artem.

WTF I hate Bart Simpson now!

*quietly portions a bit of dip for himself when no one is looking*

>>Telling Gunnar to go to the ground with Maia
I refuse to believe that Kavy told Gunni to do this. Gunni did this on his own

Kek I even found at what kelsey restaurant he works at exactly lmao

so did i. all these businesses are near each other.

Bader just announced he resigned with the UFC. He said Bellator didn't want anything to do with him. Same with WSOF,Titan,and even RFA/Legacy.Feels bad.

RUH ROH RAGGY

/heem/ meetup at Kelseys? everyone book your flights. Don't order the dip though

no no no, order the dip, it's good

>>Conor is about to go full JUST and you know this

Bader = WGAF. seriously he's reaching Jared Rosholt levels of entertainment cancer

Its amazing how easily you can track someone these days with just little information as given in the pic where he portions the dips

Have you also tracked his house?

Some day I will come, I was already planning to immigrate to canada(not even kidding)

You think I could find a job in ottawa?

wow that is the definition of JUST

are you a hard worker

brendan schaub