Would you rather be a vampire or a viking, Sup Forums?
Would you rather be a vampire or a viking, Sup Forums?
Eli Jenkins
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Nicholas Long
Fuck both. Be actual Norse and not gay fake stereotypes of either.
Christian Anderson
Already white, blonde hair and raped 2 girls on my way to a pokemon raid last weekend.
I chose vampire, bcz i hate life.
Jordan Martin
>viking
vampires are faggy
Brody Davis
>vampires are faggy
Only if they fucking sparkle. And you are suppose to avlid the sun 4 real
Ethan Taylor
>vampires are faggy
How is this faggy?
Ok. I see it now but he still is badass, and fucks SMG till a house break down.
When did i viking do that? Uhm,
Blake Young
vampires used to be cool, but now all i associate vampires with, is girly-looking millenials that rather suck cock than than blood
Joseph King
Vampires are due for an edgy comeback to make them less faggy.
You see guys who want to be Vikings so bad all the time it's kind of embarassing. How many people do you see in formal but stylish outfits who radiate that certain kind of mystery?
Jonathan Thompson
didn't say i like vikings. i said i'd prefer being a viking over a faggy vampire
Asher Sullivan
Vampires. Obviously. It sucked to be a goddamn viking, and anyone who says they'd rather be some asshole stuck on a boat in an age where medicine doesn't exist over an immortal ever young superhuman near deity because "eeehhh but edward cullen sucks dicks" is a goddamn moron.
Robert Johnson
Always choose vampire
Oliver Rogers
i'd rather be a mortal asshole than a immortal faggot...
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Anthony Reed
You know male companionship was common around norsefolk. Thats how you weed out bad seed.
Ever seen a second generation gaybaby? Nope, they go i to the bumm.
However, a vampire can chose an adult form to spawn its kin.
Creating a bond among immortals, stronger then any hammer of thor.
Aaron Walker
>creating a bond among immortals
>translation: male-on-male-bum-party
i rather die of old age & cease to exist
Carson Martin
Vampire.
>eternal life and youth
>inhuman durability
>superhuman powers
>no need for food, water, or sleep, just a bit of blood every once in a while
>according to Stoker's Dracula, can still resist the sun
Why would I choose being a dirt-poor raider from a cold land over that?
Dylan Taylor
Viking SKÅÅÅLLLL TILL MINA SVENSKA BRÖDER
Camden Turner
...
Xavier Fisher
because than you're not a faggot that has to live forever as one.
Austin Gray
>viking
>horned helmet
pick one
Andrew Nguyen
then
Caleb Ward
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>i rather die of old age & cease to exist
I chose vampire!
and when you are an old fart with erectile dysfunction and regrets.
I'll stump off your legs, and turn you vampire And keep you chained up, mutilated in your own filth stuck in a coffin.
Untill one day i'll die by the hands of the vampire slayer, feeling her hard wooden pole peirce me from behind.
As i slowley explode i to dust covering her tight top and firm grip of the wooden pole.
Im finally dead, defetead or cured of my curse.
But what lye before me if not the unknown.
>God... is that you?
A deep firm voice echos from the edge of the light.
As darkness brighten, the voice become clearer.
.
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>My names jeff
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