What are you doing Kevin?

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When is Kevin Smith not crying?
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Holy shit he really is having a midlife crisis this time.

Why are they crying

You just KNOW smith got some action that night, the dog hehe

because their movie is awful

RLM actually made him cry, unbelievable

Because when he was asked who is the favourite actor/actress he has worked with over the years he chose his daughter.

i really wanna punch him in the mouth

Dude is at gauging talent. But he spawned a hot daughter so all is forgiven.

Why is he always fucking crying

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>Her name is Harley Quinn
ugh at least pick a classier character

he keeps warm sliced onions under his man-udders

JUST.

>sympathizing with rich people
no

That's fucking gay. Everyone knows Rosario Dawson is a dream to work with.

>name your daughter after a character primarily known for being a slut
>write a movie specifically for your daughter to star in
>call it "yoga hosers"

I don't get it.

cause his dick isn't getting p0wned anymore

Gay.

She really is.I was an extra on a movie she was doing and she came over once and ate with us and stuff. Really down to Earth, funny girl.

They're pregnant!

tell us more

christ this cunt is such a faggot.

Nothing to tell really. She acts almost just like she did in Clerks II. She has that amazing laugh and laughs often. She seemed really cool but all I did was eat lunch with her once for 30 minutes. Me and about 4 other people. She's jaw dropping levels of hot in person, too. What a fucking catch that girl would be.

I used to like this guy when the only exposure he had was those stand up college shows on dvd

that is so beautiful
im legit tearing up just reading this

Why is NOBODY, not even this board, discussing the plain and simple fact that this man is attracted to his biological daughter?

Anyone else hope this fat fuck dies soon?

Kevin Smith is the perfect example of why potheads are insufferable shits. Sad thing is he actually was pretty great pre weed

Why are you claiming that he's a pot junkie? Is it true, is there evidence?

If he really is a drug abuser then my opinion of him just dropped to zero.

Listen to literally any interview or podcast he's done since Zack and Miri. Dude weed lmao man himself, Seth Rogan introduced him to it. He smokes 24/7.

Came in to post this, legitimately the funniest fucking thing I've ever read

Try saying this out loud with a straight face. I've cracked up at least fifteen times.

You're right

pre weed
>Clerks
>Mallrats
>Chasing Amy
>Dogma

post weed
>Cop Out
>Tusk
>Yoga Hosers

i like fatman on batman because there aren't many long interviews with comic book artists/writers but i really don't like kevin smith

What's wrong with him? Why is he like this? Did he grow up without a father figure? Does he suffer from low testosterone? This has to be some sort of medical condition.

That casting couch mustve been something special

He was definitely smoking weed long before Rogan. Have you ever seen Clerks?

>all these people hating on Kevin Smith
>i legit have no idea why

This is facebook level shit

>pOwns

oh my fucking god

It's not hearsay that Rogan introduced him to weed. It's straight from Kevin's mouth.

Depends, will it affect TESD?

Then you are retarded.

Holy shit

Just get the sex change already, you fat faggot.

Or maybe you guys are just Sup Forums tier autists

You must learn to read eventually.

>Sup Forums tier
What board are you posting on right now? :^)

>man makes movies that some like some dont
>makes a terrible movie with his daughter, a passion project
>Sup Forums gets butthurt because hes happier and more content than 95% of the users will ever be

Is that about it user?

>pOwns

Jesus criss crossing christ

see

>everybody who dislikes someone is just jealous of them
This is what retarded fanboys actually believe.

>My daughter is an amazing actor!
>Has only starred in movies he has made himself

He's the dad who buys their kid a first place trophy.

I TOO HATE THAT SOMEONE IS COMFORTABLE IN THEIR LIFE BECSSUSE IMMMA KILL MYSELF

I remember watching "An Evening With Kevin SMith" back in high school and thinking that Kevin seemed like a cool guy to hang around with. Why did he turn into such a blubbering faggot?

im shaking right now

>Kevin Smith on Paul Thomas Anderson (specifically, Magnolia):
>“I’ll never watch it again, but I will keep it. I’ll keep it right on my desk, as a constant reminder that a bloated sense of self-importance is the most unattractive quality in a person or their work.”

Was he right?

never seen this film
but i'd wager it's easy to perceive self-importance in a medium that intellectually flabbergasts you

I'd honestly much rather hang out with Jason Mewes than Kevin.
He's literally just Jay. He doesn't even act for that role.

I'd like to hang out with pre-rehab Jason Mewes.

Wtf have you been living on the moon for 20 years? Or are you underage?

>brown

Does he mean her asshole?

fuck off kid

Harley thread?

>It's a nother"Sup Forums Obsesses Over Something Kevin Smith Did Again" episode

Nobody here gives two shits when some random parent and his/her kid have a moment together on camera. What is with this fascination with the guy? Pretty sure it's the same person starting every Kev Smith thread, too.

the fuck

And it's Kevin Smith.

too much weed and a breakdown after zack and miri. He didnt used to be crazy

I'd say having a hideously bloated body like Kevin Smith is a far more unattractive quality, but what do I know, I never directed masterpieces like Jersey Girl or Zack and Miri Make a Porno. I'm sure PTA cries himself to sleep over a condemnation from the obese hockey man every night

>hot
>the living image of new jersey

I have on more than one occasion wondered where Kevin Smith's career might be if Seth Rogen had never introduced him to weed. It certainly couldn't be any worse and I might still be listening to Smodcast.

Please!

Nah man. There was a movie he was coming out with that tied in to tusk. He needs to do that shit first.

I feel happy for this guy. He was the fat, weird nerdy loser growing up. But he achieved his dream of being a filmmaker and got a waifu and family along with a modicum of success and notierety.

lol, he tolerates women
jesus christ how pathetic

how is Harley is a slut? the only person besides Joker she's ever paired with is Pam

also, her original costume covers up her entire body excepted her masked face which is pancaked with ghoulish white makeup, the only thing overtly sexual about her look is the red lipstick

if I were his wife I would divorce his fat ass for this tweet alone

>taint
WTF is he doing to that poor woman's taint!?

>drug abuser
>weed

chill

Magnolia wasn't that bad, it had some pretty kino moments and the raining frogs scene was GOAT

Fuck u nigger

Kevin obviously had smoked before but Rogan made him a pothead

holy fuck did he actually say this? God smith is a retard.

>how is Harley is a slut?
I guess that dude was talking about the Mad Love comic done by Timm and Dini, that shows she got her degree by doing sexual favors to her professors