>A little boy who was born with eight limbs has been hailed as the reincarnation of an Indian God, sparking crowds of people rallying to see him.
>The village in West Bengal has become overrun with thousands of worshippers to see the child, who was born with four arms and four legs. His condition is believed to be caused by the baby’s twin being joined to him in the womb.
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Well India, are you going to drape your new god in gilt and myrrh and worship a being that is clearly superior?
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>tfw republicans wouldnt abort him
The final avatar of Vishnu has been born.
This is what happens when your country chugs fecal matter all day.
Gods are now being born.
PRAISE KEK
DESIGNATED
one would think a god would place his limbs better. Oh, man I feel bad for the kid.
spartans got it right, but with modern technology we dont have to wait until they get born.
You don't abort a being that is clearly a god, do you want divine punishment? Because this is how you get divine punishment!
>Many were crying and praying – suggested he was the Hindu God Brahma.
Though one can hope it is and they are going to destroy this world finally.
Come on man, listening to Indians they are going to be a superpower in the next 10 to 20 years!
Seven anuses.
Maybe more.
Now we wait for Lord Kek to be born into the world and all shall come to an end!
MODS MODS MODS
even with 4 hands it wont wipe his bum
7 designated streets for 7 god like anuses!
If chugging shit gives them superpowers then maybe, but I don't think they're going to become A superpower.
You have it wrong Ameribro, it is:
>GODS GODS GODS
Hope it's female because 9 pussies.
>worship toilets
>worship disfigured freaks
Classic India.
D-does it have two cocks as well?
this happens every fucking day you retard
He will be the greatest octowending swordsman in history. Our land is producing future superheroes, what is yours doing Straya?
>Seven anuses
rapey-fun-time on the bus.
We may have to let some of these octoweilding swordsmans in so they can combat our Emu problem, they are starting to form their own empire in the outback!
This kid could totally slay 5 pussies at once
I was actually born as the incarnation of Ganesha but the elephant trunk is growing from a different location
I can tell you one thing they're not doing. Shitting up the place in a literal fashion and drinking diareah cocktails.
fucking english teacher
Likely story Japan, I've seen your porn and this is highly unlikely.
Why is India so fucked up?
A lot of the disabled children in this country are Indian, a lot of our NHS spending goes to sick Indian women.. Do they just have inferior genes?
Yet they still won't be able to keep up with an Australian shitposter.
PRAISE KEK
Wasnt there some bullshit movie 7 sons?
Oh crap we just discovered the mega-evolution of Machamp
Checked
This is some Shin Megami Tensei demon fusion shit
>Error: fusion accident
Mfw goro is born.
It's only a matter of time until earths fate is decided in a tournament brought upon by outworld in an effort by Shang Stung to take control over humanity and life as we know it
test your might.
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Jesus India, what the fuck
Jesus Christ, get some functioning toilets and maybe India will be clean enough not to spawn fucking mutants.
The shit they constantly wallow in has infested their bodies
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just google indian mutant babies
its all the shit and industrial waste in the water
How many anuses does he have?
We're reaching our kids how to use a toilet, can you say the same India?
POO IN IT
I see the DOW chemical spill side effects are still alive and well.
Im honestly appalled that you would user.
4 legged wariors will storm the battlefields they will be faster 4 handed warriors will use 4 guns they will be deadlier. ALL HAIL INDIA THEY WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG THEY WILL BE SUPERPOWER BY 2030
Christ dude, that poor kid is going to have a fucked up life.
So now the baby has 8 limbs, and its mother has 2 vaginas.
EUTHANASIA should be legal for such creatures
Do you actually think that he will live more than a year?
>God
>won't be able to even live more than a minute without medical equipment
>Do they just have inferior genes?
>Euthanasia
>Asia
Yup.
Jesus fucking christ that's supposed to be two kids.
Where's the head and brain of the second?
Holy fuck.
No, nuclear power plants and improper treatment of waste chemicals are doing a number on rural Indians genetic code, which would normally be fine.
On one hand, it's quickening evolution, because EVENTUALLY a positive trait will arise, but on the other it produces hundreds of poor bastards like these.
>he can poo in the loo and shit in the street at the same time
the shatterer of worlds
And thus, Undua's rise to superpower was greatly accelerated.
>little india
this happens every day why are they shocked and thinking its a god
Legit question:
Is this because of pollution and stuff or because Indians have fucked up genetics going way back?
I ask because all their gods seem to have like 8 arms and weird heads and shit and maybe that's a reperesentation of deformities like this
This
Toxic untreated waste from factories is released into water bodies like rivers and lakes as it is, without filtering or purifying.
Ganges in some parts is literally "dead" meaning no living thing survives in them, no algae, no fishes, no bacteria even, that's just how toxic those parts are.
There are poor children born with deformities every day. They don't live long either
Specifically the number of arms and legs that is doing it, not just an abnormality of limbs to begin with.
>implying we don't execute people for shitting on the streets
>implying curry niggers are some sort of evolved human
Unfunny post
Try hard
shut up with this greenpeace tier bullshit
they are born like this because of the inbreeding. if you keep fucking your cousins all the time eventually youre going to end up with a multi limb abomination
>they don't live long either
Good, no one wants to live a life like that - and your population is already out of control.
well its happening alright:
on Sup Forums we are manifesting an egyptian god through the internet
in murrica we are about to get ruled by the living breathing incarnation of Sup Forums
in india, they are literally birthing actual indian gods, with natural disasters and literal shitstorms abound.
Ya'll better batten down the hatches, its officially the end of man and the return of the age of gods, also known as the age of memes.
fucking aleister crowley predicted this shit, we age of horus now.
But you already have DESIGNATED EUTHANIZING HOGS
>horrendous mongoloid monstrosity
>"god-baby"
D E S I G N A T E D
You forgot the superbugs that India's also growing in their rivers from their pharmaceutical factories, creating drug-resistant diseases for the rest of the world to enjoy.
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>Oboonga's choice for the bulwark against China
The effects of pollution, contaminated water and shitting in the street.
or you know, the supercreatures growing in your lots backyard, or the stupid shit growing in south america/africa, like new strains of Ebola and the Zika Virus.
What supercreatures growing in our backyard?
>India superpower by 2030 - supercreatures?
Now we must sacrifice psykers to him
>India being obsessed about 8 limbed people
>India worshipping mutants
Also, those aren't even cool 8 limbs. I bet the baby won't be able to control them
What do you expect, all their "Gods" are deformed and not even human.
>Ebola and the Zika Virus
buying into that age old media hype
stupid like like your fucking emus that apparently don't give a shit about being shot.
or god damn dropbears.
You forgot inbreeding
user its already enough in the other shit, we are already age of memes, i'm just saying its the preclude to the grand stage user, we are in for some serious god damn insanity in the future at the rate we are going.
I'm a Kiwi not an Aussie we don't have emus.
of course it won't. the human brain is wired for 4 limbs, not 8. the excess limbs will just hang there and maybe twitch a bit.
On one hand Kek only has 4 limbs.
On the other hand that child literally has repeating digits.
They've been fucking their cousins for hundreds of generations
something wrong with the pharmaceutical industry perhaps.
the good old cane does it's job very well. corporal punishment is not that bad after all.
who cares about zika.. it may even be good to promote using condoms. superbugs can't be shot.
nicely done straya
checked
checked.
Do you think there's a second pussy between the other legs?
pretty soon there will be indian-octopus type people ruling over all of us. They will be able to operate 8 telephones at once with their multiple limbs.
+99 RES
>something wrong with the pharmaceutical industry
the whole country is literally a shitting street.
Is that baby ass backwards?
Tonight in a dream discuss this with kali.
>implying the world hasnt already gone batshit insane
any more insanity now will be a good thing, it will finally flip the sinking ship on its side and shake things up enough for real change, and a chance to begin again. bring on the superviruses, mutants, and anything else hell can throw at us. fire cleanses all, and we will come out the other side purified and renewed.
Vegetarianism.
I assume.
I've never met an unhealtgy Sikh.
I've never met a hindu who wasn't fucking anemic with a shit tier bodyfat ratio.
We have lots of Indians here and they are easily the second most unhealthy people I've met after Aboriginals.
Unless it's genetic the only thing that springs to mind is vegetarianism. Especially since Pakis and Bangas don't seem anywhere near as sickly.
Do you seriously not understand how radioactive chemicals can change the genetic code? And how mutations can (rarely) be good?
The Nepalese are the elite sub-continent sub-humans