Civ Thread
Dubs decides what the fuck people do, no destruction of the world or asking too many things.
Only the first dubs per turn take effect.
The first stirrings of humanity began not long ago, these 6 humans take their first steps on their island home; guide them to their goals people.
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 0
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 2
Negroid wimens take control and kill males before becoming single mothers
Build some homes
Roll
Reroll for negroids deths
Fuck the grills so they spew out a baby every 9 months
They aren't negros, they're raceless as of now.
Honestly thought this was pepe for a second.
The wisest citizen is made King. Agriculture begins.
Reroll
Womens Kill the two males with the lower genes and make a sex slave from the other one to stop diversity
Rolling
Roll
Rolls
Make primitive tools from branches and stones.
Kill the women and cook them as food. Use their hair to make primitive waifu pillows.
Suddenly memes
Rolling for this
The people develop basic toolmaking and create primitve wooden abodes
Build primitive houses and invite women in to houses increase population by 3
Re-roll
Check em'
Winnrar
Too late
Real winrar
First order of bussiness: write basic code of law. It must be mandatory that men make sure to cut off all the limbs of female civillians. Amputee law is now in effect.
Roll for this.
Re-roll
The women attempt murder on the males but fail miserably, however one offers to be a sex slave to appease them.
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 1
Happiness: 0
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 2
This must happen.
Forgot image.
This must be done as a reaction to the attempted female uprising.
roll
Given they lack basic medicine all of the females would die and humans would be extinct on this island.
> so close
Rolling for amputee law safe measure
So?
>666
Satan trips wins. Amputee law is now in effect.
Still rolling for this
Winrar everyone does a barrel roll
It would be destruction of the world and is thus against the rules... I thought Satan was smart.
Satan was simply asking a question, he wasn't rolling for anything.
Establish agriculture and the smartest person is now King of the Island.
Reroll
Teach them to hunt, pick water and herbs (for healing purposes) and invent new things to make everything easier. Also make them reproduce, but only the strongest and smartest man and woman can reproduce
Roll
Humans start rolling instead of walking as main transportation method
Why not kill the dumb and weak offspring the spartan way
they build a wooden pyramid in the western part of the island to contact space kangz
Because they can be used as slaves/labor workers or "lab rats" for healers/inventors
This.
I forsee a great schism in the near future. The walkers and rollers. Two warring tribes. The rollers have the upper hand with their adaptive tard strength whereas the walkers invested into knowlege.
10x ISIS + John McCain join the party and declare half the island their caliphate
kek
winrar
obliviously very low knowledge and McCain is their leader
They must evolve. Also they've got to start eating rocks.
Weird albino looking aliens on magical floating thing on the ocean, come closer to the island.
Introduce white people and rapid tech growth and colonization.
Forgot image
Isis arrives lead by John McCain, the Islanders know not what to do.
Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 1
Thirst: 2
Happiness: -1
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 2
ISIS + McCain
Population: 11(11 males)
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: -2
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 6
Islander women invent feminism and ally with newly arrived poeole against their oppresive males
Confirmed op is a faggot that ignores his rules abandon thread
How did I ignore any rules?
ISIS die out due to no welfare
A two-headed cow is found in the forest
ISIS males commit suicide after seeing ugly nude islanders,
-4 ISIS
Dr.who shows up for the islanders and educates them
They soon leave to discover that the native humans transported themselves around the island by rolling. They leave behind a few pieces of technology to reverse engineer.
the new progressive female lesbian dr who?
Only first dubs per turn take effect
Was way to late
Real winrar
Doctor Who appears and educates the Islanders
Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 1
Thirst: 3
Happiness: 0
Knowledge: 2
Strength: 2
ISIS + McCain
Population: 11(11 males)
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 1
Happiness: -3
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 6
No the one before her
ISISI hijacks Tardis and starts a space jihad
islanders discover corn
Trips naturally overwhelms dubs.
>Civ Thread
>Dubs decides what the fuck people do, no destruction of the world or asking too many things.
>Only the first dubs per turn take effect.
Dubs decides what happens if it doesn't destroy the world it doesn't matter if you like it or not fucking retard
Peter capali? I'm a Dr who fag don't worry I know my shit
John McCain now identifies as a pansexual goat
ISIS happiness skyrockets
stated absolutely nothing!
That only counts if you don't specify that only first dubs count you illiterate fuck
Also ya know, Brain cancer and all that.
thanks to newly gained knowledge the Islanders develop primitive boats
That wasn't me...
Everyone realizes they are thirsty so they drink the pond water in the middle of the island
John McCain wipes out ISIS leaders, establishes himself ad immortal god emperor of his island half.
Rolling
reroll
kek Winrar
Islanders discover memes. Happiness grows by 8
Whatever
Isis decides islanders are ancestors and kill themselves to offer their blood and meat as food, also mccain dies from diabetes
McCain has a sexual metamorphosis into a pansexual goat, Isis is happy.
Meanwhile the islanders are growing more thirsty and are unhappy because of it.
Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 2
Thirst: 4
Happiness: -1
Knowledge: 2
Strength: 2
ISIS + McCain
Population: 11(11 males)
Hunger: 1
Thirst: 2
Happiness: 6
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 6
Roll
Reroll
I fucked up, Isis' happiness is actually 7.
Islanders drink the pond water
Islanders kill McCain and drink his blood to quench their thirst, ISIS riots
Rolling
there is a heavy rain that hydrates everyone but also drowns some people
the survivors evolve gills and fins
Reroll
Lolis land on the island and build an anti negro village
Rolling
rorr
Reroll
Reroleroni
Islanders dig out uranium
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEroll
WINRAR