Secrets thread!
Unbelievable edition.
I want you tell me your most fucked up, straight to the electric chair info.
If you don't have one, make one up. Everybody does anyway.
My secret is that I fucked a classmate, bump with secrets and ill greentext.
>make one up
Ur a faget
>be me 12
>me and classmate end up walking the same route from home
>we take forest trail
>watching his butt wiggle as I walk back home behind him
>I chase after him and start walking and talking to him
>he acts like a rude bitch
>I kick him
>he runs into forest
>I chase him
>we end up somewhere secluded as fuck
>I grab him
>I beat the crap out of him
>he submits and falls to ground
>starts crying
>I grab dirt and tree leafs and start rubbing them on his face and mouth
>he starts gaging and crying harder
>I flip him around
>I lower his pants
>I start rubbing my dick on his bare asshole
>No lube, no spit
>I push my tiny errection till I slide in
>I'll never forget the feeling of sliding in
>start fucking him
>I cum
>he cries and tries to escape
>I grab a rock and threatened to beat him to death if he tells anyone
>give him a few hard punches to make sure he understands
>I let go
>he goes home
>I shit my self out of fear that something would happen
>nothing happens
>next day at school
>I see him
>he sees me and instantly starts sobbing and hiding
>I let him be
>later I stalk him til he goes to bathroom
>I slap him around to make sure he shuts up
Cont
I broke into a house. Not to steal anything, or to break anything, but to strew about tennis balls in every room i could. just to really fuck with whoever lived there.
Is this true user.
"Unbelievable edition" gtfo
I'm bi, so half a faget
>he swears he won't tell anyone
>I kiss him on the lips, tears and saliva everywhere
>he growls and pushed me away
>sniveling and crying he tells me "I wanna go please let goohohoooo"
>I let him goohohoooo
>the next day I stalk him
>he doesn't go to school bathroom
>after school he literally jolts home
>I spent the whole day devising a plan to fuck him again
>mind you we are both 12
>I suppose I was the bully in this case
>next day he sums up the courage to go to bathroom
>I follow
>kids are in there
>he gives me the finger because he thinks he is safe
>I wait till he gets out of school
>I wait for him in the woods near forest trail
>I wait there and my dick is hard
>he finally passes by thinking he wasn't followed
>be me
>9 years old
>drinking choccy milk on my grandma's backyard deck
>overlooks their neighbors backyard
>watch the neighbors doggo prance around the yard for a bit
>doggo goes on neighbors back porch
>begins chasing its tail
>as it runs in circles it's slowly sinking into the porch
>this continues until the doggo is no longer visible
>never saw that doggo again
Tried telling everyone at the house what I witnessed but no one believed me. Did I witness a glitch in the fucking matrix?
Right, as if the normal secrets thread s full of believe shit
Missed the ball by a mile there mate
>i suppose i was the bully in this
>the minute he passes me by I run as fast as I can
>I tackle him to the ground
>he screams "nooooooaaaaAAAAAAAA"
>I grab him by the hair and drag him up
>I push him forcibly into the forest again
>he tries to resist
>I slap him around till he is a crying mess of submission
>I make him walk with me deep into woods.
>to the exact same fucking spot as before
>I push him down
>he starts resisting again
>I hit him with my school bag a few times till he falls down
>I turn him around
>he is crying and howling
>gaaaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaa
>that was his crying
>I lower his shorts and underpants
>I take my dick out
>iwasbornforthis.pdf.exe
>I push my dick inside his shitty asshole
>and I fuck him
I am literally pounding him rythmically like a little animal learning how to fuck
>I cum blissfully in his ass
>he is just sobbing motionless
>I take my dick out and wipe it on his buttcheeks
>I turn him around and give him one hard slap
>"I'll fucking kill you if you tell anyone, I'll get a kitchen knife and stab you"
>he just cries with his eyes closed going out of breath
>he didn't enjoy any bit of this
>he says "please let gooooo"
>I walk him to the trail
>he fucks off running
Continue? Anyone reading?
Guess our heated debate is over good day
I write shipping fanfiction, though I'm a horrible writer and seeing other people get showered with praise for writing similar shit destroys my ego.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became an addict right around the time I was born
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised. My parents weren't jewish
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find something deeply uncomfortable about both. I last for about thirty seconds to a minute on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my uni classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target.
My mom desperately wants grandkids but I'm pathologically terrified of women and fat/below average girls treat me like shit.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith.
I like the new Power Rangers movie because it's essentially my ultimate masturbatory fantasy come to life
Batman v Superman is my favorite movie
What heated debate
None of this is real
99% of this website is make believe to inject degeneracy
Why not celebrate it with fake stories?
Hahahahahaha fuck off it's already over
do you regret doing this, any guilt?
Still reading, keep posting
Every time i want to kill myself ill just think of u
Someone out there will always have a nore fucked life than me
>the torment and threats became a hobby
>I started inventing new ways to humiliate him in public
>at school I would make him walk up to someone and say "I am a dork" or to girls saying "I am retarded and I love it"
>I would threaten him that if he doesn't do it I would beat him t death or stab him
>he was traumatized but not enough to ask for parental assistance
>I didn't make his life all rape and violence, sometimes I would reward him with lunch money or snacks
>I still can't believe to this day how natural it was to use positive reinforcement on others
>if he mooned a kid he would get a snickers
>he would literally eat it on the spot
>like a fucking pet cat getting a treat
>he did try to break out of the routine whenever he could
>but everytime he did, I would beat him, and fuck him somewhere
>eventually I made the mistake of shitting where I eat
>one day after school we were walking back like master and slave
>my mom told me she's going to Fresno
>Fresno is hours away, so she'd be back by midnight
>food is there, go inside and don't go out
>the kid is standing right next to me
>hey mom can "he" come play for an hour with me?
>sure honey why don't you invite your friend in
>he starts crying, and just walks backwards
>my mom gets weirded out
>I tell him to go home
>pretend like he's just sad for something in school
>mom doesn't buy it, but fucks off anyway
>I run this road and wait for an hour out like a fucking rabbid dog stalking a victim
>he finally comes out with a fucking frisbee
>I go over, grab him by the shoulder
>I literally drag him back to our house
>he cries at first but after a few slaps he submits
>I take him to the garden shed
>I make him strip naked
>you're in my world now
Continue?
I regret the violence, sometimes I really hurt him you know?
Not noticeable with bruises and marks, but a slap is a slap
When I was 15 I went camping with my grandparents, but ended up spending time with my aunt and her boyfriend. The three of us got drunk, and as the night went on, the conversation turned sexual. One thing led to another, and I fingered her, then she gave me head.
nice fagging one, 12 yrs old rapist. i fking bet u dont even know how to use ur dick yet at 12
Continue OP
Fuck you! I've been single for almost 2 years and I looked up girlfriend audio on YouTube and it made me cry.. Fuck you!
pics or didn't happen
>I let him goohohoooo
lmfao
Cheese pizza is sin
I have a shit load of tennis balls and nothing to do with them
I might try this
I'm a post op tranny and I haven't told my husband I used to be a dude.
>Get tennis ball
>Get a shit load of strike anywhere matches
>Cut a shit load of match heads off of a shit load of matches
>Make small hole in the side of the tennis ball
>Put all the match heads in the tennis ball
>Tape the hole
>Throw the ball filled with match heads at something hard
>Profit
nice, you guys ever bring it up?
I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die
>he isn't crying just drone faced and sad
>I make him sit down on an old couch we had in the shed
You will never believe what I did next
>I opened his legs, moved in
>and I sucked his little dick
>I had already seen porn, a lot of it
>I don't know why, I just wanted to suck him
>I suppose I wanted him to feel ok about this, to have some participation in it
>I still felt like punching his face everytime I saw it
>but at that moment I was in total control
>I kept sucking, and kissing and licking and sucking
>he was in utter shock
>I told him that if he did anything stupid I would bite it off
>it took forever to make him hard
>I was sucking limp soft dick for about 15 mins
>that's a lot of sucking time
>eventually he did get hard
>I pulled out the porno mags
>and I made him watch them
>I sat on the arm chair, he was just starring at the pictures
>while I sucked him off
>I badly wanted him to cum
>he didn't though
>he just lost his erection everytime I would stop jerking or sucking
>but he regained it when I continued
>I stopped, decided to fuck him while I have the chance
>I made him turn around
>I put the pornomag to his face
>and I fucked him as he looked at a picture of a girl being fucked
>I came so fucking hard that day
>first of all the shed was quiet and cosy
>secondly my territory
>thirdly he wasn't screaming and crying
>just bitter
>I finished, made him wash up
>I washed my dick with a garden hose
>the smell of grass, shit, and lust
>asked him if he wanted to eat
>he said he already did, and that he needed to go
>this lifestyle continued for a while
>about once at least or twice I would fuck him and suck him
>eventually he came once, on an apartment building rooftop I made him cum
>he became a weird friend, then I beat him away
>I got afraid of our "thing" so I beat him up so fucking hard once and told him to never look at me or talk to me again
>he fucked off for life
>someday I think he'll kill me in my sleep
The end
can confirm for a nice pop and some smoke
>I let him goohohoooo
Kek
oh my god. what you wrote is so pathetic that i question its authenticity. if true, then why do you even bother living?
...
How the fuck do you pull off a fake vagina
What about wetness, and orgasms, and periods and all the other things a sane male should notice?
so you're a gay? Thats the secret?
>he isn't crying just droned faced and sad
fuck thats disturbing
Nigger my errections were little adamantium ak-47 bullets since I was 8
Occasionally, but not very often. We did have a similar occurrence about three years later when we almost fucked but I had whisky dick
No the fact that I bully raped a schoolmate for months is the secret
I got a 17 year old Thai hooker pregnant, and she kept the kid.
See pic for proof.
I creampied jailbait pussy.
TWICE because I'm an imbecile that doesn't learn from mistakes. Thankful she didn't get knocked up, I always think about how things would go down if she did. Most likely suicide. (14yo)
So, what, do you have to pay child support or anything?
Hope someday he succeeds in murdering you.
That's quite the secret for a royal family member.
No, I've never paid her a fucking thing.
Not that it stops her asking, of course. She fucking hates me for not contributing.
Meh, I did more interesting things since him. But he's my dirty little startup secret.
Why do you hope he does? Are you one of those "good guys" that believe in "goodness"?
i miss M00t
Personally, I hope he gets you because it'd hilariously ironic.
I do too, user.
I sucked off my boyfriend's brother's dick, I enjoyed it and wanted more. Bf broke up with me before I had the chance, and his brother morall'd up.
I think you are my dad
>gaaaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaa
Maxmimumkekk
Honestly I just think it would be hilarious
I doubt it, the kid is growing up in Thailand and doesn't speak any English at all.
So, do you feel any remorse? Or you a full on sociopath who is incapable? Not an insult, just a question.
For actual reasons I've decided if I kill myself I'm bringing my abusive father to hell with me.
you know you're a piece of shit excuse of a human that should die a painful and horrible death for that, right?
>I'm a faggot
You've said this before.
Proof?
revenge is not the jedi way
I genuinely also did this, and I'm wondering if you're the guy I did it to, and this is your way of not losing your mind. I'm sorry if it is you, shortly before that my neighbours daughter started sexually abusing me and I started doing it to everyone.
I jerk off to the memory, and I find it hilarious, part of me wanted him to enjoy it.
No proof, but when I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry.
I fantasize about having a relationship that we mutually pretend we are related. I.e. A big brother or father-figure. Can't get off without imagining the person is but will never tell anyone I do this and therefore will never complete the fantasy.
> 7 years old or something
> in room with friend
> both undress and open our ass cheeks to examine the color of our assholes
Pretty much it idk why we did it.
I don't really care if others consider me scum. I'm only out for myself and my own pleasure in this world.
In short, see the pic.
Slowly, the two young men began stroking their cocks, as the little girl
licked her ice cream cone, her eyes wide open, watching her brother's
friends stroking their hard cocks.
"These are cocks, Meg. Cute little girls like you make cocks get nice
and hard, like ours are right now. And when they get hard over a cute
little girl like you, we want you to see them, so you know how cute we
think you are." Joey explained, as little Meg just stared at his erect
cock.
I thought your mama told you not to play with guns Johnny
I let a 12th graded fuck me when I was in 7th grade.
I'm a guy, I loved it. Nothing gay done since then.
Why be a Jedi when you can be your own savior and reaper?
I once stayed in a vacation house. It was like, dedicated to one of their sons who had died of cancer. They had pictures everywhere. One was him about 12-14, in a tight ass swimsuit. Being the little faggot I am, I jerked to it. Feel like shit about ever since.
I wish I was your freind not for the gay shit but just to see who you really are, even if this is a little made up story, kind of sad in a way that I'll never know you. Cheers user.
I slapped my girlfriend once.
The guilt is real. It was unnecessary and I was just being insecure.
She did, but well, I'm stuck in Folsom Prison and time keeps dragging on.
uhhhh.......because you get a cool lightsaber?
no, i think it's fine that you knock up girls and fuck up their lives. it's just that you should know you are a piece of shit and accept that fact.
What do you want to know?
My life story is pretty uninteresting.
I sometimes think of the causality of my actions, like wouldn't it amazing if he turned into a mindless sex puppet trap because of me?
An utter fuck toy.
No thanks, I'd rather have him dead
do you what the guys up too
Has the train rolled into San antone yet?
I one got 70+ consecutive shitposts without repeating digits
my gf hit me in the head once and my automatic response was to smack her back. the look on her face was priceless. it was like, 'you hit me?' now she won't shut up about it. can't have a decent fight without her bringing it up... listen bitch, you hit me first alright?
*do you know what up too nowadays
I'm happy to be a piece of shit. In fact I deliberately break/sabotage condoms in order to get more bareback sex with third world hookers.
It's actually a massive turn on that they might get pregnant. Like, I really really want to make as many girls pregnant as possible. But not to pay child support or see the kids of course.
Holy fuck
*once
I feel you man,
>Be me
>Early one morning
>Making the rounds
>took a hit of cocaine
>Shot my woman down
>Thought I was her daddy
>but she had five more
I can't stop myself from seducing my friends girlfriends. I don't even know why, half of them aren't even that good looking.
did you have guy friends after that? Without the fucking? What's your favorite movie?
I anonymously sent pictures of my dick to girls I went to high school with to see if they'd think it's small
All the ones who replied did
thats pretty fucked up user. You should actually try seducing them and if it works, dont fuck them but tell your friends their dating a whore
I've banged a ton of young girls over the years. Friend's little sisters, younger sister's friend, and girls down the street, girls I've met online, etc. Young girls are so damn addicting and their pussy is so tight.. makes you bust so fast.
I remember you from Juarez Mexico you got overtook there
>44 beneath my head
>up next morning
>grab the gun
>a shot of cocaine and away
>good ride, too slow
>caught me in juarez
Not a terrible secret. But I cross dress, secretly, turns me on for some reason, use it only to jerk off, wouldn't do nor even suggest it to a partner, no one know this.
>half of them aren't even that good looking.
maybe this is the reason