I need help picking out a dildo on amazon for 20 dollars or less, can anyone help? :p

I need help picking out a dildo on amazon for 20 dollars or less, can anyone help? :p

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amazon.com/T-explorer-Glass-Clear-Extra-Large/dp/B00NBIM83K/ref=pd_sim_121_7?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00NBIM83K&pd_rd_r=70FVS1TCAD96BSFQAKGZ&pd_rd_w=8fkLS&pd_rd_wg=Wr65H&psc=1&refRID=70FVS1TCAD96BSFQAKGZ
amazon.com/Morning-Wood-Inch-Dildo-Suction/dp/B004VB82KY
amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Crystal-Jellies-Double/dp/B000BIGQCM/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1500687717&sr=1-1&keywords=double+dildo&th=1
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Buy a cucumber and condoms

>yeah I got some great dildos in that train over there

This

Also if your vagina isn't a manhole you can buy the smallest cucumber you can find

Get this, faggot.
amazon.com/T-explorer-Glass-Clear-Extra-Large/dp/B00NBIM83K/ref=pd_sim_121_7?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00NBIM83K&pd_rd_r=70FVS1TCAD96BSFQAKGZ&pd_rd_w=8fkLS&pd_rd_wg=Wr65H&psc=1&refRID=70FVS1TCAD96BSFQAKGZ

I want a dildo though..

Get this one
It's a great shape
amazon.com/Morning-Wood-Inch-Dildo-Suction/dp/B004VB82KY

Get this then, you'll be able to shove all 12" up your butthole.
amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Crystal-Jellies-Double/dp/B000BIGQCM/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1500687717&sr=1-1&keywords=double+dildo&th=1

you're going to need to post more pics of that girl op

NEVERMIND IT'S A FUCKING DUDE

nice ass though

I'm a male

true
don't care would fåk

hahahaha kill yourself

>Jelly
Fucking dropped.

Jelly is a disgusting material that literally degrades and melts over time and gives you chemical burns if you plan to use it a month after you buy it

hahahaha you got turned on by a guy

There's bunches of good ones OP. Check the materials and stuff you'll find one!!

More?
I really need to see your full frontal body (no face though)

Sup Forumsfart just realized he got a woodie from a dude

Also, don't get thicker than like 2.5". You need to stretch ur boipucci first for bigger ones

Will do :p

Sure

I'm having such a hard time making a decision :(

moar butt pls

Like 1.5-2 inches is really recommended. Trust me you're gonna want to take bigger dildos than you can handle... And you seriously don't want to deal with medical problems back there!!

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Medical problems?! D:

Also, some toxic chemicals are used in cheap ones, that's why I was saying check materials. Then you gotta make sure ur lube works with the material too, oil based lubes like mess silicone up.

that is one cute ass, user.

thank ya! :)

Get the manhandler

Fissures are the biggest worry, like tears. If ur using something soft you shouldn't have to worry about internal issues though unless ur like wayyyy too rough lol. Also prolapse but don't look up pictures of those >.>

Oh that sounds really scary :(

2.5 inches in diameter is HUGE

Go for a 1.5 at most for your first one

You can sit on my face anytime.

Can you stroke your cock

It's k ur gonna be fine

HELP ME PICK IT LOL I have no idea what to get

Sounds like fun, can I eat cookies while I do it

maybe lol

Thanks for the helpful advice :D

Yeah! That's why I said at most and recommended 1.5-2 afterrr

Got Kik?

amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1

Cucumber

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R u a cd/sissy OP?? I need a gurlfrann to talk about sissy stuff with :p

Hmm sure I can talk to you about that stuff lol

i'm just gay though

Thats a dude

How about this one? I already have it, and it's pretty nice (mine's not pink though)
amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B015ZBB81I/

A deadmau5 fan and a hot twink? Can you date me user?

Is there a Kik group or discord for this? If so, I'm very interested.

Faggot, if you are so poor you have to buy DISCOUNT DILDOS, you are literally too poor to even be a faggot.

Would you watch a movie with me, nothing sexual unless both wanted it?

that looks really good!

haha thats me (well I have to shave to be a 'twink')

Sure

Thanks :3
And from what I can tell, it's actually silicone, and not some knockoff

Noice. I like your pics. I suspect that even the haters have a hard time explaining the boner they get.

I feel like the texture would be really smooth and nice :)

It probably feels like a real cock

what color is yours?

Thank you :) hehe, probably!

It's black with red accents. I was gonna get a blue one, but it was outta stock

that sounds hot!

Buy some fucking rope and kill yourself instead you fucking degenerate faggot

Or, quite commonly, you could perforate your colon and bleed to death internally within 24 hours. The best bit is you won't feel it because you don't have pain receptors in there.

amazon.com/gp/product/B01DGHWTYS/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1

Nice texture, good girth and length(great full feeling), firm enough to put some pressure on your spot. I love getting pegged with it.

that looks hot! i'm struck between the flesh and the pink :( I'm just trying to think which would look hotter if I were to make videos/take photos (which I plan on doing)

Go for the contrast, if you're going to do it on cam.

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I have a pornhub and I like taking videos of myself playiing, the only toy I don't have but want is a dildo, so I can finally toy myself in the bedroom for people :)

so yeah, im gonna get that pink one. thanks :)

amazon.com/gp/product/B01DNVGYZ2/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Flesh'll look better

Willing to buy an amazon gift if you post pictures of yourself with a time stamp
($100 max)

if I get this one I can get lube as well :p

the dilemma

>I have a pornhub
LINK NOW FAGGOT

pornhub.com/users/arcticreality

here you go faggot

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Ring bologna

So hot :333333333333333333

Are you in texas by chance?

Thanks!

Virginia

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arent u the fag that shits for ppl?

i work there and everyone just buys either just normal wand or Utimi 10 speed

Do none of you fags know to to subscribe to adam amd eve for free shit in emails like huge dildos and strokers when u buy 17$ worth of shit

or

what?

ah, i see

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god damn

I want to marry you

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I'd sniff and suck that hole for hours

Could you confirm me as a friend so that I can masturbate to your videos? Thank you beautiful. I'm apmos, not that you care hehehe

Dear God the cringe.

What? I'm just being polite