You get to be a cop for a day

You get to be a cop for a day.
>What do you do Sup Forums?

shoot niggers

kill niggers

Blast niggers

Shoot niggers

suck niggers

slaughter niggers

Wake up
Put on uniform
Eat donuts
Fondle children because they're hiding drugs on their body
Shoot blacks
Come home
Sleep
Repeat

befriend niggers

My friend is a cop and he says he mostly drives around and gets fatter ( his words)

GIT ON DA GROUUUUND

NAAAAO!

STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTIIIIIIIIING!

TAZER! TAZER!!!

YEEHAW....GOT ANOTHER ONE UH THEEM POTHEADS....GIT ME UH SET UH CUFFS HOSS! U GOIN TA JAAAAAIL! GIT ON THE GROUND!

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

Finally pull over all the fucking geriatrics that drive 20 below the limit and clog the flow of traffic all the way across town because that shit is real fucking annoying. Like god damn if you're scared to drive it, leave it the fuck home

Also make that one old guy on his rascal scooter use the fucking sidewalk instead of riding along in the middle of the lane, causing further traffic congestion and forcing motorists into the opposite lane to avoid his shit like fucking god damn dude get that shit off the fucking road before someone creams your sorry ass

Kill myself.

anti-weed legalization hick cop redneck stink mentality smh

FInd every black, white and brown nigger that flicks their cigarette butts and club them into a drooling stupor.

checked

Shoot an aussie bitch

Lot of racist vibes going on here

shoot a pregnant white woman for no reason

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NOW IT KNOW Y'ALL GOT WEED IN THE CAR........HEY, HEY!!! LET ME SEE THOSE HAAAANDS......STOP!

27 HE'S RUNNING ON ME......

Southbound on Cooper....

I guess I'm gonna shoot first nigga that gives me shit, then go on vacation.

Is the exterminator racist against roaches or is he doing his job ridding the world of disease spreading pests?

Rape all of the other police

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rape a women born in as many different decades as I can find. How many do you think I get?

Shoot niggers
Deport Wetbacks
Jail Potheads

> (You)
>Is the exterminator racist against roaches or is he doing his job ridding the world of disease spreading pests?
Now that's a tough question to answer

NOT IF IT IS LEGAL IN YOUR STATE! Local and state cops CANNOT arrest you for marijuana. Only Feds can act now! And not for much longer as full legalization is coming, to every state, matter of time and you know it, user.

as long as said marijauna is within acceptable quantity limits.

Enforce the law and administer justice equally among the citizens of the jurisdiction I have been sworn to serve and protect.

The fuck else would I do?

>Go to the police station
>plant hydrogen bomb under donut table
>"ALLAH AKBAR!"
>Cry that I didn't save the donuts

Find someone who needs help and make their life better

10 bucks says this dork spends his day stuffed in his locker at the station

Say woman has drugs on her.
Fondle her titties looking for said drugs.

>implying im not a cop every day

Parking tickets. Lots n' lots of oarking tickets.

>"need to take some meth to the evidence room"

>leave station with bags full of money and drugs

>profit

wow.. How fucking original.

I AM NOT RESISTING I AM NOT RESISTING I AM NOT RESISTING

hey that one guy just said "suck niggers"
that's nice enough right champ? keep that chin up little soldier

If I'm going to serve anywhere I would want to serve in the clandestine service.

/thread

You WERE resisting when you pulled away from me like that!

STOP TENSING UP ON ME! YOU GONNA GIT TAAAAZED!!!

27 send me another unit GET ON DA GROUND!

I'll shoot ALL the niggers

I thot patrol

OFFICER IM A LEGAL ALIEN AYYLMAO PLZ NO H8

I triiiiied.....pant pant......to cuff him and he just

cough

took off on me......somewhere pant pant....behind that shed.....pant pant.....

NOG DETECTED

KEEP QUIET AND HAVE A SEAT ON THE CURB. IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAAAAAIN, IM GONNA PUT U ON THE GROUND, YOU UNDERSTAND MEEE? NOW SIT.

Yeah, I've already patted him down.

Now, you got anything in the car I need to know about? Ok if I check?

Ohhhh...look what we have here.....crack pipe....looks like some steeeems and rocks as well.....field test this.....

>Pic related

I'd mostly likely go far into gang-teritory and do raids on houses that we suspect to have drugs/other things but we don't have warrant. I'd try clean up the area as much as I can, a "hood" at a time and giving them whatever valuables I have (to the kids that look like they have a decent future ahead of them) and end it off by pulling into my patrol station, pulling out my Glock-20 and doing target practice until the end of the day.

or an actual cop mocking us

eggnog? are you retarded?

Drive Fucking Fast.

>You get to be a cop for a day.
>>What do you do Sup Forums?


Write lots of tickets to everyone for everything, but always stay out of harms way. Then after a hard day of that and shaking down kids for their weed, beer, money and molesting as many underage teen girls I could get my hands on, I'd go home beat my wife, ignore/yell at my kids and never miss a single opportunity to tell people how brave I am for spending every waking day "risking my life to keep them all safe."

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kill

1 day:
>sit in a classroom for 5 hours
>lunch
>hit the range for 2 hours
>go home

>Go to the station.
>"Morning Sarge, good weekend?"
>Get orders for the day, typically on patrol.
>Hope I get to handcuff some niggers.
>Return home after shift.
>Fuck my wife with handcuffs on her.
>Wake up next day.
>Repeat.

>Steal as many tasers as possible
>Leave them lying around a laser tag arena
>Take cop car
>Park in middle of intersection
>Lightscameraaction.jpg
>Hide behind door with gun pointed out
>Have standoff with nothing for 30 mins
>Leave
>Go to bar
>Convince someone to put on handcuffs
>Handcuff them tight as shit
>Leave
>Pepper spray neighbors cat
>When neighbor comes to bitch arrest him and spend 4 hours writing the ticket because its not gonna hold up anyways
>Shove baton up my ass because im a massive faggot

put on the blinking lights thing and just be speeding and race around everywhere for no reason also go and search hot babes for "weapons" and bombs

get sum donutz

Confiscate a bunch of weed and smoke it.

OP said if you were a cop "for a day" not if you are currently one.

>Fuck hookers
>Pocket drugs
>Shoot niggers

Eat doughnuts

I think you can easily accomplish all of that in a day

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A job reserved for losers. I pass.

Take everything from the evidence room and smoke it all. Idgaf what it is

I will be damn Good Officer. Follow Moral & Good judgment. Protect & serve the people. Bring justice to the wicked & avenge the righteous.

What is your favorite job?

Go to an antifa rally and shoot literally everyone that's hiding their face in the mask.

kill niggers, dont get charged

Remember Herc from The Wire? that's exactly what I'd do.

Take peoples dope and rob niggers

pull people over, and when they hand me their license and registration, I just fling them across the road, get back in my patrol car and do it again.

just grab em by the fuckin lapels and let her rip. beyblade style niggers!

I'd shoot an innocent person so I could go on vacation for a couple weeks.

Heil that!

>Be cop
>Do paperwork all day
>Get called whittie
>Get blamed for every niggers death

Well shucks ma'am, your well argued counterpoints certainly did change my mind about shooting niggers. Good job.

Help old ladies across the street, give warnings instead of tickets, don't pull anyone over unless they're going more than 10mph over the speed limit, watch porn on my phone... You know, stuff I think a decent person would do.

Paperwork.

Steal whatever the fuck I want from whoever I want, completely legally because of asset forfeiture. Thanks to Jeff Sessions, there are now IRL state-sanctioned thieves' guilds. They're called police departments.

Engineering

ANHERO NAO for the Cause

no.

no one has seen that shitty show

Protect and serve my own self interests.

arrest the Clinton family what else

How about this point: you're only a cop for a day. If you shoot niggers, the next day you won't be a cop and you won't have the protection of the good old boys' network. You'll just be a white guy who shot some niggers, and depending on where your trial is held that might or might not turn out badly for you.

try and raid the evidence locker

That's illogical and stupid. It's like saying "You get to be a teacher for a day", you have no preparation.

>Find Druggie
>Confiscate drugs
>Taser while raping with nightstick for lulz
>Drive cruiser out to woods/secluded area/abandon building
>Do drugs, shoot at any animals that cross my path
>Come down
>Find another Druggie, score more drugs
>Do more drugs, go on "High speed chase" which is just me finding my cruiser's top speed with me sirens on
>Do more drugs
>Open cruiser trunk, pull out whatever rifle I find in the back
>Hide somewhere
>Open fire on civis
>Lulz
> ???
>Profit

eat donuts and browse Sup Forums all day

raid the "Evidence locker" Shoot homeless psychopaths. Pull over every rich nigger I can find, and have their car impounded. Find some faggot white kid with gaged ears and dyed hair, frisk him, and plant drugs on him.

Take over the world by getting my fellow officers obese on donuts and sending the world into a state of dispensary as the law is not upheld, which I take advantage of to direct the chaos as I see fit.

Eat donuts.
Hang out at the gun range.
Clock-out early.
Go home.

Been one for the last 17 years 4 months and 7 days
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