Drawthread: HE'S A LICH! Edition

Drawthread: HE'S A LICH! Edition.

>Pic remotely related.

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Why do you always come into my threads, Mr. Durst?
And what are you pointing at?

Requesting Rukia doing something cute/cool with any pokemon in the album below
Pokemon refs: imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: imgur.com/a/qItQA
nonlewd/nongore please

Draw a fusion between these two

Nani?

Taking reqs

You asked for liches?

No phylactery=not a lich

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who wants to play baseball

For your durst question, why not?

for the other question that isn't durst, the next post may or may not be doubles

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Shiri.

I.... No.... The.... Wat?
No. EHG is a lich.
I don't even.... why?

>They require your attention.

yes and? i believe you were already thanked for this

>Just... don't try mate

It's not just that. He's got a very effective barrier. The power of ignorance.

Draw Black Hat

>Break that, no more lich.
>Trust me. We can kill this fucker once and for all. But we need to work together to outsmart him. Get him to expose his little jew box. Then grab it!

he isn't a lich, and i'm not helping you try and destroy him, last time i tried to fight him i learnt that i stand no chance, I cannot beat him.
Your'e on your own.

And you have the power to finger a dog.
Get out of here, you sick fucker!

I can't do it alone! And clearly neither can you!
But together, with other anons or drawfags, we stand a chance!
But only if we're cunning.

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That's.... not a power. At all. It's an activity.

I wake

Hey hey

It's a power when you overpower the animal to rape it's anal cavity.
You sick fuck.

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Right, just know that I may bullshit my way out of a lot of lethal conflict, but I will never ignore what's taken to me. Within excusable reason.

That's a strange way to describe consensual bestiality.

How does someone shiri a Nani?

BUT SHADOW
>HURR DURR ATTEMPTS TO APPLY HUMAN CONSENT TO AN ANIMAL WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO PERFORM CONSENT THE SAME WAY
see i win now that i said that right??? legit if its legal/not addressed where you are and you aren't drugging/restraining the animal do you man

say thank you again you ungrateful piece of shit

you're up at bat

We're the monkies.
People say we like to monkey around

I like your style man.

>EHG is a lich.

Not tho

>thank me multiple times or else you're ungrateful
or you feel entitled to be sucked off at every turn for something you were already thanked for

It's only legal so long as there's no penetration on vagina, anus, or cloaca.
So says the laws of Canada.
What you did was wrong.
You should have just smeared peanut butter on your genitals like a normal person.

I don't think you can shiri a nani. But if you nani nani, you're expected to show shiri.
Unless you nani first, then chicken shiri for good measure.
But all this has to happen at exactly 6:37am Newfoundland time. Right on the easternmost point of the main island.

Or else... just... terrible things. You don't even wanna know.

Keep spreading your lies!
We're on to you! It's only a matter of time before your end comes!
JUST YOU WAIT!

I fought him in a 4 on 1 battle. He did not use necromancy, or dark magic of any kind. But the closest we ever got to killing him was melting him into a puddle of acid and radiation.
That only kept him down for a minute. After that, he hunted us. We all eventually died.
He isn't a lich.
He. Is. A. Demon.
I cannot and will not help you. Understand?

And for that, we need special tactics. Mindgames. Make him think we're his friend, and backstab him at the right opportunity.

The actual plan for that is going to take far more complexity than I'm able to manifest, however.

I don't even have any animals around to speak of. It's a stale meme with no living relevance besides existing as a permanent streak on my reputation.

Who said I was canadian?

>We're on to you!

You're not tho.

>He. Is. A. Demon.
Morally.

>It's another swordbro is a bitch episode

Yeah, of course you think that.
Because I state again. You didn't break the phylactery.
It contains his soul! So long as it exists, he can keep coming back.

Trust me on this. I've killed his kind before.

Keep talking hair guy.

Also, I have a strange feeling as to why they found it necessary to include cloaca in that.

>chicken fuckers
Or homeless pigeon fuckers.
Maybe that's why the law was created! To lock up the homeless who fuck pigeons on street corners....
They do that, right?

If you're formed of weird stuff by eldritch beings you're probably a daemon

OH god, don't fuck this up

>thank me every time i repost or ill cry
you got your gratitude and now you're being a cuck about it, god forbid i dont worship you

there's.. like no human appendage small enough to enter a bird's vent anyway... and trying to use a tool is just very bad luck on its own. unless you're a vet with knowledge in avian practice.

No one said the bird had to survive.

Requesting someone draw the first two forms of this guy
>its for the tourney threads on Sup Forums

I mean, I could probably refer EHG but I wouldn't think he's into birds.

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>It contains his soul!

I've literally come back as a ghost though.

>If you're formed of weird stuff by eldritch beings you're probably a daemon

Is there....a distinction between demon and daemon?

Yeah, and?
Liches can take many forms.
But the soul, your essence, remains in the phylactery.

Which is white smiting your ghost form with a holy paladin/cleric wouldn't do fuck all in the long run either.
Just send your back to your phylactery to start again.

one request?
Thanks.

If you take the Greek meaning it's just like something between a god and a human. I just like writing daemon though

is this nigga seriously trying to rewrite your lore to hit on skettie?

Requesting yandere lolis doing yandere loli things to the viewer

A crazed bomber showing up to his big debut! Only to be one of those situations... you know, where you go to work. But without pants. But it's just a dream. But this isn't.
He forgot the bomb.
>Pants optional.

Requesting Symmetra drawn like pic related.
Thanks a bunch.

>remains in the phylactery

Nigga a ghost is your soul??

>something between a god and a human
I suppose thats a bit fitting then.

>rewrite your lore
I'd like to see him fucking t r y

STEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRIIKE ONE

he is T R Y I N G
alos how likely is it you would accept a fight challenge on /arena/?

More of an incorporeal form really.
You could call a being of the astral plane a "ghost" if you wanted.
But I wouldn't. They're a touchy sort.

if you believe he's a lich and youv'e dealt with his kind before, then you do not need my help.
The past lives i used to fight him are dead. I cannot access their powers anymore, only their memories.
I can still respawn, but only in this form. Meaning i will never come back with the power to defeat him.

taking requests

I've never dealt with a lich alone!
Are you mad!? Who would do such a foolish thing!
You also don't need the powers of past forms.
Your current form has powers of her own as well!
It's up to you to figure them out, unlock them, then join us in the final quest to destroy this evil for good!

Please.

>Who the FUCK is she?

play baseball with my OC

fuck off repeat requester

>All the dumb Sup Forums deaths are CANON

How can people hate you?

>More of an incorporeal form really.
ISSA GHOST

>alos how likely is it you would accept a fight challenge on /arena/?
I mite

>I mite
i may challenge you in the future then

A cute teacher needing to pee as she gives a lessons on waterfalls.

Do I gotta dig up my DnD monster manual and type out the entry on what the fuck a ghost really is?

Do I have to make you look like a fool?
Like a bitch!?
Is that all you are now? A bitch of a lich that could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch?

it's EHG based on Ongo from Jungle de Ikou?

cant draw something i cant see

uh maybe

you're getting cringier and cringier with every post
no hes based on a character swordbro created back when they were neighbors

Lilly facing the wrong way while talking to someone, since she's blind.

No, it fluctuates.
You missed my shiri post from earlier.

>no hes based on a character swordbro created back when they were neighbors
literally 0% of this is true

>i may challenge you in the future then

Gud.

>DnD monster manual
Oh I don't care. Ghosts aren't real.

>it's EHG based on Ongo from Jungle de Ikou?
Dunno what that is.

He's based on Aku, Venom, and that one chick from Inuyasha.

I've mainlined a bunch of influences into him over the years though.

You aren't real either.
Which is why I'm going to have to ask you to lose the hair, It.

>that one chick from Inuyasha
maybe is just the old style

man u just TOLD that boi

hello hello

>"heres ur pic"
>"oh nice thanks my dude"
>"ok now say that again"
>thinking this is how people interact
youve got some nerve

Do you really want me to fight him?
i'll do it right now, i'll prove how foolish this quest of yours is right now.
yeah i can see why people don't like it, its cringey. But its kinda what i do, so i just try and have fun.
Also, "cannon" on Sup Forums? thats a thing?
I just go with what happened in the last fights and just keep rolling with things

show me your tits

Defeat the samurai!

Hi

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other request?

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requesting lewds of this astronaut.

yanderes always gave me why boners. Never understood why

heart for trying i guess. this place needs a good breaker from just mindless babbering.

Huh, what a weirdly obscure little thing.

>maybe is just the old style
Eeh? I'm talking about concept/power inspirations. EHG is such a dumb anime salad visually that I don't even...want to fucking dissect that.

>You aren't real either.
What I mean is that ghosts aren't real, so I don't care about your little DnD bible because it's fiction just like anything else. You can't PROVE what a ghost is you dingus.

If I say I'm a ghost, I'm a ghost. I'm both creator and character. I'm creating my own "canon" in real time.

In general no, canon isn't really a thing on Sup Forums, but by acknowledging past events thats sort of what you're doing.

>Defeat the samurai!
He ain't done shit to me tbh.

>Right now
No, right now IS foolish.
I don't want my future allies to die.
No no, we'll bide our time. Work out exactly where the phylactery is.
Once we find it, and get it. THEN we can attack the hair monster.

seconding

I use DnD as reference because it's my belief that at least one group (if not dozens, if not thousands!) have sat around in basements debating these things to the tiniest detail!

So if anything is as close to reasonable in this scenario, it's DnD.

if youre made out of hair does that make you a furry?