Here's my first attempt at a Civ thread.
5 whites, 5 jews, 5 mudslimes, 5 Asians, 5 blacks, and 5 spics crash land on an island. Survive (or kill each other).
-Survivors-
Population: 30
Food: 0
Water: 0
Intellect: 5
Strength: 5
Dubs picks, but trips can steal it as long as it's not a roll.
Only submit after update. No nukes early in the game.
Red is where you start, and purple is corruption which instakills when in contact with life (counts as an entity.)
Jews try to use money to make ppl work for.them but everyone notices money is useless here and cook the jews to secure food for a few days
roll
the whites quickly build multiple huts and start a farm
The whites find shelter.
reroll?
The 5 niggers spread like a little virus. Raping the 5 whites while turning them into futas with their black voodoo magic. The blacks spread like a virus and setup their village in the upper right island calling it Niggeria.
Spics reproduce, all 5 blacks kill each other off
90 lolis land on the island and build a military compound
WINRAR DO IT OP
What is with you and your insistence on Lolis? Why not do something new?
But how do they get there? (Reply doesn't count as a roll)
OP here, where do you want it?
Because i want Sucy as a communist overlord
On the left testicle
You live for a shitty character from a shitty anime...
They built themself a boat out of the metal from the plane. It's like a small refugee boat, the blacks are familiar with it. Also reroll.
A shitty anime with 1 good character that i have now dedicated a whole 2 days too
Lol
You need a lot of therapy dude.
reroll?
-Survivors-
Population: 30
Food: 0.5
Water: 0.5
Intellect: 5
Strength: 5
-Lolis- (fuck you)
Population: 90
Food: 0
Water: 0
Intellect: 2 (Lolis are fucking stupid)
Strength: 10 (military fort bonus)
Thanks for suggestion but its too expensive im actually taking the suggestion too heart
By the way. food and water go by the need for them and go up .5 every turn.
The lolis become obsessed with hitler and build a mecha hitler and a concentration camp
Keizer Ghidorah appears and steals 60 Lolis
whites and hispanics group up and build houses for themselves
Reroll let the niggs invade
Reroll
Jet Jaguar appears to defend the asians.
Reeeeeeeroll
The blacks create spears to start hunting.
Winner.
WINRAR
The muslims are fucking like crazy and have created their own army of jihadist kids. They create their own islamic state.
The asians summon King Caesar who dropkicks the Lolis all the way to another island.
reroll
2 of the Jews turn out to be David Draiman and Bill Goldberg.
-Survivors-
Population: 30
Food: 1
Water: 1
Intellect: 5
Strength: 5
-Lolis- (fuck you again)
Population: 90
Food: 0
Water: 0
Intellect: 2 (Lolis are still fucking stupid)
Strength: 15 (military fort + Hitler combo bonus)
rerollllllll
Jews create world bank and spics build a wall.
The whites have brought 20 fidget spinners with and use them to their advantage. They build weapons with the fidget spinners and have created the fidget spinner republic.
-Lolis- (fuck you again)
Population: 90
Food: 0.5
Water: 0.5
Intellect: 2 (Lolis are still fucking stupid)
Strength: 15 (military fort + Hitler combo bonus)
(my bad,)
reroll
Winner.
WINRAR
reroll
Mecha hitler raids the survivors camp and takes all the jews and stuffs them into a concentration camp the jew banks are now open for raiding
Make the cotton pickers happen reroll
Rerollerino
rerollll
Reroll
reroll
Rerollerinoooooo
The Spics went to cut down some wood, but one got taken and converted into a loli.
The Jews constructed the bank with the leftover wood from the Spics.
-Survivors-
Population: 30 (5 whites, 5 jews, 5 mudslimes, 5 Asians, 5 blacks, and 4 spics)
Food: 1.5
Water: 1.5
Intellect: 6 (+1 from currency)
Strength: 5
-Lolis- (fuck you again again)
Population: 91 (90 lolis + 1 spic)
Food: 1
Water: 1
Intellect: 2 (Lolis are still fucking stupid)
Strength: 15 (military fort + Hitler combo bonus)
...
Shit, 29 people.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEroll
Necromancer arrives and builds a fortified anti-loli treehouse
WINRAR
King Ghidorah materializes near the Nazi Loli base and contemplates destroying the world.
REEEEEEEEEEEROLLING
Roll
Reroll
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROLLINGGGGGGGGGG
Reroll
Reroll
Nigger reroll
Reroll
Mecha hitler raids the survivors camp and takes all the jews and stuffs them into a concentration camp the jew banks are now open for raiding
I'll count it I guess. Winner.
YOU FUCK DAMMIT
Reeeeeroll
Satan takes over and kills everyone.
Lolis get cancer, blacks create "white privilege" and become feminists
REROLLING NOOWWW
Reroll
REEEEROLLING FOR KEK
He summons a dead tree from the ground and a bunch of dead niggers to build the wall.
-Survivors-
Population: 29 (5 whites, 5 jews, 5 mudslimes, 5 Asians, 5 blacks, and 4 spics)
Food: 2
Water: 2
Intellect: 6 (+1 from currency)
Strength: 5
-Lolis- (fuck you again again)
Population: 91 (90 lolis + 1 spic)
Food: 1.5
Water: 1.5
Intellect: 2 (Lolis are still fucking stupid)
Strength: 15 (military fort + Hitler combo bonus)
-Necrofaggot-
Food: 0
Water: 0
Intellect: 10
Strength: 10
Space Godzilla appears and allies with the survivors.
Survivors work to turn the shaft into farms.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEErolling
Asians penis shrink further *intelligence increases* population decreases 2
Monster X arrives and allies with Necrofaggot.
Rerolling
Necromancer begins construction on his secret weapon, "The Hamburger helper"
Reroll
Mecha hitler raids the survivors camp and takes all the jews and stuffs them into a concentration camp the jew banks are now open for raiding
How much strength does Monster X have?
Whites enslave everyone, launch attack on Lolis
Rerollinggggg
Roll
Jews buy off the blacks and Muslims and send them to attack all lolis, necro creates his own island
Given he is 400 feet tall and immune to an attack that can destroy planets, I'd say as high as you can possibly make it.
REROLLERINO
Reroll
The niggers set out to suffocate all lolis with their dicks
Rí Ról
Reroll
GID DAMMIT NIGGER FAGGOT GIVE ME FUCKING DUBS ROLERINO