ITT: the worst movie you saw in the theater

ITT: the worst movie you saw in the theater

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only movies I ever saw in the cinema were juno, terminator: salvation, TDK, looney tunes back in action, scary movie 3 and lotr TFoTR

why

If you've seen any of the following films you'll know why I can't pick between them:
Meet The Fockers
That Jonny Depp film with Angelina Jolie, The Tourist or The Foreigner or something, I can't even remember.
Alex Cross

Death Race (2008) walked out at the $2 theater no less

I saw barbershop in the theater thinking it would be Friday: this time we in a Barbershop.

I managed to sit through the whole thing too.

Juno was with school
terminator, TDK, looney tunes and scary movie were movies I saw in the theater when I was invited to go by people from my school but they ended up ditching me by not even showing up and having a huge laugh about it the next monday in school
lotr was me arranging a birthday party where I invited people from my school (different school) to come to my party and no one showed up

Have you tried the kino Sensory Friendly Films

The only movie I've ever walked out of was The Golden Compass.

The worst movie I've seen in theaters is either:
>Thr3e (2005)- a guy and his childhood girl friend are stalked by a mysterious killer who knows details of his life and, you guessed it, his childhood friend and the stalker are in his imagination
>and You Don't Mess With the Zohan

The last hobbit movie

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That alien invasion one set in an apartment building with Donald Faison. Where all the aliens are harvesting brain stems to make more aliens, then the main guy dies and gets his brain stem put in an alium but its a RED brain stem so he has control of the alien and fights the aliens in like 10 stills over the course of the FUCKING credits.

It was utter garbage, but it could have been redeemed if there was like a 10 minute action scene of the protagonist-alien fucking shit up.

God it was awful i think it was called Skyline but i cant remember.

White Water Summer. Yeah, I'm old.

Turns out, it's actually one of those cheesy, bad 80s films you'll probably like.

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Oh God the camera cuts
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>Not to mention Liam's car falls down an elevator shaft, blows up with him inside and next second later we see him walking away out of the building
This movie had no logic

no contest

Hobbit 3 probably

I voted against watching this and fell asleep through it.
fuckin friends man...

This or The Gambler, they advertised it as a marky mark action movie, but it was just him getting beat up by the mob and crying about it

Such a disappointment. Did Jackson care at all? The CGI is some of the worst I have ever seen in a big budget production

I saw this movie over The Wolverine.

Topkek. I really enjoyed it actually

Fuck you I liked corky Romano

Oh yeah, forgot I saw that shit
>legolas running up the falling bridge
>spotting all the copied actors
Even my normie friends thought they put too much work on action scenes that didn't make sense or look good

it's like 6% on rt

i was like 10 when it came out and i knew it was fucking awful

that scene with the train with the music playing went on for fucking ever
"dun dun dun dundundundun dun dun"
holy shit I just wanted to die.

>i need critics to help me form my opinions

I didn't ask for your shit opinion.

The Lawnmower Man

Scary Movie 2