Why don't you have a gf?

Why don't you have a gf?

i'm sure her father is very proud

I talk to girls about 4 times a month.

I only encounter women at the grocery store and the bank. I do not make eye contact.

The key is that you just shouldn't put women on such a high pedestal. Had to learn this the hard way but once you've figured out that you absolutely don't have to be afraid of these "magical creatures", everything else will work out fine.

That and everything is codeword for sex which happens spontaneously.

Just move her about and see how she responds. Its strange at first but its good.

i'm to smart to lower my intellect around people so they find me "annoying" ... sigh

Because I like meat too much

I don't ever leave my room

>tfw no gf to shitpost with

what do normies do in their daily lives?

Because the hotpockets always delete these threads before my fellow anons post life changing advice

Haha yeah just bee yourself hans

You don't have to shit on them either.

So you're not smart at all.

Because any interactive encounter that I have with a woman last no more than 30 seconds?

I didn't say or imply that.

But I finally do Muhammad Hans, a short stack Latina with nice tits

I dont leave the house

>dating non-white

doesn't count

If someone talks shit all the time and you don't point out how stupid what they're saying is, that's not being smart it's being apathetic.

your dear mayor would like a word with you

>the hotpockets always delete these threads before my fellow anons post life changing advice

How often do you talk to women? Do you put real effort into doing this? Could you do more?

>my mayor

nope

also he's not white himself. or is the implication you're not white too? i knew it was a coinflip with that flag

I bet she gives awful head.

I'm fat and ugly and I have one, what's your excuse /spee/?

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that's like playing the game on easy mode

Ehh, she's of the pale variety, but it's the furthest from my hand I've been, and she let's me put my penis in her, so there's that

This is where I need more practice with. A lot of times I end up being just nice to a girl because if I try to flirt or something I feel like she'll get weirded out and won't talk to me anymore and then I won't have any girls to talk to.

>meet girl online
>go on a date
>turns out to be 5cm taller
>owns a car and has started a business
>I have no direction in life after studies and have nothing to my name except savings

really made me think

Practice makes perfect.

Fuck

Don't forget that they do it...for free.

Should've asked her for a job

Autism

i was just looking for an excuse to shit on the mods desu i actually do fine

1. marry her
2. help her with her business
3. have kids
????
4. die when u are at least 80.

Perfect life imho

>tfw no qt liberal gf

Im fat and ugly and lazy as fuck that's my excuse.

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If it doesn't work out another chick will appear sooner or later, you just gotta be patient and keep trying and with each failed try learn what works and what doesn't, then apply that knowledge to your next attempt. You'll get there sooner or later.

I like it when narratives set my angry internet people get shattered desu

webm VERY related

After 8 years, she fell out of love and left me.

>leave to university
>get back to home town after graduating
>it has become a diverse a vibrant community
>didn't really notice it during the 4 years since I'd only return briefly to visit parents
>notice it now that I have a job and house here
>tfw no white girls

by angry*

post roach

>except savings

you are like a little baby, try no savings and no direction

FRESH

what did she mean by this?

buy a compass then m8

I do and she can orgasm through anal :^)

was killing turkish men part of your plan

can I keep the twink fuccbois as sex toys?

I'm unattractive, unskilled, unintelligent and uneducated.

But most importantly; I'm white.

nice try ahmed

maybe