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le pen just won

unironically want melenchon to win desu

anime

cider is shit

kelv

getting wasted lad, can't believe we are having back to back bank holiday Mondays

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quick someone call me based

Freezer you fucking mong

>ordering chicken from a burger place
'sheed

the nads are itchy

Why would anyone drink on a Sunday? Don't you have work tomorrow? Class?

tastes like horse shite 2bh

won't be cool in 15 mins I need to drink it fast

I don't get it

going to sleep in about 51 minutes when my battery runs out
until then going to lie here greedily metaphorically drinking in the gfs shampoo and caressing the outsides of her elbows

twat

>british plumbing

hope the perfidious anglo doesnt take control of continental europe

are

why do an election on a weekend?

wet a load of kitchen roll with cold water and wrap it around the bottle then fridge it for as long as you've got and it will be much colder than if you just chuck it straight in the freezer

Nope. It's 10 cans for 7 quid in northern ireland

it's fucking easter holiday

It's all but confirmed now that the second will be le pen vs macron

wrong

iirc you put it in a bucket of water with ice in and add salt or something

To encourage a larger turn out I guess.

it's because when most people can vote sweetie?
dumb rorke

ah yes, the country that started ww3

*by fridge it i meant freezer it.

but the wet kitchen roll is KEY

bit depressed that i get 5 weeks in the year to myself.

why don't we do that?

English people aren't anglo they're norman-roman-celt-anglo-saxon mutts
Also why would we be proud to be germanic? They're a literal race of no history

What?

>go to have lunch
>put kettle on boil, bag and sugar in mug
>normie pops into the kitchen
>"hi"
>"a-alri"
>quickly finish making tea and rush out without having lunch
>tfw 61kg/5'9
fuck normies 2bh

Le Pen just won

proofs?

Who gives a shit about France's election? They are completely irrelevant and black

>213 posts
no janny on sundays

hurr if it was that obvious then everyone would do it

not him but why are you always so patronising. I'm not even a rorke but you're literally the worst poster, can spot you from a mile away and you're always so horrible

>drinking cider

runtoid confirmed.

fuck turn on bbc lads stacey dooleys dead

wrong
watch this

never understood this runty mentality

want some mates? you WILL have to talk to people

if you dont want any then it shouldnt bother you what normies think of you

>Who gives a shit about France's election? They are completely irrelevant and black

a solar eclipse

the cosmic ballet... goes on

Daily reminder to read a book

>loads of people i know on my facebook feed are shilling for corbyn

fuck's sakes why did i have to grow up in such a stupid lefty part of the country

polls don't close until 5-6. results hours later

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don't like talking politics mate, it's just so annoying anyway, i'm the guy

Stay away from The Wheel of Time

scotland is a mental illness

>Sci Fi/Fantasy

lmao

>scots think they can compensate for being uninteresting and unfunny by writing phonetically

hm

on the phone

i have mates that i can talk to

i just don't want to talk to the runtoid druggie flatmates

>foot"ball"

i meant i'm NOT the guy but whatever, don't care

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i want marion to win

that joke was decent tbf. self deprecating is the patrician's wit

STICK A PONY IN ME POCKET

shut up god you're always so rude

then fuck off you reprobate

>Politics Sci-fi books
>Only options are Communism or Feminism

hm

i know loads about things and i wont be sharing any of it

you hear me? you fucking hear me? going to choose a picture to upload after writing this

edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger
foing to sleep now
note: foing rhymes with boing

ahh yes the 'tshare

i'm lodging with a family atm and it's probably worse. Rent is cheaper than market rate and my room is massive.

But they have a dog that always tries to attack me and wakes me up early in the morning with its barking. Also their kids makes a fuck load of noise at certain times.

business idea: give them the single mum's wages and see how quickly they stop flopping around

no I'm the guy

>mens football

fuckin state of it

Long live Europe and the EU!

shall neither confirm nor deny that I'm having a wank

>'men' with no muscularity, stick-like arms etc.

lol

after going to /r/unitedkingdom i now know that people who vote tory are either misguided, selfish, evil, or stupid
incredible

there's literally nothing wrong with justin trudeau

90% of Sup Forums are just sexually frustrated betas

I HATE LE SCOTLAND DID HAHA EBIC XDddddd WHEN YOU ARE SO LE BRITISH YOU HATE LE SCOTLAND

HAHA LE SCOTS OUT BUT PAKIS IN!!!111!!

Corbyn is the thinking man's candidate

Only rich boys and self hating NEETs vote Tory

it's handy to be able to put all your political opponents into a box isn't it

>there's literally nothing wrong with justin trudeau
>90% of Sup Forums are just sexually frustrated betas

Been going to the gym 3 times a week for just over a month and I look better already desu

that's me lol

results don't matter
look at me
oh wait i'm unemployed

not really funny at all is it?

why does every bizarro rorke globalist strawman shill try to imply that sensible moderate rorkes want pakis instead of (scots, europeans etc)

See?

romania is her pussy haha

You're tacky and I hate you

>scucks

lmao black guy closing his eyes to repress the memory

it's the sc*ts who want more pakis m8

see a guy like this in my gym sometimes. working hard. good lad. he's gonna make it

also one of my best mates is like this. except he's 6'4 and a doctor and girls love him. now short runts with skelly arms i feel sorry for

When is the French election and when do we find out the winner

alright lads, going to build my own PC and am looking for tips before I push the button

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never knew it was so expensive haha, wow

the medium is the message

see a doctor mate

tulisa

I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.

Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.

Not anymore conservatives are rising. Fact is your capital city is half non-white we aren't in the same predicament as you and no paki wants to move to scotland