Just curious... Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Just curious... Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

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your mom, but so has everyone else

i fucked my grandpa who participated in the 2nd world war

Got a tuggie in an airport restroom from a GoP Senator

inb4 autists spewing fantasy stories about Emmas, Tay, ugly GOT girl, etc.

Faye Reagan in Vegas before she got on meth. Also had no warts at the time.

lol'd

I hooked up with the former governor of Illinois' daughter. She was 30. I was 21.

No they haven't, but if you want virgins with fantasies to claim they have then you've made the right thread

I got fucked in the ass by the rock

Was she a good fuck?

There was this guy who claimed to have gotten Ariana Grande to suck his dick in high school, of course he was a faggot and noone believe him until he showed us quite convincing proof but still I don't if that was true.

that'sfunny because I fucked the rock in the ass once. True story

Well? Where's the proof?

Nah you probably fucked Dwayne Johnson. Common mistake

Lien van de Kelder about a decade ago. Flemish "celeb".

was it the best fucking thing ever in the realm of earthly feelings?

pics or didn't happen
>no pic related

I fucked this"variety girl" in San Francisco in the late 90s.

Here is a video of her ten years later

youtube.com/watch?v=YA7pGDMetHs

I got fucked by Mariana Cordoba. Does that count?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I fucked The Rock in the ass, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on his shaved hawaiian nutsack, he gave me 300 confirmed rim jobs. I am trained in anal sex and I’m the top westler-fucker in the entire WWF. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

weed

post proof

Not sure if this count

Actually almost 2 decades ago, middle years of highschool.

You dont take pics of that shit, you enjoy the moment. She wasnt even an actress back then, just a regular attractive girl

Does this count?

Did she spit or swallow?

Well that was quite a while ago I don't remember the main trhead topic but everything switched when this guy stared posting.

I didn't really care because Inb4 I'm a faggot so didn't save anything

But basically he showed us pictures and papers that he was indeed at the same high school that Ariana

Only came inside her. It was both our prefered "method of ejaculation" since its the most intimate.

I fucked a post-op thai hooker who said she'd also fucked mel gibson in london if that counts

>You dont take pics of that shit, you enjoy the moment.
nobody knows how to do that anymore. people would rather take 5000 pictures of themselves looking like they're having fun than actually putting their fucking phones away and doing a fun thing. welcome to the cyberpunk dystopia.

Hey me too! Ted Cruz, right?

I fucked a current Ravens cheerleader when we dated in high school. That's about it.

that's so true

Exactly. Only pics I have is current gf, almost all are post-fuck when she's half asleep. And they are for me to look at. Not to throw around boasting trying to feel better about myself.

SEND NOODZ

I once rimmed Pliny the Elder.

That is a very succinct distinction. P.J. O'Rourke attempted to make the same distinction (Modern Manners, 1983) and didn't do nearly as well.

Even that. I mean, I like teasing and all, but just full on spread legs vagina in your face, its just distasteful imo

I fucked one of the local weather girls.

I throatfucked Treebeard back when he was but a wee sapling

What distinction. I dont know what youre on about or who that is. Clarify for me?

Yes, every time I see this thread I post, I fucked a b lister named AnnaLynn McCord back in 2008.

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Not gonna say the name, but I fucked one of the infamous Dan Schneider's girls. Not bad fuck.

>be me
>study photography for 4 years
>get buff in the process because 90% of field photography is just knowing how to use your equipment quickly and how to use the lighting conditions to your advantage
>only manage to become an assistant after graduation
>my boss gets hired to shoot backstage at a Nicki Minaj concert
>we both go, I'm basically equipment bitch
>boss gets his shots
>I start tearing down our shit so we can gtfo of niggerville
>her assistant pulls me aside
>explains Nicki wants a quickie with me before the show and "asks" if I'm interested
>think maybe I can bust in her and live the good life of alimony.
>nope.jpg
>I am led to Nicki's dressing room
>disgusting perfume smell
>tens of people in the room
>Nicki has a silk sheet over the lower half of her body
>"well get goin' boy the fuck you waiting on?"
>"uh.... you wanted to see me in private?"
>"nah photo-boy I wanna make a movie, get over here"
>Nicki does her annoying ass laugh and half the room snickers at me
>she tells me to go down on her right now or I'm not fuckin at all.
>I go under the blanket
>even worse perfume smell combined with sweaty rank pussy smell
>I grab her thighs and pull myself toward "the cookie" or whatever the fuck she calls it these days
>"uh excuse me little man I didn't say you could touch a fucking thing with your hands"
>get yoinked the fuck out from under the blanket, by my ankles
>everyone laughs at me as I'm escorted out
>3 buck naked body-builder looking dudes walk by as i'm leaving
>"thanks for warming her up, fuckboy AHAHAHAHA"
>go back to my boss
>his $3000 .98f prime lens was stolen
>immediately fired when I come in to work on Monday

apparently I was never actually going to do a thing with her and she really gets off on doing this to people and then fucking her dancers instead.

details?

Met her at Nobu in Malibu. Went out for a smoke, she asked if she could have one. Started chatting, ended up in bed. She an Arby's special, wet as fuck though, didn't wear a condom, busted on her mons.

A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.

that is the best shit I've read on Sup Forums today.

I give it a 10% chance of being true, which is much higher than the average post around here.

don't be a bitch. you're user, user

Ivana bozilovic.

Look her up

sweet now the story

I've fucked a famous chaturbate model. She has over 500,000 followers so I guess that counts?

>I got fucked in the ass by a rock

ftfy

I've fucked a somewhat successful youtuber. Lol she has like 14k subscribers now and claims to be a lesbian

Which one? Greentext?

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Bump

If a contestant on a shitty syfy reality show is considered famous, yeah, I have.

I was fucking local newscaster here in Louisville, divorced blond mom, great in bed too, but she was telling that hooking up and cheating was pretty common in their business

Fucking lost it

My ex was a child/teen actor, did the westend and had appeared in CBBC shows as a kid. I didn't know until she told me because I never watched CBBC but other people I know remembered the show she was in. Can't remember if it was her or her child actor friends who she mentioned had fan pages on fb dedicated to them at one point.

not really famous, but a buddy and me fucked the girl on the left in vegas while on vacation, saw her on "raising hope" few months later

I worked on the set of Gotham for a year. We got to talk at the wrap party, things progressed from their. Her pussy was tight, but she was a boring lay. People who fantasize about teen girls have no fucking clue how shit it is.

Whaaaaaaaat. How was it? OC pics/vid?

She's fat

What did she smell like?

Very strong vanilla, a little bit of musk.

>Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?
I got head Aiden Starr before she was a pornstar. Also got head from Arabelle Raphael 2 years ago at a mutual friend's party. No sex though.

Her, and no regrets. She was a little less fat back then though.

Pink before she was famous.

Yes, I'm an oldfag.

The closest I ever came to banging someone famous was the time i visited California.

O'Rourke commented on the loss of intimacy during sex by observing how oral sex had become more popular than "real" sex. His explanation was that partners don't have to look at one another during oral sex.

When hates' a game
and love's a fuck,
who dares to call
himself a man?
– E. E. Cummings

I fucked Mary Kate Olsen, but it was before she was famous.

It's you who has no clue. People that fantasize about fucking teen girls don't want THEM to do anything except lay there and be sweet and innocent.

Did she have any piercings?

I fucked the sister of a Vancouver Whitecaps player on a cruise to Alaska if that counts lol

Lol I like this one but no one will get the joke

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Very insightful.
We did, and I always did make eye contact till this day.
Prefer giving oral to getting it though. Feel like some kind of Ron Jeremy when getting my dick sucked idk

I am actually one of her short term boyfriends from a few years back. Go through the list and guess who I am.

Her ears and bellybutton.

Hahahaha I got the joke. Good one man.

R U John Jonas

>implying any of us have the time to go through a list that long

I'm sure it's bullshit but how does she look naked

Does she swallow

Did she let you play with her asshole?

Amanda Palmer used to be a useless self important ladder climber in Boston who opened for bands like mine 20 years ago.

BJ was cash yo.

I haven't fucked anybody, famous or otherwise

>R U John Jonas

ur fucked mate tswift browses every thread

Bahahahahahha like

I remember listening to her shitty post-Dresden Dolls feminist shit and thinking "I bet this bitch was a serious slut before she married Neil Gaiman."

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Karlie Kloss

I actually simi liked her in the dresdon dolls

>14k
>successful
cool story bro

well played

Hillary Clinton. Wait that was Sup Forums.

I dont get it

she's famous for being on full house when she was a baby.

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