My aunt comes to my house a lot, she always needs help with her phone, internet, computer, etc...

My aunt comes to my house a lot, she always needs help with her phone, internet, computer, etc. Since she comes over here a lot and mostly I am home alone, should I let her catch me jerk off, and if I do how should I proceed and see if she would help me?
Pic on the left is close to her body, she's short and chubby, pic on the right is her face, her face is just a bit more rounder and older, she's 49 years old

My plan was to look out when she was coming, I have about 2 minutes to get a boner, unlock the doors, lay down on my bed, put headphones in ears so I can pretend I didn't hear her, and jerk off and let her catch me, if anyone has any better plan I would like to hear it.

don't fuck your pig of an aunt, get tinder.

pretend your passed out taking a nap have it out the front of your shorts with the. blanket kicked up your leg . either she closes the door, covers you up or gives a tug.

Tinder isn't so popular in Croatia I believe, I've had sex before but something about her just gives me a huge boner, she's divorced and probably hasn't had sex in a while

That seems like a good plan too, anyone got more ideas?

Try brushing up to her with your boner and get ballsy

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I'm 19 years old, don't really think that fetishes have something to do with younger ages since it developed recently

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He didn't ask for you permission, idiot. He's asking for tips

You should drink with her and let her catch you pop a hard one looking at her boobs...then smile and she will say 'oh you like those?' And then you kiss her. Done deal. Post pics

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Let's hope the threat stays up til shit goes down. Curious as to what would happen. Go with the falling asleep with it out plan.

Dont do this. Bad idea. Too many variables that all end up not working. Real life isnt like porn

If you honestly want to go for it, these things take time. Youre gonna need to play the long game here. Basically you need to seduce her like you would any other woman but you have to also get past that barrier of taboo. Start hanging out with her as much as possible. Is she seeing anyone? If she is, the odds arent in your favor. Anyway spend as much time as you can with her, give her compliments and flirt with her like you would a regular woman. Eventually after building up enough tension try introducing alcohol into the mix and getting very touchy with her. It gives her an out if she regrets anything happening and also lowers her inhibitions.

Again the key here is playing the long game

That would be hard since she's not much of a drinker, and would be hard to convince her to drink with me, a bit weird since I don't usually hang out with my relatives
Sorry user, nothing today, it's 11 pm here, maybe tomorrow if I'll be home alone
What if her catching me is the start, and then I talk to her in a few days to explain the myself or something like that? I don't think she's seeing anyone, she divorced twice and has 2 kids if that helps with more tips, one of them works and other one is staying with dad so I can basically go there as much as I like

Put pics of your boner on her computer and phone, see what happens.

That's not chubby, that's obese ....

I still say it's not a good idea. Unless youre hung like a horse. Even then those taboo barriers in her mind might not let her see you that way yet.

Just focus on spending as much time with her as you can and breaking down those barriers, make her feel sexy. Seduce her and she will eventually see you that way. Dont start off with your dick out. Work up to that part. Everything needs to be timed perfectly here, because one screw up and its potentially never gonna happen. Youre better off taking it really slow. Compliment her, and treat her like a normal woman and she will totally see what youre trying to do EVENTUALLY

That's just a bad advice, sorry user
She's not obese, it was hard to find a short chubby girl that matches her description, closest to what I could find without posting the real thing, her big tits and nice ass are a big bonus.

I'm not really sure how to start, I've flirted a lot with women, mostly when I was drunk, I would say I'm fairly decent when it comes to that but those girls mostly knew my intentions from the start.

Like I said. Just treat her like you would an ordinary woman. She's in all likelihood not stupid. She'll figure out your intentions eventually. Start with compliments and being charming, spend as much time as you can with her, work your way up to playful touching or massages, then introduce alcohol. Im not sure how to tell you how to seduce women, you probably have your own system that works for you. Just do that but to her.

Everything there sounds good, I get you, alcohol is not an option though since I'm 99% sure she doesn't drink, maybe an occasional drink. I'll try tomorrow, hopefully I can get some alone time with her, today I got the most amazing look down her shirt while she was laying on her bed, I don't think she saw me looking though

This user makes a good point.
Post pics of dick so we can judge.

I'm not hung like a horse, I'm a bit above 6 inches, no pics today, sry.

To be honest a much better idea would be you getting out of the shower as she arrived with your towel around your waist. Rather than just full blown having your dick out. It leaves a bit of mystery and suspense for her to wonder what's under there

She saw me get out of the shower couple of times like 2 years ago when I stayed over.
I also walk around the house in my underwear since it's hot af here.

Yeah, but that was before she saw you as a potiential sexual partner. Just work your way up to it. Start off slow. Youll get there eventually. If you spend long enough time with ANYONE you'll eventually wanna fuck them

Well I don't think she sees me as one now, hopefully I can change that.

pop a boner while wearing just underwear and pretend not to notice, while doing so keep looking at her and drop in compliments and such during normal conversation

Just take it slow. Be more affectionate with her. Give her hugs and kisses. Flirt with her. She'll get the idea eventually

Thanks for the advices Sup Forums, I'll watch the thread if someone has any questions or more tips and try to respond before it dies.

Any contact for updates?

Hmm, should I make a quick discord server or something where I could post updates?

discord gg/ 8vKuUEN
Here's a quick server that I just opened, I hope someone knows how to manage it since I don't use discord a lot

I'm gonna be honest with you here Croat bro, this thread is full of troll advice.

You're her nephew. She has a lot of baby associations with watching you grow up and everything.
Start acting noticably different around her (keywords confident, alpha, assertive). After you've established your new, mature mindset/behavior move your attention to habing your new mindset influence how you interact with her. At this point you can maybe compliment her (MAKE SURE TO NOT FUCK UP WITH A FAKE COMPLIMENT THIS WILL BLOW THE WHOLE PLAN EARLY ON)
Easy stuff like "are those new shoes? Where did you get those? You've always been so trendy/thrifty/stylish, I could probably learn a lot from you"
After buttering her with subtlw shit like that for a little while, you strike.

Normally she's asking you over for help, maybe this time you ask her over for help. Tell her you need advice.
Explain to her how you're having trouble keeping relations with girls your age because they're all (insert something she doesn't like about modern women. Too feminist. Too slutty. Etc. Old people all have this shit). Maybe slip in that you don't find them attractive anymore, you're starting to wonder what it's like to be with a developed, mature woman.

Her reaction here is key.
She will most likely seem uncomfortable, you have to read what kind of uncomfortable. Like "oh shit is dis nigga really taking this where I think he is", or "I can't believe I'm actually seriously considering this.." obviously from here, react accordingly. I'd say a good place to go from is something like "I noticed you've been single for a couple of years now. Do you get lonely too? How do you feel about younger guys, guys your age, older guys?"

Some advice I can give you from my experience fucking MILFs at 18 is that their kids/private lives can be a sensitive topic. Some get supreme turned off when you ask about their kids, others think it's really attractive that you're not intimidated and showing interest.

That's interesting thinking user, your advice is still to take it slow though like some user before you. What would be considered a fake compliment? Since I could compliment her on a lot of stuff

OP I wrote you a book, the least you could do is post her picture and maybe censor her eyes/face.
That or a (you) :c

I don't really have pics of her, she doesn't have any pictures of her on her facebook either, I would post it with censor here if I had any.

OP Discord link expires pls another

discord gg/ GTGxVK7

Fake compliment is something that you could give any girl, not specific to your aunt. So "Wow you look really pretty/beautiful/good today!" Is a fake as fuck compliment, a real version of that would be "I think it's really attractive the way you winged your eyeliner today, you're like a makeup artist"

Yes I agree that "taking it slow" is the move if you consider taking it slow not exposing/throwing your dick at her. If you're really desperate you can try the whole "call her over for advice" tomorrow, but you're more likely to crash and burn.
The compliments, the conversations, they're all a form of 'buttering her up' so that she starts seeing you as a potential sex partner. That's the only chance you have.
If you pulled that 'let her catch me masturbating' shit right now without properly buttering her up, I guarentee that when she walks in it will be embarrassing to her the same way it woukd be walking in on her own kid.

If you butter her up the way I said in my earlier post and then try the "catch me masturbating" trick, your chances of success are way higher becauze instead of embarrassment and shock, she will have already been aware of your presence as a sexual human and is more likely to feel emotions outside of disgust or embarrassment

I see what you're saying now.
I think she is seeing someone though, I still had access to her facebook and noticed conversations with a guy which were somewhat flirtish

you guys could join
to give me more advices and get updates

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