Simpsons Jokes You Never Got

>Eh they're not so bad, they even named a street after me...
*whispering*
>IT'S FULL OF WHAT!?!??!

What is it full of?

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FAGGOTS

Aids patients

NIGGERS

>inb4 sneed's feed

Maybe I smother him too much.

Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

That's not what I meant.

It was Marge, admit it.

I literally thought Homer meant they were going to go buy a chair of some kind.

Do you still not get it?

The Lady Gaga episode

Homos

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>i have the store for two more days, then it becomes the libertarian party headquarters. i hope they have better luck than i did

Wasn't Bart far too young to serve in the Gulf War?

He's eyes are messed up

I've read enough chalkboard gags to know it's the kind of thing he would lie about

>I will not say I did my service in the first gulf war
>I will not say I did my service in the first gulf war
>I will noooot.....

and so on...

Also, it's unofficial brah. No cents paid to Murcuck and Fox.

This one always gets me.

I love the east European jokes

>Worker and Parasite!
>Put it into 'H'
>(smashes the pieces off the board) PLEASANT GAME, SHALL WE HAVE ANOTHER!?!!

>simpsons retconned it so that bart fought in syria now

that t-shirt is so fucking baller!

The Ketchup/Catsup one. I think it's a joke but I'm not sure.
There's also a Futurama joke I don't get.
"Nine...ten...a big fat hen. (drags on cigar) the name's Bender."

Now that you mention it, is the "knifey spooney" a joke? I don't get it.

The Castro is a famously gay street in San Francisco.

It's crocodile dundee reference.
youtube.com/watch?v=iQrLPtr_ikE

What don't you get about this one?

It alludes me to this date.

youtu.be/cQKzesTq0Wo
One of the best Simpsons moments TeaBH

Some people pronounce ketchup as catsup and its retared

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One,_Two,_Buckle_My_Shoe

is it just a celebrity shill or what

Yes and it was supposed to be funny that a big celebrity like her somehow knows a loser like Barney.

The joke is that you get to fill in the blanks yourself

>all those ebin MANDALA AFFECT XPPPPPP comments
Fuck YouTube

hey, youtube comments are alright sometimes

>boo earns
don't get it.

>PLEASANT GAME, SHALL WE HAVE ANOTHER

i dont remember this when was it?

>What is it full of?

that joke didn't follow
if you follow el barto, homers name would be el homero

hans moleman just happened to be saying "boourns" for no reason as a nonsense phrase. the rest of the joke was stock sitcom humor that needed a little extra push of absurdism

Hooraaaaay!

That's disappointing. I though there was some inside joke behind it.

well hans is a loser and no one cares for what he says, yet he wants to be taken seriously. but still it didn't make any sense to say boo urns.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castro_District,_San_Francisco

Catsup's just the old fashioned name for Ketchup

But the article says that it was named after some guy called Jose Castro who lived long before Fidel.

That is the joke that he believes the street is named after him when in fact it isn't, and that it is full of degenerate sodomite faggots who are committing sins in the eyes of our Eastern Orthodox God. Tri Prsta!

Actually ketchup and catsup are different. Ketchup had more tomatoes in it and catsup had a more garlic and vinegar but it was so similar people thought it was the same.
They did an episode of this on Mad Men remember?

what is this from?

im still amazed at how someone could be ignorant enough to type this comment

'We're Here, We're Queer, and we don't want anymore bears!'

'Where did you hear that chant homer?'

'Oh, I heard it at that mustache parade they have every year'

They also tried to pretend for seven seasons that Peggy wasn't the hottest piece of ass around, remember that?

That made me dawww. That shirt has the same early 90s innocence as the first couple seasons of the show.

Beards?

Ha, that's clever.

When Lisa takes the buss to the museum and gets lost. She ends up in the russian district and gets scared.

Bear is the term for a big hairy gay person

Beards are what you call a gay guys girlfriend.

Beard is also a term for a gay male's fake wife, also bear doesn't rhyme with here and queer

youtube.com/watch?v=HyVMiE7jAJo

Beard doesn't sound anything like bear though. Why would Homer get them mixed up?

The joke is that Homer is dumb

The Simpsons

Dude, you're wrong, get over it.

This, basically.

Castro is the section of San Fransisco where the homosexual community flourishes.

I'm not . You're one makes no sense.

first syllable

He's not me

He took the chant and changed beard to bear for their purposes

why would homer have heard that at the mustache parade though?

it's from mr plow, season 4

Either they're gay and want to be out in the open, or they're moustache afficianados and don't want beards

>2001-2006=music is changing
>2007=ghetto music but good and relaxing like akon dont matter

What did they mean by this?

what's so fucking funny about "chuck's feed & seed"?

>2007
you've read the yt-comment, right? and thats what is bothering you the most?

Is there a link to buy this shirt?

It's called snEED's fEED and sEED.
It was formerly called chUCK's.
Now replace the bold EED's with UCK's to make the rhyme work with Chuck.

It's not really funny, just being too clever for their own good

>Also, it's unofficial brah. No cents paid to Murcuck and Fox.

no shit sherlock

Fuck and suck

sure that would be funny, but it doesn't make any sense. the new obviously owner kept the old name, since no other information regarding a name change was given. that or the store's name used to be simply "chuck's"

>but it doesn't make any sense

That's why it's called absurdism

It's called a joke mate, it doesnt always make 100% sense and requires at least some suspension of disbelief.

well if it doesn't make sense, how do you know that's the joke? you're just grabbing thin air. or do you simply want it to be the joke.

or it's just occams razor and the most obvious answer (homer took the chant directly from the parade, not altering it in any way)

either way, congrats on killing the joke

am i right in remembering swearing in the early seasons?

i'm sure some commentary confirmed it if you're so in need of having it explained

rye commentary etc.

yeah one of Bart's earlier catch phrases was "fuck me sideways!"

Buddy I think you may have a terminal case of autism, not even kidding. Either that or you're German.

Chuck is another word for throw or pitch. Pitching is a term used in the gay community for giving anal sex. The gay community convenes on Castro Street.

>pretend

I mean I would fuck her, but Mad Mens female cast was so fucking attractive that she really wasn't

Why were Bart and the big brother guy watching Ren & Stimpy?

It's not even a spoof or joke, it looks just like the real show but animated by Simpsons people.

Which is where they hold regular mustache parades, now you're getting it

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A joke is disappointing unless it's referential humor, huh? Just not deep enough otherwise

Who the fuck is that pissing?

Bart cum Calvin du et Hobbes

"Pero aqui todos somos amigos mi chico"

Rolaids

*Eludes, you imbecile.

No, it's the allusion that's preturbing me

animators were probably fans

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