WHATS WRONG WITH MY DICK

WHATS WRONG WITH MY DICK

> be me months ago
> dick gets dry, bit of redness on top
> second day get nauseous, have to shit at night, etc, but this goes away in 2 days
> Sup Forums says I'm dehydrated
> visit GP, do bloodwork, everything
> blood comes back negative
> GP says its fungus
> use off-the-shelf cream
> it seems to work but dick never comes back to normal
> visit doc again
> prescribes anti-biotic mega-extra-fungus killer, keep using cream
> same, never returns normal
> visit other doc, says its balanitis
> gives me balanitis cream, start using
> same as the thrush cream, almost returns to normal but redness remains
> days, weeks pass
> been almost 2 months
> had like 4 blood tests done, visited doctors like 8-10 times, but most of the time they did not even bother to look at it

> 4 days ago
> visit private doc
> show him the D
> its like bloody on top, with skin on top
> he says "its inflamed a bit"
> I was like "WHAT"
> prescribes me thrush cream again, different one, go home

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> get home from doc
> pull back foreskin
> it looks absolutely fucked
> PANIC.WEBM

> 3 days ago
> looks like patches of damaged skin
> foreskin also inflamed

> 2 days ago up to current moment
> have the chills and nausea at night again
> dick is the same

I'm not discounting the possibility of incompetence of your doctor, but it is possible for a fungal infection to do permanent damage.

Like... this would be a prime example of Herpes. HSV-1 or HSV-2.

BUT!
- It would be periodic. It started after one day of sexual contact (w/ protection). HSV should have started days later.
- There were no spots or whatsoever. Not back then, not now.
- Test came back negative but I also did it soon after the first occurrence and these tests can take up to 180 days even to show it 100%.

Yeah, but the foreskin was also inflamed. My symptoms match up with Balanitis to be honest, but the recent "worsening" 2-3 days ago was totally unexpected. Like after the chill went down at start, and until now, it was only dry and bit red and that's it. But when I went to visit the doc and pulled the foreskin back I was like "OH SHIT".

Thanks for replying btw.
Pics incoming. (no homo)

Did they check if you are diabetic?

> filename
SNIIBBETY SNAB

I had a full blood work, and they checked for blood sugar, that came back "OK", like my value was perfectly fine.
But I did not have a "sugar test" specifically. Should do one, but at the moment I just obtained a paper that will allow me to visit the doctor as soon as Monday.
Then again this is the doctor that looked at it from 5 feet away and said "it's only inflamed".

Ask for a steroid. If it is merely inflamed, the steroid should completely clear it up. If it doesn't, then it's not merely inflamed.

This is how it looked like when I got back from the doc. (Side pic incoming.)

To make these pictures...
> need like 20 minutes to very slowly pull back foreskin while pouring lots of water on it

Ah yeah, there was an urologist doctor who pulled the skin back, checked it.
He gave me a cream that should reduce the inflammation and it contained a small amount of steroids too.
It was anti-thrush as well.

I kept applying the cream, but after I ran out, I visited my normal doc.
Because my dick didn't return to normal.
He prescribed me the same cream, but the shop gave me a bit stronger, a different one (same product name, brand though).
Didn't feel any different. Kept using it for two days, until I visited this doctor and ...this happened.

I mean...
It's very possible, that the creams and shit destroyed my dick.
But...
- Why did I have this "regression", which is basically worse than it ever was?
- Why did the redness and dryness always remain?
- Why did I always have the red-ish foreskin?

By the way the doc mentioned that I might need to get circumcised and I do not fucking care if it fixes my dick.
But he left for vacation a while ago, so I could not visit him again (nor now when it became so bad).

I don't mean a topical steroid, i mean a pill steroid.

Oh.
Well I will try to get through that doctor's thick skull on Monday. Like it's my last chance to get it fixed.
It's extremely painful to pull back the foreskin, and as I said it takes like 20 minutes for me to clean it each day (I do this 3-5 times a day, with some neutral cleaning cream.)

The pill won't likely "fix" it, it will just determine whether what is really happening is JUST inflammation.

Like, that's a thing that can happen. That something gets inflammed, and your immune system keeps fighting, even though there is nothing there to fight except the damage caused by the inflammation itself.

If it keeps happening over and over then it's possibly an auto-immune disorder, but it's possible to get "cases" of that without it being an auto-immune disorder.

But it's also possible that there is something there that is causing your immune system to fight it, and it's just that the antibotics and the anti-fungals just haven't killed it.

What you have is not a destroyed dick, it's a dick in the midst of fighting something. Don't know what it's fighting, but if your dick was merely destroyed it wouldn't be swollen, red, and filled with blood, it would just be a ton of scar tissue.

By the way, does it look like herpes?

Fuck me, but what's the solution here?
I am shocked by the way that the docs were too lazy to even do a thrush test or cotton swab or anything.
The STD test was done by a private place that I looked up. My generic doc did some HIV/gonorrhea test a week ago... only after so many weeks of no progress. And it came back negative again. Then again he didn't test for herpes.

Why am I obsessed with herpes? Well it can be passed even with a condom. But maybe my sexual life is entirely unrelated to this. I don't know to be honest.

I imagine because herpes is a weirdly behaving, non-curable disorder, and in your desperate desire to get an explanation, a weird, non-curable disorder would explain this.

Unfortunately, despite your many attempts and failures, your only recourse right now is to keep trying doctors. However, you might, on your next visit, ask to be referred to a specialist. General practitioners try general cures - and they get awesomely good results statistically speaking doing it, but obviously not always.

Like...
Steroid pills to fix it, swab test for thrush check, HSV blood test, and finally circumcision if the balanitis does not go away ... ?
(Pretty cool that you have to come up with the solution. Free healthcare rules. (Where you, of course, have to pay for expensive tests done by private companies, because the doc just won't do them.))

man you are fucking diyng

Dude... well fuck me.
I'm a chemist/Biologist enthusiath user... and yes I will comply with you to say that you have done well by going to the doc and getting pills and whatsnot...

but couldn't this be part fongus and part psicosoma? as if your own concerns are making you sick...

I know it sounds retarded, but really, what other thing should be? Notice that you are totally damaged over your condition and stressed by it...

It could be that you, yourself.... are making you sick.

I know I know... inb4 shut up new era fag... but... take it into consideration, you are washing it for hours and killing all the natural defenses of your own body.

I tell you all of this because I had the same problem, but it was because my bitch ex gf screw me over after cheating on me.
So... kind of experience talking here.

Hmm, thanks, I see.
Well, herpes have so many symptoms written online, you could match it with anything.

But yeah I had the sickness, bad stomach, the feverish part when this whole shit started, and now again when the regression happened days ago. But that's basically all I can tie to herpes. There are no bumps, there is no itching, there is no scabbing, no scarring, nothing like that.

Peeing never hurt, only once today (guess it's getting worse? I don't know).
At first there my penis had a burning sensation, but it wasn't as bad. After a week of the basic thrush cream that went away.
It's possible that this was thrush then Balanitis.
But after using the cream (then antibiotics+cream) should have fixed the thrush, and the Balanitis cream should have fixed the inflammation.

There is only this bit: So that may be the missing piece from the puzzle and once it's applied things will get swell.

I guess so. Then again this could happen to anyone (which is just fucking sad tbh).
And you can see what suffering you have to live through.

It is possible that his "chills and nausea" is psychosomatic, but the red inflamed dick is not coming from mind powers.

And defense lowering effects due to the stress? that's because I said that it was part of the fungi kingdom and the mind kingdom... anyway, I do agree with you mate...

What you are saying, makes sense and is totally not a dumb suggestion.

At first, when I had the chills and the sickness, I believed that was partly due to the panic like "OMG I caught some serious shit fuck my life". But then that phase went down, and only the dry skin + redness remained. Since weeks passed, I started to just you know, live with it. So that's the reason why I think it's not just myself causing it. Also I am not that overly panicky type. When I had that bloody part on it days ago I did have a "FUCK ME" moment, but I didn't start to panic or anything. Yet I had this nausea and chills again.
(Which could be due to the damaged tissue healing, my body trying to fight something, etc.)

See, I am dying.
I mean, most STD and shit should show up soon after the contact. But it came back negative.
Herpes takes a long time to show up, but my dick does not show any symptoms.

Only UTI was not tested/checked, diabetes, and the usual thrush. And of course Balanitis, but that's like the thing that came with it.

> Inb4 why I am trying to play Dick-Columbo here
Because the doc will be looking at me like "what the fuck you want", and it's like I have to explain what happened, what might it be, and what he should do. It's ridiculous. Or sad. Well, sad mostly. Fuck me.

It's thrush
You just have shit hygeine and dont take care of it, thats why its not going away.
I've had it too, took a month to get rid of.
YOU HAVE TO WASH UR FUCKIN COCK KEEP IT CLEAN THEN USE CREAM.
looks like u just slather cream and forget about it like all is good.

Tldr it's thrush i had it once got it from a chick with yeast infection.

> shit hygiene
But that's wrong. I cleaned my dick daily all proper before all this happened.
After it happened and used the cream, I cleaned it 2-3 times a day, then I reapplied the cream.
I did use too much cream at the first time, I have realized that.

Then there was the period when I had the steroid + anti-thrush cream.. I made sure I applied it very thin, carefully. And I did that for a good 3 weeks. Then a few more days with the new, stronger cream too.

But now I have Balanitis as well.
And I doubt I can apply the thrush cream on this dick (I would piss myself from the pain).
(Now I have a new cream and pill that the doc prescribed, but the fuck can I do. Take the pill only until my dick normalizes, then use the cream?)

You're not dying. Literally worst case scenario you just have the dick amputated. Whether that's worse or equivalent to death is debatable. I don't think so.

But second to worst case scenario is an auto-immune disorder. Which you fix with some combination of regular steroid usage.

But most likely, you have some kind of fungal or bacterial infection that is causing it, and the anti's you've been taking just haven't killed it. Fungal infections are the most tenacious diseases we know about. Antibiotics kill fast. Antivirals work to a certain degree, but they definitely work to that degree. Fungal infections are the only lifeform which we actually can be said to fight with.

Stop with the fuck my life. Your body is fighting something and you have to side with it.

Sadly my mate, I think that the first enemy is yourself. Be cool and GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER.
Then, treat the disease from every angle, first your mind and then your body.

> amputation
Well they should just put me to sleep then lmao. I don't want to be Chris Chan the second.
Jokes aside...

Okay. Let's say it's thrush. (Though there was no red patches, only bit of redness. No itching. Only a bit of burning sensation at start. No pain from pissing. No cloudy piss.)

What caused the feverish/chilly feel at start, and now?
What caused the regression that happened 3-4 days ago when I visited the doc?

- Like I kept applying the steroid cream for balanitis/thrush (the latest I used), then I saw it become a bit red. (Red 0 day.)
- Stopped with the cream, visited the doc the second day. (Red+1 day)
- Went to other doc. (Red+2 day) This is when it got so bad.

By the way I know my story is a bit mixed up, keep in mind it's months of suffering and I did not expect much people to reply. But I am thankful for each reply, this is more help than most doctors had for me. I also keep a document for myself about all the products they prescribed, the doctors I visited, the bloodwork I done, everything.

Fever and chills and nausea all happen when your body thinks you've got an infection.

But your body doesn't think that directly because it knows that there are microorganisms in your body that shouldn't be there. Your body thinks that because your immune system is activated somewhere and is sending out "we're fighting something" chemical signals. Your immune system can do that because there is actually something to fight, but it can also do that because our immune system is retarded sometimes.

People who have no infection, but their immune system is acting up can also get those infection symptoms.

put natural yogurt on your dick and stop worrying, as a sufferer of periodical anxiety I know the chills and nausea you're referring to, trust me its self inflicted due to the worry that your dick will be damaged goods for life.

It looks a lot like what I had when I was around 16, exam periods with about three wanks a day and no proper cleaning. I remember trying all sorts of things. Washing it loads, applying creams (they hurt and made it worse) drying it with a blowdryer... In the end it left, after I left it alone for a while. What you gotta realize with the anti trush creams, is that too much irritates your skin and keeps it swollen, moist and irritated. My guess would be an antibiotics cure and trush cream, complete the cure and leave the fucker alone apart from the normal once every 2 day wash... Might take weeks but it should slowly get less...

Yes.
Also one thing I was told to combat mine and to keep it clear is.
Lower your sugar intake for awhile no sweets if you can help it.

Keep ur dick dry apart from the cream of course. humidity is your enemy nice breathy breezy boxers or it will just keep re-occuring.

What I use to do is wash thoroughly and fan off literally infront of a fan until it was dry then apply cream and wore loose breathing clothes down below.

I'm the biologist user... and I say ... FUCKING THIS!

But I don't know if the yogurth holds out as an effective treatment... I don't get the logic of it. I can understand the PH and the lacteum dependant Fungus... but... After that, do you really thing that it will hold out even against specially designed medicines and topic creams?

.... A man can only dream of a cured dick with yogurth...

They arent gonna cut ur dick off unless by some tragedy it became necrotic.
Half of these anons are fucking with you

And the other half?

Makes sense and I thought about this as well.
But fuck me why is it like Herpes (you know, it happened once at start, and now.)
Between these two I had no chills/fevers or anything.

Btw all along my dick was like "almost very normal", except if I didn't pinch and pull my foreskin ( to you know, put it back ), it would leave a mark on my dick (not kidding). And it was also dry.

Probably. But I really did not worry at the second outbreak at all.
At first.. I don't know, I believe the sickness came first, then I started to worry.
Then again I forget things that I did 5 minutes ago.

> Lower your sugar intake for awhile no sweets if you can help it.
May have fucked up a bit there, I ate quite some watermelon and sugary shit when the regression happened.

> Keep ur dick dry apart from the cream of course
I use a hairdryer on coldest setting to dry it with retracted foreskin (from longer distance). Did this each time I ever started with creams.

They know what's up and that it's going to be dogfood soon. ;_;

There is already fungus and bacteria growing and causing this.
This asshole and the other faggot are telling you to put cultured bacteria and sugar (excellent foodsource for all this bad shit) on ur dick ontop of the fungus and bacteria you already have.

>Blow straw to make color crystals

It is the absolute worst case scenario. Note, that i am specifically contradicting the worst case scenario of death. If, for whatever reason, no knowledge of god or man can stop this dick from being painful, inflamed, and rotting, then you just cut that chunk off, and you're fine.

That's really fucking unlikely, but it is reason to be pretty sure you're not gonna die.

Are trying to help you, lauging at you, but helping.

it's the internet user. can't blame him and it is a free bump.
I mean, people should look up all advice they get. who knows, crazy shit may work sometimes.

until Monday I am just cleaning it every few hours (a fuuucking torture) and that's all I can do really.
took an antibiotics pill (only one, I know, it was a mistake) when I got back from the doc who prescribed the new med, but then I stopped after I realized I cannot apply the cream on my dick.

Death is better than losing your dick though.
Like your wife can take the house, maybe the kids sometimes. But if you lose the D, what else remains...

Bioanon here... I've used this cream to relief the synthoms... the trick is that it has some special tissue regeneration compounds, so. It will make a difficult ph for the motherfuckers as well will regenerate your skin...

Give it a go, I used it and it helped me.

I don't know why the inflammation is intermittent. If it is herpes, then yes, that'd explain why intermittent, but lots of problems can be intermittent. I'm not contradicting the guy who says "you just need to hygiene your dick right" because it isn't impossible that's the explanation or a contributing factor, i just think it's unlikely because our body is make of hardier stuff than that implies. Tons of people mistreat their body on a daily basis and the body can roll it with it and not turn into a red inflamed boil.

If you had diabetes, then it's more likely that would be the explanation because diabetes can basically make your immune system and healing process touchier than fuck. Without diabetes the explanations i gave are more likely.

The problem with anti biotic pills though is if you start but stop taking them mid treatment it regresses to full flaming fire of fuck.
Anti bio pills should never be a half measure.

I disagree. I mean, it's fun to pretend that the dick is all there is, and i, along with you, play that game on a normal basis. But i'm this seriously, so seriously speaking that as the worst case scenario is crap but doable.

Yeah I am not from the US and I visited a pharmacy, asked for such a cream, but they could not help me.
Will do a second try on Monday.

There is a "repair cream" that people often use around here: amazon.com/Neogranormon-Epithelizing-Irritation-Healing-Epithelialization/dp/B00B047XXM
But this just made my dick red. Don't worry I used this way back then, after the doc prescribed the first thrush cream.
He said this will help the repair.

I mean, if I think about it, it should help now too... but after it made it red, you know, I am just scared to apply it.

> herpes
I wrote above, I don't know. There are no bumps anywhere. There is no scabbing. There is no liquid filled bump, anything like that.
Only the sickness part comes and goes (happened only twice, at start and now). And of course, herpes does not last months long.

> diabetes
I will try to get a "sugar test" on Monday. Once I get back from the urologist, I will visit the generic doc to get one.
Also get a herpes test again from him.
I just hope he won't fuck around and give me the tests.
(The private clinic is far, otherwise I would have already repeated them.)

I know. :(
But I took one after it was so bad, so that didn't cause the shitstorm. Probably did not help either.
But after taking one I had the choice of taking ONLY the pills or stop... didn't know better.

You are fucking with me... does it really gave you a hard time? a cream made for fucking babies?

shit.... Didn't saw that coming.

Give me a minute to compare the composition of the creams, perhaps...

By the way, thank you all for the replies, ideas, comments, help.
We'll see what the future brings me and the rotten dick.
Will make a new thread probably if there is any progression.

This cream is also marketed for babies and shit.
I dunno, I just applied it instead of the thrush cream so it could regenerate, maybe cure the dry skin... but in the morning it was only red, you know. More red than usual that is.

One more thing i will say is, i don't know how you are when you interact with your doctor.

That's an issue with some people. Some people go to the doctor and don't say what they want, or give a long explanation, they just expect the doctor is an expert, so they'll always know the right, relevant questions, and they'll always tackle the problem like a differential diagnosis from house to get to the bottom of this problem.

Some doctors are like that. But with other doctors, you need to tell them everything, go out of your way - be willing to waste their time if you think it's important, and be aggressive in expressing what you want.

>be willing to waste their time if you think it's important, and be aggressive in expressing what you want.
I know what you are saying and most doctors are like this ^.

However I tried to be "aggressive" (i.e. push info on them, describe as detailed as possible), but only a few cared.
Like the first GP that prescribed the thrush cream, and the urologist who went on vacation. Both are on vacation now btw.

The two docs who are now "active", is...
- One dude who checked it Friday and said "it's not bad" even though I could not even pull back the foreskin and he saw the bloody/pus.
- And the other urologist who checked it on Wednesday from 5 feet away. Shit was fucking weird too.
> go to private office at 3:30pm
> he is open from 4pm to 6pm
> there are so many people fuck
> have to wait until 7pm to finally get in
> he offers his hand that I have to shake (wtf)
> then I have to use MY hand to touch my penis and pull back the skin (after shaking his hand)
> then he diagnoses my penis from 5 feet away

> inb4 I am detective Monk
No, but it's just unhygienic to shake everyone's hand then do all this, fuck.

And there were people there in the line who said they have been coming to him for years now.
The fuck?

Ok... as I can read here...kremmania.hu/kremek/neogranormon-kenocs the fucking baby cream is made mainly and only with vitamins or substances alucives at them... the "ergocalciferol" shouldn't be an agent of irritation... you know, these creams are made for babies, and hypoalergenic compounds are usually quite stable and wont hurt the enfants motherfuckers....

You know dude, stay with the psycosoma idea on the side, perhaps it's not far off of a solution.

The cream that I was showing you (as described here laroche-posay.es/productos-tratamientos/Cicaplast/CICAPLAST-BAUME-B5-p6094.aspx ) it's mainly and sort of the same fucking thing...

I'm kinda confused here... sorry not being able to help you more.

Most people do not get weird diseases that require more intensive inspection or ministration than a pill or "you should probably stop doing X".

Their algorithm is very very effective for 95% of human ailments. And frustratingly ineffective for that other 5%

Didn't ignore this one btw, thank you.

tl;dr: Two docs cared, both are on vacation. Two didn't, they are the only two I can reach.
Chances are huge sadly that I will end up with Mr. Handshake on Monday.
That's why I try to come up with some battle plan... how to shove information on him, how to get help out of him, and how not to get just ignored by him.

"Can reach" is strong btw, the generic doc is available each weekday, but he is like "fuck off".
The other... If I book an appointment, I have to wait a month.
If I get a special paper like I did, I can reach him within days.
Otherwise, I can reach him once a week.

> sorry not being able to help you more.
Ha, are you kidding? Every bit helps, and you helped a lot.
I might give it a try again, and thank you very much for going such lengths.
As I said I tried the pharmacy for some other cream but the woman was really bitchy at the counter.

And I was surprised too. It felt a bit hot after applying and it had a "greasy" feel to it.
But then I went to sleep. Woke up next morning, wanted to wash it off, and you know my dick was just red.
Like more red than usual, that is. So obviously I crossed it off the list like "this won't help".

Fuck me for being 5% tbh. ;_;
Btw I had phimosis when I was a kid, then they did something (didn't circumcise me) and never had a problem with it really since then.

I feel sad for the bloke who falls for this.

gotta leave now for a while, feel free to bump the thread if anyone has questions/contributions/story to share.
and again as I wrote above , thank you all.

STOP FUCKING FAPPING YOU LOSER