What could I use as a dildo? I want a dildo for my asshole but I'm too embarrassed to actually buy one in public

What could I use as a dildo? I want a dildo for my asshole but I'm too embarrassed to actually buy one in public.

me, it's me Chester from linkin park

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Go to adult store buy ur dildo and a gift bag and a gift card lol

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Buy online you shithead.

A banana and a condom. I luv it.

I feel your pain, Have you tried the back of a lint roller, I used one a couple of times,

Carrot is better

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my dick

Just order one on Amazon. The boxes are just standard Amazon boxes.

this too

Carrot or one of those hothouse cucumbers.

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

trips don't lie

Asparagus, carrot, toothbrush, etc etc. c'mon man, it ain't that hard, just be creative

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Checked 'em. Nice trips

I had the same problem.
I bought a brush for that same reason with the perfect handle that I wanted.
I took it out and it was covered in shit.
Never again.

I have one of these but will it injure my delicate anal cavity if there are chemicals like bleach and windex on it?

wash it off, dumb ass.

Are you retarded?

do it pussy i did, wasnt that akward

Would this work? It's a plastic light saber

Because shit is in your ass. What did you expect?

how about stop being a underage fag

Might be rough, but sure.

Well I did it a bunch of times, it was really the last time that it happened.
I was more careful the first few times, to eat less and make sure I was empty.

buy online

order one off amazon you underage faggot

cute leg

Go to store.
Go buy bday card.
Go buy visa gift card.
Go home.
Go Adam and eve dot com.
Go select poop shute puncher.
Go to checkout.
Go enter gift card numbers.
Go wait.
Go get delivery.
Go fuck yourself.
Profit???
You shut the fuck up.
We profit with better content.

Traps are gay and so are you.

Watch for rough seams.Take the last section off of it or it will fall down into the hilt part while using it. Should come out if you aren't worried about kind of breaking it

try one of those big mag-lites. pretty colors and everything

I've seen this same plunger at work and wanted to give it a go

Someone said hairbrush already but thats definitely the easiest way to go. Go to walmart and get something not too big without a rubber/gummy handle, the rubber will add friction.

The bottle will clog up with shit

you must not actually want as ass toy

>be me working in ER
>every fucking national holiday some dude comes in with a bottle stuck up in his ass
>every fucking one of them tries to explain "I was drunk and playing with my femfriends"
>yea, yea
>drunk, yea, femfriends, yea, always everyone of you, always the same puny pathetic alibi

why the fuck I get paid to remove bottles from the anuses of gay faggots?

>inb4 what a time to be alive

Kill urself

just make one on your 3D printer