If your eating your stake and it not rare as fuck your a faggot

if your eating your stake and it not rare as fuck your a faggot.

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you're*

Jesus Christ, man. What is this, amateur hour?

"You're" a faggot, that aside I agree with your post

If you can't spell words like steak and you're then you're a cockgargling fartbox puncher

>Can't spell words correctly
>Eats rare steak
>Doesn't go blue rare
Fuck off OP.

>mfw I've been posting the link to A Place For My Head by Linkin Park for almost 2 days and nobody has understood why.

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Steak can be good well done. Slice it thin and cook in a wok with onions and mushrooms. Whack on top of a pile of fries and pour over a blue cheese sauce. Better than your plain rare meat.

stfu fag

Do you cook?

This.

>stake

Nobody gives a shit. Kys

Die

I like mine medium well. I'm also gay

>medium well
>also gay
Yes

wasting one of the top inventions in history.
fire is an auxiliary stomach that expands the variety of foods we can eat, as well as enabling us to eat more meat than otherwise

ykys

Retard. I think you may have a touch of Creutzfeldt–Jakob.

only faggots eat their steak pink
pittsburgh rare is the minimum
A good steak is completly burned down on a closed grill

Why would you care how I eat my steak? Why would you care what beer I drink? Why would you care what coffee I drink? Why would you be a snob about food? Fucking faggot

>auxiliary stomach
>enabling us
being this fucking beta

my wife cooks for me because im not a stupid fag

Enjoy cancer.

I prefer my steak well done and slathered in ketchup+A1 sauce

It's the only way I eat them anymore, it's just too good.

Make a sauce with double cream, brandy, onion, garlic and blue cheese. Cook a sliced onion and 10 mushrooms in a wok untill they are well done, Slice a sirloin steak in 5mm strips and throw in for 45 seconds. Dump in bowl on top of fries and cover in sauce. You don't even need a roof tile to serve or a knife.

Yeah, uhh, i dont know. That looks like shit bruh

That actually sounds pretty good

Nah I like mine well dine like the God Emperor

Disgusting.

It's hard to have a bad meal when it's a well dine lol

>God Emperor

Who's that?

I like my steak nice and crispy

Idiot.

>not recognizing a joke
>falling for bait
heh

I just cant do the rare thing yet.
i guess i am a hetero faggot.

I do love a good prime porterhouse, sirloin, and filet though, willing to pay for the better.

but I am just stuck at "medium" with shallot butter. when I order medium at good steakhouses, it tends to "almost" be medium rare, so there is that, i guess.


but rare, nah, just cant do it. reminds me to much of what I used to feed my pet bobcat

The only thing I like rare is my Pepe's

ITT: nIggers fire not discove.r

I burn all my meat so it's super crispy and sweet.
I know the carbon will kill me, it was a good life

I eat my meat medium-well. I don't eat meat that is still alive.

forgot to mention boneless new york, too

checkd

that redness isnt even blood
and the blood isnt blood

I like rare steak. Just not too rare.

>but rare, nah, just cant do it. reminds me to much of what I used to feed my pet bobcat
I've been thinking about getting a lynx myself, how did your experience go?

>if your eating your stake and it not rare as fuck your a faggot.
I don't trust most places to do a rare correctly.

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Name's too pure for mortal ears bruv. Nobody knows.

*If
*you're
*It's

Rare steak is garbage. Medium to medium-well is good. Rare is like eating blood-flavoured jelly and will make you sick if cooked wrong.

Humans cook their food, especially meat, for very good reasons. Do what you want faggot, but don't expect everyone to subscribe to your shit taste and stupidity.

OP is a massive faggot.

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The day dubs lied

I always order med rare though because a shitty restaurant can't be trusted with a rare steak

>shitty restaurant
>ordering steak

not mcd-tier shitty I mean like Texas Roadhouse where they're steaks are good but if I order rare I'll get food poisoning

Shut up you vampire wanna be go fuck yourself to twilight while I eat my something well done with ketchup so I don't get a fucking stomach worm

Agreed!

Am I a faggot for being allergic?

>ketchup

I'm getting sick of this rare steak meme, I order my steaks rare, but who actually gives a shit what someone else prefers their steak to be

> REEEE You shouldn't like what I don't like

You faggots telling this guy to die because he says it can be good to have some well done steak pieces once in a while are fucking retarded

and you should be ashamed of yourself

>inb4 you get every disease you can get from undercooked meat

>eating raw meat
It's like your're actually retarded.

>calls someone retarded
>uses the wrong your

It's your* faggot

lol

*youar're'st
Dumbass

Something well done with ketchup not specific

You're both wrong

Your're is wrong

Your is wrong

put an extra "r" in by accident

Showed your autism by giving shit for user's grammar while getting it wrong yourself

RETARD

Got someone triggered
Bait successful.

>eats steak
>calls other people a faggot
>thinks they are also not a faggot

>cockgargling fartbox puncher

if you can't afford a nice but it probably tastes better to burn it.

prof chef of 5 years says

op is correct

That's not a steak you fucking thundercunt

>if your eating your stake
What am I, a fucking beaver?!

You faggots look like you know the taste of a man.

Raw meat in your mouth nasty faggots.

Kids.. kids..
both of you are just ...awful.
Just another in the way person that no one cares about.
Shut the fuck up.

top kek

>it not rare
>it's

>2017
>eating meat
lmao

Meat is murder. You carnivorous cuck.

Steak isn't meat.
Go troll somewhere else.

All lesser animals deserve to die

>Steak isn't meat.

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Well done with ketchup on the side pls

oh yeah, well if you're so fucking smart explain to me how steak is meat?

Well Done!

Not even gonna touch that.

nice and dripping, like eating out your girlfriend during her bloody show. has me drooling just thinking about it.

touch that one

how does no one remember?

well done with ketchup

It depends on what the cut is how it should be cooked. Now run along and play with the other retards

they're eating themselves alive

ITT

poor people that don't know what quality steak tastes like because they buy pleb shit like rump and then burn the fuck out of it

ya like chuck eye?

>stake
>your

Best post on any Sup Forums board today.

Only rare? I'd eat the cow alive you faggot.

Story Time:

>Be dating this chick. Taking her for a fancy steak dinner.

>Pick her up and take her to Applebees.

>So we get in and I order us the 2 for $20 deal they got going on because, why the fuck wouldn't you?

>She rolls her eyes at that, but whatever. It's a great deal.

>Then she orders her steak rare.

>I think you mean "cooked", I say. In other words well-done.

>No, she tells me that she doesn't like tough steak and wants rare.

>I tell her whatever, it's your life I guess and if you want to eat meat full of bacteria and viruses go ahead.

>I try to spend dinner educating her on the dangers of food poisoning and the dangers of under-cooked meat

>She just kept blowing me off and was getting pissed so I eventually dropped it.

>We spend the ride home in silence.

>When I get to her house to drop her off I say I would give her a kiss good night.

>Then I say I can't because I don't want to get sick too.

>I ask her to get out of the car immediately while touching as little as possible.

>That way she can't spread her disease all over my car.

>She gets out of the car.

>Never talk to that nasty whore again.

>The End.

cool date, a lecture with a cheap, self righteous uneducated health teacher.

70% of your organs are filters for just this sort of thing.how do you think humans ate meat without ammonia wash?

>transferring food born parasites from touching your car

thanks for the bait