ITT: Actual quotes from celebrities

>"smelled of cockroaches, with rats all over, and that there is no sewerage system, and the people do not have anything - no arms, no legs, no eyes."

Clarie Danes, on Manilla

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>"I can't believe I fit two whole fists inside my cunt" - Chloe Moretz

I like poo as much as the next but sometimes poo poo has a special tang

Tang needs to be special or poo poo will just confuse

wtf I love Claire Danes now

She was right though

>"Black cock." - Rose Byrne

>I could kill you right now, you know. I'm not stronger than you but I know people and you're all apathetic by nature now. I could reach across the table and strike your throat faster than you could react just because you'd never suspect it unprovoked from me. Every person could, you only think I'm a threat because I told you a matter of fact, and I am a threat. I'm possibly the biggest threat in your entire life simply because I'm here right now and the only thing that has stopped my from ending it is my choice not to.

>I once bludgeoned a child to death. Hundreds of children. Thousands. I never actually got caught because I didn't commit the act physically, but in my mind I have killed every baby I have ever seen in my life. Thought police don't exist, nobody will ever stop me.

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>In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

Based Carrie "I'll send you to heaven for 9/11" Mathison.

god, he's such an asshole

>In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

Not as big of an asshole as Bale after Joker shooting. Anyone have that quote?

"I really see no problem with it. At least half of the people involved are enjoying it. Why spoil their fun?"

—Zach Braff on rape

This one always gets me 100% of the time without fail

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moar

>- Rose Byrne
she likes BBC. I think her boyfriend is only Brown big cock

Why did we choose Keanu for this meme, the nicest guy from whole fucking Hollywood?

"Well, I mean they lost both parents. That's just careless."

—Zach Braff on orphans

>the nicest guy from whole fucking Hollywood?

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Italians are WHITE!

Rose with an Asian guy

>You know, it's funny. Sometimes, when I look back at my career and think about what I've been in, some people call it shallow. The truth is, they're right. They're absolutely correct. And then I think about when the Nazis were correct, and would pick up baby Jews by their ankles, then swing them head first into the sides of cattle cars, splattering their brains everywhere. I think about when the Japanese did the same thing, only on rocks? I mean who can say who is right for the wrong reasons? I love acting.

>Rose with an Asian guy

See her only nude love scene she has ever done in a movie with that Asian guy below :

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Skip to 1:45 in the above vid to see her with an Asian guy. The 1st scene is a White guy trying to rape her and the Asian guy saving her.

TIL™

>"Look, you have to understand. I only found out she was Jewish afterwards. That filthy kike is lucky to be alive at this point,"

>"Every movement after sudden movement deja vu abductee sucky sucky, sticky sucky tonching, so many sensory. Dripping splashing splashing happening already, now now Billy, not really."

"I chewed that ass like a hamburger." - Laurence Fishburne

No one chooses memes my son. We only follow the will of kek.

>"have a sad cum bb"
What did he mean by this?

I'm glad I can't say I know what cockroaches smell like.

>"How can the mirror be real if our eyes aren't real?"

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>smelled of cockroaches, with rats

Shall we gather for smokes and cigars tonight?

are you serious? >>>/reddit/

these copypasta were made as a result of the nice guy meme. it's so NEETs can feel better about themselves by making him look like a bad guy

> 9/11

really makes you think

>and the people do not have anything - no arms, no legs, no eyes."

did she go to Manilla or Innsmouth?

why can no one in this thread spell Manila right

this one is actually real

His daughter's ass?

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>you decide to get tricked and look up the Claire Danes quote
>She actually said that in 1998 after filming Brokedown Palace in a Manilla slum.

>The armpit is my favorite part of a woman's body...the definition...the contours... the depth of the pocket.

- Michelle Rodriquez

>Nobody's gonna do anything to me, I will kill ANYBODY, with my bare hands. Nobody can touch me, okay. I'm strapped up. I've got my niggas with me, and I will take it to the streets, I've got love for the streets, I don't even care, but nobody's gonna do anything. Maybe Mossad. Maybe Shin Bet. George Soros will come kill me.