You hear a nigger break in. How do you defend your home Sup Forums?

you hear a nigger break in. How do you defend your home Sup Forums?

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>scattergun

good choice, my police top-folder is my go-to person-deader-maker device

Give him this..

.22 semi-auto. Fairly quiet, should have much permanent hearing loss. No overpenetration. No recoil to speak of. Place ten rounds in the knees and chest, reload, place another ten in the wrists and ankles.

I'd start with this

are you Bill Burr?
youtube.com/watch?v=xyNvbeCTRO8

This

I don't live in a shitty neighborhood

Smith & Wesson Tac40.

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unless he can fly i wouldnt worry...he heh

I'm smart enough to not live around niggers.

OP again. back up plan.

throw a banana in my neighbour's house

>Stage a BLACKED.com porn shoot
>Pay nigger $400 to fuck my wife
>Hang myself

With my zastava m-pap
(R.I.P neighbors)

this...
demographic in my area is like 3% nignog

Bear mace, then shoot and stab.

all the more reason for a nigger to break into your house, rich neighborhoods have more expensive shit to steal. plus the money you don't spend in guns you spend on security...security guard at front gate, cameras, door sensors, alarms, monitoring fees. congratulations you're a pussy. not even man enough to protect your own home.
>honey after 5 years and thousands of dollars on our security system someone is finally breaking in, what should we do?
let's hide in the closet until the cops arrive, hopefully they don't find us and rape you cause I'm not brave enough to take matters into my own hands.
Kill yourself.

I dont think you would have enough hands

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I'm ready

This. all these people saying that they are safe because they live in a better target are naive as shit

When he's blind and I shoot him in the spine, I won't have to worry about it.

Banana in a rat trap

How could you tell by HEARING that it was a nigger?

Wheewwww. That supressor got me chubb ed up user

you hear an intruder, then use statistics to make an assumption

With my fists

Fill a watermelon shell with job applications

how about we start out by getting some therapy so that you're not so paranoid about niggers, and then maybe you won't need a gun which you'll probably end up shooting yourself with

Toss him my white girlfriend. Run out the house with my gun to safety and hope my gay neighbors call for help.

looks slick bro. What cal?

I call that niggers momma.
Don't nobody stop that bitch when she comes looking for his tar ass

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All my this
Get fucked pussies

digits confirm.

Odds are in my favor, Jamal
I didn't think shareblue came in to none trump threads

.45 ACP or Mossberg 12 gauge both within arms reach of my side of the bed. Of course the dogs are the front line of defense. Weapons are for anything that gets through them. Lol. Nothing will get through those beasts

Based doggos

better be safe than sorry, aim for the fingers and toes instead

Your in california I assume

That hat didnt protect him.

kek

well i've lived in nyc for 10 years, and it's safe as fuck here.
i dont have a gun, and i've never been the victim of any sort of crime.
i don't know anyone who has a gun and I don't know anyone who's been the victim of any violent crime.
And I guarantee you there's not a richer neighborhood in the US than pretty much anywhere in manhattan.
And it's swarming with niggers here.
So your common sense might sound reasonable to an NRA meeting but doesn't seem to play out in reality.

Those headphones.

Dude, paying other people to protect your shit is alpha as it gets. Fuckin blue collar low class faggot. Try to get through my security guards and shit

shoulda had a gun

What about theft or mugging, there are many reasons to put a criminals down for good

Its never happened to him so it isn't an actual problem, ok user?

my saying i'm multicultural, not a racist, and offer him my wife
>i'm a democrat btw

>that shit loading style
why not just stick it up your ass?

Timber stamp hammer

damn, how many hands do you have?

>739779379
well this guy says escaping a shitty neighborhood just makes you more of a target, since niggers are attracted to all your shiny shit like fucking magpies or something...
and i'm explaining that no, living in a shitty neighborhood is probably what makes you paranoid about niggers, and waste tons of money on guns.

sure it is just my personal experience, but if that logic were correct no one would be left standing in manhattan, while in fact it's probably safer here than where you live.

My neighborhood has it's own police department so either way I'm good

How can i tell if it's a Negro as opposed to any other race? Do they make a certain noise when they break in? Should I respond differently if it's someone from another race, like a Hungarian for example?

with his dick in my mouth

see

Noise no. But the smell of KFC, watermelon and grape drink. Fuck son are you this stupid?

All I have is a 50lb crossbow and a knife (pic related)

Ask for child support.
He'd run away and I'd never see him again.

>no mag
going to throw it at them?

.40 S&W downstairs, .44 mag upstairs. Good enough for me.

Thanks lad

5.56

.22 gang

>spray and pray
>miss Tyrone
>kill 30 neighbors

Grab my spicy boner and run at the assailant whilst masturbating vigorously.

How very tacticool. Totally solid home defence weapon....

>.22
>going thru a wall
Go back to COD hillary

>>>/K/

You dumb jiggaboo, it's semi auto. Ain't no spray.

Watch him fuck my wife

depends which room I'm in/where he's coming from.
One end of the house has Smith Wesson 1000 - semi auto 12 gauge.
>Yes a pump is more reliable and can hold more than 3 in the tube. But fuck you, that's what I got.

Other end has Springfield Saint - AR15 in 55.6 NATO with Hornaday vmax.
>that vmax mushrooms like a mother. I'm not worried about over penetrating shit.
>Also, we got 20 acres, so I own it as more of a field gun than home defense.

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No fucking shit, it doesn't have a funswitch. You can still mag dump 30 rounds in about six seconds.

Not bad desu

I feel like getting shot with this would either lead to ass rape or pregnant.

:tap tap:
Reevaluate
..aye yo white boi..
:tap :
Ughhh MUH DIC......ughhh

>.223 at 3,200 fps being stopped by drywall

I'm not a trigger happy 5 year old

It's not a fucking 223 you fucking new fag

Spray 'N Pray

>3,200 fps
2500 maybe?

Go stand on the other side of drywall and I'll shoot a 22 at your head
You noguns faggot

Hahaha you sad mother fucker. You are not even allowed to shoot deer with .22 because it's a fucking bee sting to them.
I know, you are agitatied and you ran out of vape juice, but don't take it out on this board.

A 22? What are you going to kill? A fucking squirrel? lol

This groid knows what's up

might not make it through his thick skull

>funswitch

Most Nigs who catch a .22 just walk it off

How about you bend over and I'll slide a .357 up your loose butthole

Hand it a job application and ask it, "are you here for full time or part time?". Or the photo...

literally my only firearm is a mosin, and at the moment im all out of glorious 54r. so if a nigger breaks in im jamming the one single round of .308 i have laying around into it and hoping for the best.

i mean, its still a .30 cal round, i should be fine right?

or you could buy some more ammo...

My roundhouse kick is deadly
I'd give him one chance to run

.300 blackout to get the black out

You hear ooga booga bongo drums as he smashes your door down

why not just bayonet?

>thinking a spear chucker can pass my blade