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Matthew Bailey
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Blake Peterson
>poor dialogue
Evan Rogers
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Caleb Price
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Isaac Cruz
anyway
Michael Thompson
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Jackson Ramirez
Dimma-don't-giveashit
Blake Smith
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Levi Green
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Elijah Brooks
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Brayden Turner
Doesn't doug dimmadome's hat always stay off screen because he's such a big deal? Or something like that.
I'm surprised there isn't one in TF2 like that
Jason Hernandez
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Aaron Taylor
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Aaron White
There is a recruit in my platoon - Thinks he's the highest authority on consumerism, lectures people on choosing cars, phones and computers - Yet has never earned a penny for himself.
Not even in his time in the army.
Thinks he's the genius on phones, yet calls cellular data "wifi".
Bentley Lopez
I have no clue, but that'd be amazing.
Course now everyone only cares about Team Fortress 3 I mean Overwatch.
Daniel Brown
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Andrew Perez
meanwhile you could have just come here, I have some credentials for that sort of stuff
Aiden Edwards
I'd go friends with him. Plebs like him go high.
Owen Walker
So haze him, or have your entire platoon do it when you're all sick of him
And nothing against where you're from but I don't think that owning a car there is quite as much a necessity as in other places. What I'm getting at is that he probably has never actually driven, let alone pulled something apart.
Hang on I'll ask my brother.
Yeah, that's true. I mean it's fun but it's just another arcade style shooter.
Asher Butler
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Sebastian Allen
I guess I should let people enjoy things.
Adrian Bailey
I'm just going to post crap I find on YouTube until I fall asleep and I don't care how you feel about it.
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Nolan Robinson
that would be counter to the spirit of the internet
Dylan Robinson
>tfw this will never happen to you
Brandon Brooks
Just checked, no such hat exists.
Maybe you should give the game a try. It can be fun, and it's easy to pick up in an afternoon
bueno
Samuel Collins
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I've never been a huge fan of those fast-pace shooters.
Ethan Miller
we should be so lucky
Jack Murphy
I'm not interested in fucking consumerism. I'm whining about it because it's annoying as all fucking hell.
Can't even sit beside him minding my own fucking business for 20 seconds without him going "What phone is that? How much did you buy it for? Is the performance good? Why did you buy? That's what happens when you don't read reviews! You should buy an S8 like me because the bezels --"
I DON'T. FUCKING. CARE. I JUST WANTED SOMETHING WITH FM FUCKING RADIO.
He's not even capable of understanding basic logic and instruction. Doesn't recognise authority. Doesn't have any sort of situational awareness.
All he's tasked to do because he's so incompetent is sit at the shredding machine and put paper in the thing. And he fails to do even that.
We have direct orders not to blatantly loathe him. Though some people do haze him.
There is an unwritten tradition in my department that anyone whose birthday falls on a working day gets an extra day of leave for that birthday. Someone planted that idea into his head and suggested that he publicly go around trying to claim this day of leave. And so he goes around telling our officers and NCOs "Yesterday is my birthday. Can I get that leave?"
This extra day of leave is a discretionary matter that the commanders can choose to give or not. Of course, being the incompetent asshat he is, every cmdr has given him a big fat middle finger.
Charles Sanders
It's totally good man, I don't really like MOBAs or strategy games as much as I do shooters or FPS RPGs
Chase Ross
feelsbad
been too long since I've had a nice musky ass on my face...
anyway, I'm off to masturbate and sleep - goodnight s/fur, sweet dreams and all that
Henry Smith
I would say that having a tank is better than (a car is better than not having a car).
Because at least then you can beat the congestion.
William Clark
oh yeah that
also how does he fail at shredding paper? this sounds like it could get funny
Kevin Nelson
haha, what a fucking tard. Sounds like a real gem. Your orders sound shitty but welcome to receiving orders instead of giving them. It sounds like he'll take care of himself pretty quickly anyway.
Bye Sunshine. Have fun.
A tank would be pretty cool
Elijah Nelson
Joseph Anderson
Sleep well, sexy.
Justin Allen
Woah now, let's not get too crazy
Alexander Sullivan
Life don't care what you want, or like.
It just fuck you in the ass, till you start doing things smart.
Whatever it's your ass.
John Rogers
Adrian Rogers
He chooses to sleep at the shredding machine instead of carrying out his fucking orders, which earns him verbal punishments from the NCOs.
He has a direct written order signed by him and our lieutenant - He is to put his phone, all his cigs and lighters on our WO's desk at the beginning of every day lest he will be given informal punishment.
Puts an empty box of cigs, a lighter, and a SECONDARY PHONE on WO's desk. LT catches him on his phone. Fucking wrecks him for disobeying aforementioned order. He still refuses to take said punishment, because, and I quote, "it's unfair".
Isaac Phillips
Adrian Murphy
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Logan Wright
Holy fuck what
Nathan Sanchez
How have you been?
Benjamin Torres
idk if you use Reddit, but there's this amazing sub called youtubehaiku that's just all
Hunter Barnes
oh I was hoping he was breaking shit from doing it wrong. Yeah that stuff is crap, hopefully they just beat him for a while
Camden Collins
Nope but that's awesome
Mason Sullivan
>hopefully they just beat him for a while
Our officers aren't allowed to issue corporal punishments
Tyler Powell
I... think I love Sunshine. It's a shame all the best girls only like other girls, not that I would have a chance anyway...
Lucas Green
gay
Julian Cox
Joseph Gray
Oh God, don't make this your new thing...
Evan James
Pussies.
Christian Jones
also lame
sun light is over rated though
Luis Lee
Nathaniel Bell
pfhfhfhfhahaha
I would strongly recommend against this too.
Carter Green
tranno
Gavin Hill
absolutely annoyed
Kayden Howard
Yep.
I wasn't trying to do anything. I was just saying.
The light and dark go hand in hand. One cannot exist without the other, but their polarity assures they shall never touch.
Luke Barnes
> Starts S/fur thread
> Posts a gay image
William Smith
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Jaxson Rivera
ur gay
Easton Moore
i know its fucking crazy
Easton Green
Brayden Wilson
Why?
Christian Sanders
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Kayden Gutierrez
I do like stockings and garter belts a lot
Damn she's hot
no more honks
Luke Moore
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Jaxson Jackson
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Nathan Cruz
I don't even know why I bother keeping this, let alone create it
Carson Jenkins
Jacob Smith
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Ethan Lopez
fuck this weird stupid gay cancer furry bs
Jordan Perry
Tell him to fuck off or say "did I ask for your opinion"
Charles Diaz
A case of common fag fever.
Hudson Scott
Parker Adams
I'll take the latter.
Thanks.
Ian Johnson
Because Sinatra?
Levi Hall
I just want something I can never have.
Jose Gutierrez
Jaxson James
It is Wednesday my dudes
That guy should be in a power metal band . He'd be pretty good.
That's reality for a lot of us
Jaxson Green
try kys that always gets you what you want
Caleb Lewis
I see
Yes he would
Matthew Parker
Nathan Davis
Sadly, yes.
Liar.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Gabriel Kelly
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Evan Butler
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Dylan Miller
Sebastian Moore
Jerry
Noah Gomez
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Brody Hall
dash
Grayson Powell
Kramer
Hunter Bell
ok, night night
Daniel Taylor
Sleep tight man
Brandon Peterson
*samefags*
Adrian Edwards
you know it bb
Ryan Cooper
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Joshua Morgan
Night, 8butt.
Grayson Hill
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Ryder Miller
all furfags are cancer and should be gassed