How do I watch a horror movie when I am a pussy weakling?

How do I watch a horror movie when I am a pussy weakling?

Just do it.

How do I make it less scary? I pissed my pants once.

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Lights on, volume down, read wiki so you know all the surprises. If that doesn't work, consider suicide.

Grow balls.

I watched alot of horror movies with my family alot when I was a kid desu. Was terrified of the dark and being alone for a long time, but now horror movies don't have the same appeal

Fuck it. I'm doing it.

Watch horror comedies instead.

What you watching tho?

Watch IT.
It's more funny than scary.

>volume down

That's a given. Fucking idiot horror movie sound designers don't realise that I don't want to wake up the entire building at 2 am because of their damned jumpscare.

Conjuring 2

I've only watched 45 minutes of it in like 3 hours.

I'm a huge pussy too yet my favourite movie is The Thing.
I'm just not into jump scares or supernatural shit.

The Thing isn't that scary.

Ask your girlfriend to watch it with you

>girlfriend

You're a pussy ass bitch. Kill yourself

My older siblings made me watch a lot of horror films as a kid to toughen me up. I haven't been afraid of a movie in years.

Watch it in little bits at a time.

It'll get easier, friendo.

Why would you want to? Watch other genres.

that and a small screen helps

I don't understand how anyone gets scared from fictional movies. I've been watching horror flicks all my life and even as a kid I could never take them seriously enough to actually get frightened by it.