Why are you still a virgin?

Why are you still a virgin?

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because I havent had sex yet.

because my name is jeff

21 kissless virgin here. I have a problem with initimacy. I never let myself get too close to anyone, not even friends.

get a hooker dude, c'mon

Why ask that when you know it isn't true?

I dont know. I can't close. 24 here. Killer is I'm at blue mountain near Collingwood and there's probably half a dozen bachelorette parties going on. Struck out 3 times tonight and now there's groups coming back slowly partying in the condo behind us and I'm on Sup Forums.

closest i got was my gf jerked me off while my dick was really close to her pussy and she moaned like i was fucking her.

she did that to her ex bfs too and ended up fucking both of them, so im pretty sure it'll happen soon

Deep down I feel like it just wouldn't matter. I'd still be a fuckup in so many ways, so I don't even try.

shes so pretty, too bad shes doing the ape dance

I am not

Well I "lost" my virginity when I was 11-12 to my next door neighbor. It felt like I came but nothing dripped out of her. However, I count the time I had sex with my first serious girlfriend at 15 as losing my virginity.

Don't worry, I doubt you are her type either.

Context please.

Because I derive absolutely no pleasure from the company of other people.

>can't close
Me either, but the reason is because I have somewhat severe Gynecomastia, and resulting anxiety.

Source

27, never cared about trying to have sex with multiple women. Always wanted to find just the one woman that I'd be with for the rest of my life. Thought that I finally did, was with her for 3 years and she wanted to wait until marriage so I was cool with it. Will never know her motives, but found out that she cheated on me (not full on sex, but doing oral) with someone who I thought was my friend. Totally destroyed my ability to trust anyone and have a 'normal' relationship. Was single for a couple of years after that, dated a girl for about 7 months which didn't work out, and have been single since then.

I'm a coward.

I figure it's the younger age your interested in.

>she spent the night multiple times before, each time she got closer to me over my brother
>probably bc we're closer in age.
>this night, we were all over each other, couldn't keep our hands off each other etc
>was the time of the DS too so we'd message on there
>she text me "I'm horny"
>being young and naive, I replied "me too"
>"okay, wait until your brother falls asleep"
>thought the time wouldn't come so we just cuddled and watched Bruce Almighty, my favorite childhood movie
>we look over and he's asleep
>she starts touching me and being grubby and stuff
>I follow her lead, every so often looking back at the movie
>she gets on top of me, and starts riding my dick
>mirin this white beauty in front of me, first everything I've seen in person
>she's having the time of her life while I try to look at her and watch the movie
>she cums and I cum inside her
>realize what I did and we check to see if anything drips
>no so worries are over
>get dressed lazily and she passes out on top of me
>I finish the movie and go to sleep

Cause whenever i'm about to penetrate i go limp, i have no idea why. I must be cursed or somethign

Because I'm 18, my school had a 3-1 male to female ratio and I only started to lose weight recently

Because I'm a failure in life that's also an ugly mofo.

The closest I've gotten to a girl is one telling me I'm smart

>Why are you still a virgin?
not a virgin, but a virgo
>mfw lost my vcard back in the 70's at age 12, she was 11, in summer camp.

Viagra

My story is almost the same. I always wanted to only have sex with the one girl I would spend my life with. I met her at 21 then she cheated and left me. Went out to the bar the next day and fucked the first girl I met just to loose it. Now I've had meaningless sex with more women than I can count and still wish I had only been with one.

Well im pretty ugly and kinda fat

I suppose i'm a coward as well, user. The pity is im good looking and in good shape, I just don't have a good shape. Skinny dude with tits, i'm probably fucked for life unless I get a pity fuck down the road. Its like torture, I can turn women on but when the shirt comes off i get cucked. Perhaps I should just find a girl who wants to cuck me because thats the furthest ill get with a girl worth the lay

So I can give my tight virgin asshole to Jesus in heaven

My cock is 6inches and I'm into bbws so it would never work I'm assuming.

sauce op pls

Im only attracted to furries, but in to rural of an area to find someone

I don't go out.

cause ur mom wasnt home last night faggot

Mandy Kay? It's been a while

My parents-in-law can't have children

It's just when i'm about to stick it in that it happens, throughout foreplay i'm pretty hard. Shit, guess i'll give up for real again, even if miracles happen and i get the chance to get laid somehow i still fuck it up

Wow, glad im not any of you.

Too insecure sexually. I'm 24, generally confident, walk and talk like it as well. I'm not bad looking, witty enough to be funny and just intimidating enough for people to not give me shit. I don't have any trouble asserting myself or making a show of confidence. But i have 0 exp with romance/sex/women so whenever i get put in that situation i change completly and become a bumbling insecure fool. Many women have shown interest and my only recourse is to sabotage the situation so that i don't have to deal with it.

Basically i'm a virgin because i'm a virgin because i'm a virgin, etc.

Viagra should solve that, though.

>It's just when i'm about to stick it in that it happens, throughout foreplay i'm pretty hard.
it's in your head - you've a mental problem with the actual act. find out why, work on it.
maybe some subconscious fear of impregnating the bitch and stuck with an offspring you're not ready for yet?

20, kissless non-virgin. I dont know how to say this, but MAKE SURE YOU FUCKING KISS HER.

You'll end up one of them shoe/panty stealing weirdos

Pro tip: It didn't just happen, they made it happen.

21yo virgin, should I get a hooker?
Seems kinda pathetic but I run the risk of never losing it.

FINALLY there is a girl doing this and it's actually arousing instead of forced and ghetto.

It's probably that she's objectively gorgeous, with just the right balance of ethnic gene pools of Nordic and Arab. And it's also that she's only very slowly jiggling her ass steaks, hypnotically and harmoniously. She does it with real artistry.

>closest i got was my gf jerked me off while my dick was really close to her pussy and she moaned like i was fucking her.
dude, you need to take charge and shove it into her cunt, and 'rape' her hard and good.

yeah, its just that im afraid of it being the only way for me. I'd hate to be dependent on meds for that kind of stuff;

im hoping this is the case, user. I'll see what i can do. For a long time i had accepted that i would always be alone, so now i need to rethink everything.
>subconscious fear of impregnating
Could be that, yeah. It doesn't help either that the girl told me some past tragic story, had to do with abuse and rape stuff, that fucked me up a bit.

Do not listen to this guy, there's a difference between making her let you and raping her.

I would not be surprised, honestly.

You need to take action. Just do it, you'll be fine

waited till 25 to find someone special to lose my v-card to. Was really special and i would do it all over again. 3 years later and i do regret a little that i didnt lose it sooner, but i wouldnt trade my first time being later for having a not so nice experience sooner

>Do not listen to this guy, there's a difference between making her let you and raping her.
there's a reason why I put it in quotes, numbskull.
>Kiss her like you miss her, fuck her like you hate her
and
>Don't ask if she's horny/wet, feel her out for yourself
heed this, and your bitch will be yours and wont stray

24 and virgin here. Did she know it was your first time? How did you let her know? How did she take it?

I just use drugs to get off and fill the void of being a virgin, women are all clinically retarded/insane anyhow.

I'm not. But it's been 3 dry years since my ex dumped me... so given that length of time is pretty pathetic in itself knowing that I'm capable of it.
I can't speak from a variety of experience, but withholding and making them want it is hot itself, but it's also for you. As a virgin I think it's particularly worth the build-up- not because it's 'significant' or 'to build intimacy'. Savor every progressive moment, there's a reason why young couples have a good reason why traditionally done this. But what ever works for you.

>underage

Ah , but alas mah nigga, I am not.

No drugs, no alcohol, no sex before marriage.
My previous ex wanted to have sex, so I broke up with her. Simple as that, I live devoutly by these rules, in hope to set an example for my children and find a suitable wife. Im now 19.

You'll regret it when you're 40, impotent and wise to the fact it didn't matter.

Started off as a long distance friendship online. Was pretty great. She was a late bloomer too, but a pretty cute one.
Since then i slept with quite a few girls over the years. Even had my first threesome a week ago. Not with her sadly, but again, i wouldnt trade my experience with fucking someone i dont like much sooner, but that might just be me.

It will work out in the end, even if you have to wait a bit longer. And its worth the wait if you do

i haven't been a virgin since i was 16 pshh

im 13

>As a virgin I think
you may stop right there....you lack the experience.
females at the teenager age are instinctively "breeding crazy" (that time comes again around late 30's/early 40's when the breeding oven starts to cool off) so they'll fuck anything that fits their biologically ingrained template for a good protector and provider
guess what kind of guy that is
one with cash flow and/or the bad-boy
do you really think that ridiculously short 8,000 years of so called civilization can override 40 million years of evolution that guaranteed that you can be on Sup Forums now?
think again

it's because you have stress, try to relax

>thicc ass girl like in OP wants to fuck me
>she fucks black guys and has had a lot of sex
>emotionally disturbed
>she thinks im a chad
>wants me really bad

should i let her take my virginity Sup Forums

go for it, read up some stuff how to give it to her good, she'll make it a good experience for you.

My ass is the only thing that's virgin and I don't want AIDS.

Ya da woke up before I could fuck him

No, if you read correctly I was referring to user who I understood to be a virgin. I'm saying for his benefit, he should stop and smell the metaphorical roses. I mean, don't drag it out forever if you aren't scared anxious high schoolers but don't rush in and miss the anticipation I think.

To be a good role model for my kids.

To be honest op I don't really know. Iv been so caught up with school and college I really just haven't had the time nor interest at the moment. I'll attempt to settle down eventually but for now I want to claw my way to a future so I don't end up with a masters and working at walmart. Thanks for asking though. Why are you a virgin though ?

This meme is so stupid. It isn't impossible to have sex with thicker women if you are small-average in size.

>worth the wait if you do

That is only valid if you have a particularly special first time/s. And even then, could be arguably wasted.

>have stress
that i cannot deny, i hope i find an effective way to ward off some of it

Same
In my head it goes something like this.
>your not wprthy of her.
>she doesnt even notice you.
>but even if you did get with her its impossible since your parents wouldnt accept her (cultural thing)
>anyways all you want and desire is the animal instinct of sex and ejaculation ... You can get that through porn so fuck her and lets go learn something

Just stop.

>but for now I want to claw my way to a future so I don't end up with a masters
good luck with that, you'll be replaced by Google DeepMind/IBM Watson style AI's and Boston Dynamic's style robots anyway.
don't believe me? read this

whitehouse.gov/sites/whitehouse.gov/files/images/EMBARGOED AI Economy Report.pdf

a Gov report about the severe impact of AI's and robots within the next 10-20 years.

Are you alright? Socially deprived are usually not considered 'normal'?

>It isn't impossible to have sex with thicker women if you are small-average in size.
6 inch is fine (average), below 4 isn't

>anything that fits their biologically ingrained template for a good protector and provider
Guess that's why they're all fucking men who resemble pop industry figures, even virgins have more of a clue than you, next time silence yourself and not some user. Women just do what all the other women are doing at any given time, no thought or even instinct involved, aside from monkey see, monkey do.

Because I'm 17. Everyone younger is lying.

Stop living a life controlled by fear.

You aren't wrong user. But I must try.

I have a small hairy dick and I'm guessing women would find it gross

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not even mean laughter. I fucking actually laughed. Having sex before 18 isn't really smart, but people do it alllllll the fucking time, user

Lol gtfo
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>tfw you're training to develop CNN AIs and your job prospects are looking great
feelsgodman

>Guess that's why they're all fucking men who resemble pop industry figures
it seems you haven't finished thinking - they do soBECAUSE those pop-idols are what? popular, what does that mean? that a lot of cunts are after them, why would they be after them? fame-n-fortune, what is fame n fortune? provision and protection
got it finally ?
also, if you look closer, male pop idols display the image of a "I'm different than others I don't give a shit about anything" bad-boy attitude.
Where do you think the "bling-bling" concept stems from? showing off wealth in exaggerated fashion.

>pop industry figures
Yeah no shit, financial security ensures personal security.

Oh, yeah. That too. Delusional and underage. Idiot

>she fucks black guys and has had a lot of sex

Why did you have to mention this part? Seems to me you were trying to fish for some you's here.

...damn. If that's coming from like a genuine place and not a nutty part of your brain, I applaud you. That's dedication.

>resemble
Both you fucking spergs seem to have missed this word, the autism is strong in this bread

the truth right here

lemme help you out, boy

and you seem to have missed WHY there's a ton of copycats RESEMBLING those pop idols.

im not

By your own shit logic women should be chasing after men who resemble CEO's not pop music figures, please off yourself

Maybe you don't know what the word association means. If a person sees someone who "resembles" a pop industry icon the implicit association is, what, dare I ask? Money?