She with you?

She with you?

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I thought she was with Jew?

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Fun fact:
Polish dubbing have changed this conversation into something even worse.
Superman: She with you?
Batman: Yeah, she's my mother.

I can't see shit.
What is supes looking at?

Snyder should stick to ham-fisted Jesus imagery. Leave the quips to Marvel.

nie prawda

>Superman can't just ask a woman who she is or where she came from
Only Snyder could turn Superman into a beta cuck

BAZINGA

SHE'S MARTHA TOO?

>dubbing non-cartoon movies
Your country is uneducated and shit.

He should have said "You must be new" as a callback to the dinner party, but now the context is different.

She's a big Gal.

Pour toi

>dat Batman
holy fuck muh dick will never be soft again

Someone needs to make a skit where Batman is apprehending supervillains who all say "WAIT! My uh... cousin's... half-sister... HER name is Martha!" followed by Batman telling them they're free to go

Someone just needs to fuc fiaKJGalkg ugdlg afs

CUNT CUNT CUNT

AM I TO SOON?

>not giving actors even better voices

I'M TO SOON!

kek

Or just a sequence where everyone in gotham just starts saying "you don't understand, I need to do this to save martha!"

Actually that would be a decent explaination for batman beinga useless mopey cunt for all of bvs.

You talk to fish?

>Batman do a big research on Clark Kent
>He didn't find out his mom's name is Martha

Why was the screenwriting so incompetent

>>Batman do a big research on Clark Kent

He didn't, that's the irony he never saw Superman as human, or thought he had a civilian identity, that he was Superman 24/7

It's a switchup from the comics where in the movies now it's Lex that has the advantage on knowing who both Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent secretly are, as well as to show that Batman's single mindedness blinded him to something he would never have missed before whatever trauma's he's been through.

and yet in the beginning of their fight Bat tells him
>i bet your parents told you you're special

underrated

You realize its a huge problem to have a half-braindead teenager be, objectively, the smartest and most well informed person in a universe, right?

>Lois Lane was able to find out who Superman was by talking to random hicks for a few weeks
>Lex Luthor was able to find out who Superman was through plot
>Batman, the world's greatest detective, was STUMPED despite spending over a year relentlessly studying him
KINO
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Easily Eisenberg's weirdest performance.

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Yes, his ALIEN parents whoever they, he meant it in a generic fashion not something specific, the only person who has intimate details of Clark's life other than Lois is Lex.

Reminds me of Garfield's Peter Parker.

Except that was fitting to the character and Eisenberg's was trash.

I didn't make the movie, take it up with Snyder/Teriro/Goyer, just presenting the events that transpire.

And Lex is not a teenager or braindead.

Nigga, she is obviously with YOU.
Goddamn, say what you want about Marvel, but at least their quips aren't utterly retarded like this.
Batman, you had been in contact with Diana throughout the entire fucking movie. The fuck you mean
>I thought she was with you.
Jesus Christ, this shit is so stupid.

>metahuman that does not seem to age a single day in a century
sure

Watch the fucking movie, you moist bitch.

PART TIME

probably the movie is just too complicated for you

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I concur

>this video contains content from UMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds

Awww..

>Goddamn, say what you want about Marvel, but at least their quips aren't utterly retarded like this.

It's a home remedy for muscle pain, read a book, nigger.

>marvelcucks think this makes it not retarded

>Dat damage control

what country are you in?

UNDEROOS

>marcucks will defend this

CollegeHumor would love you

>makes sense context wise to the situation compared Batman not recognizing this woman with a pea shaped head he hotdogged

Stay mad, faggots.

where the fuck do these marvel fans come from? Reading their posts is giving me second hand autism

>>makes sense context wise to the situation
>context wise to the situation
holy fuck HAHAHAHA

look a bunch of manchildren having tantrums over capeshit again