Um guys, I'm a virgin NEET and this porn star asked me to join one of her videos

Um guys, I'm a virgin NEET and this porn star asked me to join one of her videos.

Wut do?

Pussy out like a child afraid of life

Take the fucking paycheck, user

You're probably getting trolled.

I dont think I would be getting paid.

this guy knows whats up. if she isn't paying really fucking well don't do it, but like actual virgin porn, im gonna assume, is pretty expensive so like

Oh shit, I didnt think of that. I guess virging are pretty rare in porn

I'm still a virgin are you implying I could get paid to get rid of it? Yes I'm a dude and I want to fuck a girl.

Dont do it u will lose all respect for the rest of your life just look at vitaly...

ask for the largest amount of money you can get, and do it for that

Probably getting catfished.

>Say yes
>Actually go to the place and meet
>It's a bunch of chads from your school with phone cams.
"Hahah user wants to star in porn"
>Get made fun of for a long time, with evidence of this happening
>Not getting any pussy at all

Great stuff, but I don't know your situation, nor do I trust people with that kind of stuff.

not if your an ugly fuck that doesn't get lucky and get contacted by someone who can set that shit up. I'm just completley making assumptions, it just seems logical in my mind that literal virgins in porn are rare because why the fuck wouldnt they be,
considering porn is made for basically any conceivable circumstance, i wouldnt be suprised if some sites make porn whose gimmick is that they have actual virgins in their porn, so there's like a premium to be paid for people willing to lose their virginity and potentially self worth for money

Haven't spoken in public for over 4 years, i doubt some chads from 5 years are gonna try and fuck with me.

I'll have to do some digging because I'm not a 10 outta 10 but I'm 6 or 7 so maybe I'll get lucky.

Lol same here. Im not ugly i just dont try to get puss.

Then go for it lad

Oh shit bois, it has escalated.

...not sure if OP's baiting, or being baited..

Oh bro, she's a camwhore who is hoping you pay some bills

I smell catfish

It's official. Definite camwhore trying to get my nonexistant money. Rip, and to think there was hope for me.

She might be diggind some money.

Either weasel your way into her panties or tail out.

Wew.

When a girl writes that much it's danger sign for me, even if she doesn't use caps lock.

In this specific case, she is digging hard for money, which means you run like a bitch motherfucker.

that was funny

Lol

I dont think she speaks english very well, possibly russian

She talks like a nigerian prince.

Tell her youll send her $ if she sends you a picture of her poop

I tries user

first of all how the fuck did she get in contact with you?

Tinder lol

Well bois it has been fun, here's her kik. Have fun :)

Oh my god you daft fucking tard. It's a bot. Text "I'm gunna eat your poo and drink your pee and then poop and pee the it back into you later on ;)" and "she'll" just reply as if you said anything normal.

What a complete fucking moron.

Also how do you have the balls to have a tinder when you're a fucking NEET. What can you even bring to conversation? Talk about what your mommy or daddy have been up to? Or how your cat made a funny face the other day. Or how you're "helping around the house". Fucking dumb virgin loser

Look at the other pics, obviously not a bot, but someone who doesn't speak english very well lol

Or my increasing thoughts of suicide, favorite animes, my WoW toons armor. My life is full of interesting topics.

Tell me you live somewhere where you need a car to get around so I know you're in fact chained to your house and never leave it.

Again, why the fuck are you on tinder you dumb fook

Also what is a chad doing here? What a degenerate.

Yeah she's just trying hard to bait you into giving her money basically, has zero intention of fucking you afterwards. Sorry OP

Nah man, entire town is walking distance ;) my mom said if i actually get a date she'll pay for it so I'm all set up.

I'm a degenerate but I'm not some pathetic fucking bitch like OP

So everyone in your small town knows that you're a neet and when you bump into them they give you a sort of sorry smile and avoid asking you anything personal.
That's nice of your mommy though, are you like 30? At this point she's just desperate for you to reach any sort of significant milestone like interacting with a female who isn't part of your family

Nah noone but my family knows im a NEET, cause nobody else knows I exist.

Things are going good for user over here, no need to be jealous.

lol @OP thinking some random hottie added him on kik to fuck him lmao

even funnier anons thinking virgin males are rare? They could get them anywhere, a virgin female willing to do porn would be rare, do you think guys care if some dumbass was virgin before fucking sasha gray?

At least you're doing people a favor by staying out of their lives. Do your parents also just forget you exist when anyone asks about you?

How old are you bitchboy?

>probably

there's no fucking way the person on the other end isn't a dude.

Am 18 but dropped out cause of lames, i dont fuck with no lames

Search ivyrae. If it really is her she's pretty hot.

You never know, life is a mystery

Don't lie to us. And don't try to be a cool guy now. You've already revealed how much of a beta loser you are

Literally only Catfish or Bots use the kik emojis, run.

this is finally getting interesting and has gotten my attention. OP, respond pls

I did but accidentilly refreshed cause have autism

trolling it, will post returns

Roll with it, but don't give ANY info until you see definitive proof this is for real. You don't need anything she is offering hard enough to fuck up your credit.

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Lolz

Lol

I hope to god she doesn't stop

Tf

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>10
>huh

sides in orbit

>Really?!
>Wow
you're cute user

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she is leaving me on read :(

She's changed her profile picture

user if she is legit ask to meet her for a drink and talk about it in person. Consider if it is a good idea and air your concerns to her. Don't do it just to sleep with a hot chick if you aren't going to b3 comfortable afterwards