Why are covers of Bob Dylan songs universally better than the original songs?

Why are covers of Bob Dylan songs universally better than the original songs?

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Because Bob Dylan has an annoying voice

Bob is really handsome in some photos.

He has one of the ebst vocal deliveries known to mankind.

STUCK IN--SIDE OF--MOBILE--WITH THE MEMPHIS BLUES-AGAIN

Name 5 (five, fünf, cinco, cinq, quinque, pjet) examples of this.

1) knockin in hesven's door - Guns n Roses
2) all along the watchtower - Jimi Hendrix
3) it's all over now baby blue - Animals
4) ballad of Hollis brown - Rise Against

Honestly not sure of a 5th one

anytime that the Byrds covered him desu

wew

Subterranean Homesick Blues - RHCP