Step 1: Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

I will be you in 13 years

I'll be you in 10 years

My main is on Destromath

Meaning your are still young. Go out and get drunk.

See faggot.

Now I feel worse, your thread has accomplished the opposite of what it promised OP

What do you expect? OP never delivers

What's your favorite solution to the Fermi paradox?

And you can't go to a brothel and fuck some sluts ? (pic related, few year ago pic of The Palace in Frankfurt)

What do _you_ expect?

Filter's still fucking coming

Will be the ultimate admission that I am unable to get sex in the normal way like everyone else.

Well, but at least you wont treat that like it's something hudge and make a mountain of it. Sex is something causual, like kiss but with your dick.
Anyway, you're past 30', you're bellow saving now, have some drastic mesures or your balls will explode.

How do I get laid?

>Well, but at least you wont treat that like it's something hudge and make a mountain of it

Being a virgin isn't something huge in itself. Being unable to lose your virginity without buying a hooklr is though

Beats me.

The great filter

The great filter theory

Less than 3 years to go before I'm a wizard.

Get money, buy hooker

I'm an 18 year old virgin, not kissless and even had something going with a girl, but I blew it before we had sex. Should I just neck myself?

My main is on Bronze Dragonflight btw

>I'm an 18 year old virgin, not kissless and even had something going with a girl, but I blew it before we had sex.

What happened?

Bump

Why are you kissless/virgin ?

Are you ugly as hell ? Don you go out or smth ? What are the reasons ?

>Are you ugly as hell ?

Average looking.

>Don you go out or smth ?

Went out quite a lot in my university years. Bars, clubs etc.

>What are the reasons ?

Awkward as fuck, boring and dull. Devoid of any personality, charisma and charm.

Every time I see these threads I can't help but wonder what you guys look like.
I feel like you guys just must not apply yourselves to women.
I am not very good looking other than I look "rugged" because of my jaw structure and cheekbones but I fucked for the first time at 13, and never went more than a couple weeks without sex until a few years ago. Last I counted I'd slept with a total of 17 women.

I am not good with women, at all, I spill spaghetti like it's going out of style. You just need to socialize more, even if it's awkward, that's how you get better at it.
You guys didn't just buy WOW and instantly hop on to max level characters and know your rotation right away did you? No. It took time and effort, and a whole lot of grinding.

pussy is overrated and so are women live your life how you want to, don't do something because you feel socially pressured to

>Every time I see these threads I can't help but wonder what you guys look like.

Pic related.

>I feel like you guys just must not apply yourselves to women.

What does that even mean?

>I am not good with women, at all, I spill spaghetti like it's going out of style. You just need to socialize more, even if it's awkward, that's how you get better at it.

I - relatively to my peers - got worse. I was quite okay socially in high school but lost pace.

Kissless?
What have you been doing for so long?

University. Job. Hobbies. Getting drunk now and then. The usual stuff.

Hell, these days you can turn awkward into charm because you break all the ice. If you don't give too much of a fuck about it, it can even come across as if you're doing it on purpose, and the right kind of girl will love it.

Where do you find this kind of girl?

In friendship groups. School, uni, work.

There wasn't any girl who found my awkwardness charmeful. I was surrounded by nerdy girls.

bump

I'll be you in 5 years because of phimosis.
I had a dozen of chances to fuck but I backed out of every single situation.
The thought of someone using a scalpel to cut off my foreskin just dreads me.

Just go to the fucking doctor bro.

c'mon fuckers.