Does anyone have that cyanide and happiness picture where the guy is going to kill himself but is stopped...

does anyone have that cyanide and happiness picture where the guy is going to kill himself but is stopped, but below that it's just him thinking out an ideal situation because he already shot himself?
also general feels thread

shameful self bump

>be me
>tuesday night
>moms friend wants to take us out to dinner
>go to bar first at casino, gets drunk
>guy says he gets free food in his room
>go up to his room guy continues to pour alcohol down our throats
>moms starts dozing off
>guys starts feeling me up
>i freeze not really sure what to do
>not the first time this has happened to me
>it escalates start texting my s/o SOS
>s/0 other calls the police and rushes to the casino
>told s/o to call me
>when s/o calls me i run out of the room
>stumbled around the casino looking for s/o
still a lil fucked up from it and its sunday morning

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so you left your drunk mother with that pervert??

yep fuck her. We were in the parking garage later that night and she said "hes a man whore, he fucks everyone" I dont think I ever screamed at her like that before in my life. boyfriend was really pissed at her too. She really thinks he did nothing wrong and Im just being over dramatic

"Ill always protect you" she says
where the fuck was she when this guy had his hand down my pants and i tried to get her attention to help me? Oh yea sitting on the couch next to me not doing anything

honestly you're pretty stupid to ditch your boyfriend to go to another mans room and drink even more without seeing this coming

the issue was that my mom kept drinking, she was suppose to drive me to my boyfriends parents house cause they were hosting a party and my boyfriend would already be there by the time we should have left

You go drunk to another guys room, drink even more there.
You are an irresponsible moron. At one point in your life, you will be fucked by a random dude and will learn that that's your place in life: Being a cumdumpster

this, i hope your boyfriend leaves your whore ass

>be me
>had feeling for this girl for years
>never say anything because she is dating buddy
>she tells me shes not happy
>he tells me the same
>care about them both so i try to help
>try and convince them both to stay together
>she breaks it off and tells me she love me
>we spend time together
>fall in love pretty quick
>she tells me shes not sure
>tired of it all i leave state
>sell everything i own
>she begs me to come back
>come back, hug in airport like in the movies
>every things great for a while
>treat her like queen, massages etc
>few weeks later gets super mad, fighting alot
>tells me she hates me... i pack
>says by the way since your leaving i cheated
>says hateful shit still cant be mad
>hug her with my bags packed
>tell her i hope she can find happiness
>leave and havent spoken in a month

the ironic part... one of the biggest issues i had with her was her alcohol addiction... i have been drinking constantly since we broke up

lol

feminism yes!

what the hell does feminism have to with this

Dumb woman

i know that one man, i know that one.

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nice to know someone else knows

She said that because she doesnt want to believe that hes with her to get to you or that you're attractive to him and she isn't.
Only an extremely selfish person would react in this way.
Shes more worried about the unflattering implications this has on her than she is concerned about the situation she put you in and how that felt for you.
Terrible mother, tbh.

when we were with the tribal police all she kept saying was how she was gonna lose her job and shit. I was sexual assaulted and youre freaking out about your job? shes a horrible mother, always has been

why would she lose her job? she work there or what?

>MFFW
nice one

she works for the casino and shes not aloud to be in comps rooms and stuff like that

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So this "boyfriend" of hers is a guest at the hotel staying in a comped room?

I worked at some rinky dink hotel not remotely related to the entertainment industry and at the front desk we always got invited to "come up to our room and party with us" after our shifts. This was strictly forbidden because aside from being hugely unprofessional, it can make the hotel look like it's running whores like a secret brothel.

She is very likely going to lose her job. If she does it'll be her own fault too. She knew she wasn't supposed to fuck around with guests, and broke the rules.

It's really sad, i don't know if i could put that myself. But, you had the balls to do it and it was probably the best thing to do. Respect.

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>You go drunk to another guys room, drink even more there.
>You are an irresponsible moron.
this. how do women even get themselves into this situation? my ex did the exact same thing and almost got raped.

Yep, this

Btw, you left your fucking mother behind; u dishonorable little slut

I wouldn't let some nigger rape my mom passed out, not even bradley fucking cooper, he can ask her when she can answer

Not every guy wants to fuck, but do that math, and im positive there wdre sexual vibes, late night, hotel room, alcohol, just u 3.. ur either the dumbest bitch in the world or a cumdumpster that likes to play victim

I don't think thats fair. She went out with her mom and her moms boyfriend. My own moms had some degenerate fuckin boyfriends and youd never think they'd try shit in front of her.

His whole tactic was to take advantage of the daughter here. The mom just let it happen.

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Alco on road to recovery here. Currently shaking from withdrawal

You have to think how much has entered me and what it affected with that amount (during intoxication, i may not 'feel' drunk, but you have to think what a 26er in an hour can do to the brain). I was the worst person I've ever met. I was so depressed i ALWAYS had to be right, even ehen i knew i was wrong, i had a complex where i thought i was way better off than i actually was, and i treated the people closest to me like chess pieces (i wish it was checkers, chess is hard when ur wasted) i got by from house to house after rent was up and i needed more booze, just scathing by with lies and manipulation, every person lodging me, hated me

That being said i kept my strongest purist morals in check, i did my best to convey to people i loved them, and wpuld NEVER cheat (surprisingly had a few relationships in this state, but i did it all for the nookie, no respect)

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What a fucking retarded quote. The only people up at 3 p.m. are lonely, in love or drunk too. It's a general condition clause

If you couldn't see this 9gag tier maymay coming i suggest u get ready for school

Moms friend u dumb little whore, and what, she never caught a vibe, and she couldn't leave like she did after she caused a bunch of drama, police, s/o, and posotove she was flirting, and he was getting handsy, if his intentions were to do all this shit against her will as sje implies, she wpuld be raped by now

Use logic, not ur emotions, it's people sticking up for these whores that is affecting out evolution

Lost

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Come over, I'll show you the difference between mixed messages and rape

Pussy shit

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Man I hate myself for being cringe in my highschool life, I know this is a bad green text but I'll try
>be me
>highschool student (middle school in other country)
>bullied daily in class
>they called me autistic because of my action which I don't know if it's true
>became anti-social and can't talk to my classmates and teachers
>had a classmate for straight 3 school years
>fell in love to her
>no can't do because I was so anxious to impress my love for her
>I just heard that she loved someone else before we graduate
>I give up

My girlfriend tried to backtrack after she dumbly said that she screenshotted something I sent her in complete confidence. This is after she admitted to having a way to save snap chat dm's.

Now i know it sounds dumb but im a person that takes trust so seriously. I absolutely hate relationships where there is some person or multiple people that basically sit in on everything i ever say to a person. what i say is meant for them. not the other people you screenshot and send it too.

She adimant that she never did, and only kept it to "reflect upon" but ive had other girlfriends who said the same thing. And when it came to the end i was completely right.

I don't trust what she says but there's no way to prove it. I don't want to be in a relationship based on lies. I love her but i don't know if i can get past this.